Recent comments by JP

Bubblisimo Gerkinov wrote:

Woman says she's too pretty for work

My wife says the same thing and has had a devil of a time with sexual harassment on the job.

That sounds terrible until I tell you that we have our own company and we're the employees. And then you think about it for a while and it still sounds terrible.

azurite wrote:

An accurate diagnosis is always nice.

Hell, some of us would be happy with a diagnosis.

Outsider wrote:

I'm sick of healthcare talk.

I don't know why. I, for one, always come to a housing blog to discuss medical policy.

15 new mental illnesses in the DSM-5 - Slide Show - MarketWatch

May 22, 2013
15 new mental illnesses in the DSM-5
Additions to the diagnostic manual include hoarding and caffeine withdrawal

// The only logical thing is to never give up my Lets take a coffee break

Vonbek777 wrote:

Or is golf reaching out to the WWF?

I'm so glad to see somebody profiting from confusion over the WWF initials.

12th Percentile wrote:

Massive Asteroid QE2 Flies By Earth This Month

LOL:
But, Mainzer added, “We don’t need to panic.”

Dont Panic! !!!

Mary wrote:

wait ... isn't this a subplot in Johnny Mneumonic?

I can't remember.

GDD9000 wrote:

Breaker 1-9

You're old.

I would've have thought he'd confuse himself with the doctor.

Thanks, it didn't look right and my OCD was causing nerves to twitch.

As close to on-topic as I get for VMT:
5 still hospitalized after Connecticut train collision - CNN.com

This is a big deal in CT; The monday commute must be hell since they shut down a portion of the NH to NY line.

Edit: And the line will be down for multiple days apparently,
Delays From Connecticut Rail Crash Likely to Last Days - NY Times

robj wrote:

YouTube - Muddy Waters and Johnny Winter - Mannish Boy

Bic Flick

but the full impact of the fiscal shock has not arrived yet

Waiting for Godot.

Nice, LinkedIn finally decided they don't support all forms of social networks.
Friends, prostitutes commingle on social networks - MarketWatch

I couldn't resist: Prostitution | Skills | LinkedIn

Edit: Holy moly, the "Related skills" section.

Antipodes wrote:

The bread continues to cook, even after you take it out of the oven.

That's why you butter it. The butter from the refrigerator dissipates the heat and quenches the cooking process. You further quench the cooking process by putting it into your stomach.

You're welcome.

Antipodes wrote:

Then, it must rest for 1 hour.

Bah.

Rob Dawg wrote:

April 2006: 143,761,000
April 2013: 143,579,000

Nice.
I wish NaRM were here to tell me: Get a job you lazy hippies!

I was also a night owl, and never thought I'd ever turn into an earlier riser. Since moving to the land of sunshine in CA, my work requires being up for east coast 9am, but amazingly the routine has grown on me. Now for weekends, I "Sleep in" until 6:30am.

Of course, I'm less fun at late night parties. Like now. Tired Nytol

robj wrote:

What if you wake up at 4:00-4:30 without having to get up?

Then it's probably time to quit whatever job is waking me up in the middle of my sleep.

Not that I ever follow my own advice, of course.

Antipodes wrote:

I fill the hopper with beans the night before and set it on the counter. In the morning I warm the coffee cup and crank the handle...

If I have to get up at 5:30 then I'm entitled! Shakes Tiny Fist of Fury Lets take a coffee break
Amazon.com: Breville BES860XL Barista Express Espresso Machine with Grinder: Kitchen & Dining

Rajesh wrote:

Dyn-o-mite?

You're old.

energyecon wrote:

91-Year-Old Man Raises Money to Prevent Eviction by Daughter - Yahoo!

I assume the daughter's initials are FF?

Sebastian wrote:

People not in the top 20% clearly have more money than we realize.

Or they have access to easy money.

Of course those with access to easy money but not enough money on their own are going to borrow the bare minimum to ensure they live within their means.

Edit: And surely those who loan easy money will loan only those amounts that can be paid back.

Here next to the promenade:
1. Listing of townhouse showed up on MLS as the "In Escrow" sign went up.
2. One flat has regular open house with very Russian sounding agent's name, never shows up on MLS. WTF.

Vonbek777 wrote:

Oh wait you were talking markets not solar cycles. My bad, my orbit's off this morning.

Whatever you're doing to piss off the sun, I suggest you stop it.
BBC News - Four colossal Sun flares in 48 hours

M2V up until Q1: Velocity of M2 Money Stock (M2V) - FRED - St. Louis Fed 

My guess is that this figure-of-merit gets "recalibrated" soon.

Tom Stone wrote:

That $21.5 MM place is priced appropriately. 32 acres of premium vineyard, 8049 Sq Ft Extremely high end mansion, 2 very nice caretaker homes

Forget it. I wouldn't be caught dead in less than 8100 sq ft, and my 3 caretakers each require their own home.

Nobody expects BFF on a Tuesday!

sportsfan wrote:

Well, some accommodations are necessary for advanced age.

Inflammatory!!!1! Steel Toed Bunny Slipper Steel Toed Bunny Slipper

I'm particularly intrigued by the US trying to kick all of the bitcoin activity offshore. Normally, an earth-shattering technological change is something that you prefer to control rather than give away.

Nice, the virtual preciousssss takes another hit from DHS:
Mt. Gox Dwolla account frozen by DHS

Rob Dawg wrote:

The only thing "first" about this is that the X-47B is cat launched.

Fat Cat ?

Bubblisimo Gerkinov wrote:

Sounds dysfunctional.

I really get pissed off when playgrounds get taken over by gangs of sunbathing women in bikinis.

Rob Dawg wrote:

judging New England from New Haven.

Especially since they reduced the New Haven Coliseum to rubble. Bastards.

yagij wrote:

I always thought it was that the GOP sell out to their friends and that the Democrats sell out to the highest bidder.

If I sell out to only my highest-bidder friends, what color helmet should I wear? Red Team Blue Team

Of course, as the article notes, this doesn't include adjusting for population growth

Nor does it account for the lower real income.

ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:

FYIGM

Fk you, I got miners?

EIA: Gasoline Prices expected to average $3.53 per gallon this summer

Unexpectedly, that expectation is now expected.

I've always kinda wondered how Ecclesiastes got stuck in that collection of essays. Probably he had a terrible agent.

lawyerliz wrote:

Wow. I am in awe of your punly powers.

Not me. I'm feeling punked.