A Car for Broward

I see him living out of a 1971 Chevy Vega, with the passenger seat removed and some storage boxes on the floor, supporting a sleeping bag that extends into the rear... behind the drivers seat is plenty of room for various bottles in brown bags....

Just kidding Broward - I wish you the best and if you are not working now I hope you find something soon -

I'm thinking he'll get a late model Toyota real cheap and he'll figure out the software problem that's causing sudden and unexpected acceleration. He'll subsequently sell the solution to Toyota for $175 million and immediately retire to Belize where he'll trade in his leather pants for speedo's.

retire to Belize where he'll trade in his leather pants for speedo's.
It's Boise in the winter. He needs 4WD and he'd better have panty hose on under those tight leather pants or he'll freeze his atrophied nuts off. The F250 is the only real choice on this list, but he'd do better with a 2002 Subaru Outback.
Too many Californian real estate types on this blog. The white stuff on those mountains in the distance guyz....it's called "snow".

I was thinking of a Kia Rio with a donut tire on
the front drivers side and 2 blown speakers.

Hard to go wrong with a big Lexus battlecruiser.

Toyota Avalons, especially the pre-2003 or so, are pretty awesome.

I don't know. I see Ford Mustang. That just speaks leather to me. Kinda like this, but maybe a convertible. Definitely red.

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We're just trying to help him research his car buying options. He'll appreciate the hard work, dedication, and extensive thought we've put into this for him. I'm sure. Well, pretty sure.