Whoa. Tomorrow lies in ambush...

What day is it? I'm confused ...

best wishes

Well, it's Friday morning in GMT +8! Lets take a coffee break

What day is it? When your retired the only day to remember is Bowling day!

Do we have to wait until Friday for the haiku?

Give me liberty and give me failure.

Dam

I serving salmon and rice salad. I want my pizza.

OK, Shiela is shopping early.
Wonder what Friday will be like?

CalculatedRisk wrote:

What day is it? I'm confused ...

Well... what day does the Fed say it is?

The dirty b No one 17 and under admitted ards! Is this an accident? Or did they do it on purpose!

So many banks. So few Fridays.

Rob Dawg wrote:

So few Fridays.

could be an interesting Friday

LibertyPointe Bank is an active and committed lender to commercial and multifamily dwelling investors, developers and property owners in the Greater New York area."

IIRC these folks were mostly on the commercial side, no?

I actually just asked my co-worker what day it was.
Kind of throws off my vote for the BFF.

So many banks. So few Fridays.

Dawg +1

Kauai_Kahuna wrote:

I actually just asked my co-worker what day it was.

It's different in Hawaii.

Could this be a running start?

Wow - I just got my BFF vote in in the nick of time - unfortunately if they are kicking off the weekend this early then I fear my guestimate is going to be a tad low. I chose five.

Barley wrote:

So many banks. So few Fridays.
Dawg +1

+1

I just voted in the poll. Is that cheating? Wink

Now how big is Friday going to be that they need to start it on GMT? Wink

Got Got Popcorn? ?
Neil

dryfly wrote:

I chose five.

DItto. But I admit to being late.

clearly this unexpected bank failure Thursday is a result of February snowstorms

could it be the first of many double digit doozies?

Citizen Scotto wrote:

clearly this unexpected bank failure

Big smile

Per the banks, aren't they all.

I think Sheila just wanted to screw up our BFF parties.

Maybe they will close more today?

Pizza twice this week?

Citizen Scotto wrote:

clearly this unexpected bank failure Thursday is a result of February snowstorms

LOL - that was supposed to be last Friday's BFF and they just got there today. Well covering the states of No Dak, So Dak, Minnie, Wisc, Iowa - etc. I've had weeks like that. I wonder if they have a duffel full of emergency stuff - besides cash to buy pizzas.

Comrade Kristina wrote:

I think Sheila just wanted to screw up our BFF parties.
But wait, this Friday it will be already 5 o'clock somewhere. Smile

heh - I dont see them on the trouble list, CR

Comrade Kristina wrote:

I think Sheila just wanted to screw up our BFF parties.

Well she's wrong - just gives us ANOTHER chance to party! Party Real French Sparkly

Barley wrote:

heh - I dont see them on the trouble list, CR

They must have been in double secret trouble.

Wouldn't it be easier to just list the banks that aren't in trouble?

Off to an early start.

Totally off topic, but for those that are interested here are my takes on the Initial Claims and Trade Reports today:

Trade Deficit Falls, But......

Initial Jobless Claims Edge Down

Wouldn't it be the most tinfoily thing if Sheila is a regular CR reader and she's messing with our snark?

Geezz I cant recall if there are any good pizza joints near 120 Broadway (zip 10271)

Rob Dawg wrote:

Wouldn't it be the most tinfoily thing if Sheila is a regular CR reader and she's messing with our snark?

Sheila is NaRM. We've been trolled. Snark

Rob Dawg wrote:

Wouldn't it be the most tinfoily thing if Sheila is a regular CR reader and she's messing with our snark?

I'd be willing to bet on it. Tinfoil Hat

Rob Dawg wrote:

Wouldn't it be the most tinfoily thing if Sheila is a regular CR reader and she's messing with our snark?

Sitting back at the office lurking, eating pizza and snickering.

All the pizza she eats, she gains no weight, how does she do it? Does she bike all the way to the next bank?

Making easy money on BFF polls.

Speaking of Wayne, New Jersey. It's God's country.

west of the fields wrote:

Speaking of Wayne, New Jersey. It's God's country.

I always thought Westfield was.

west of the fields wrote:

Speaking of Wayne, New Jersey. It's God's country.

if God had a sewer

I go do some work and come back and find a bank failed WTF. I thought I must have hit my head and blacked out and woken up on Friday. We could have some BFF poll controversy now, but I'm assuming that this counts towards the poll. Perhaps today's bank failure is for all the FDIC workers observing lent who don't like vegetarian pizza.

if God had a sewer

I'll bet there is a song in that

MLM wrote:

Wouldn't it be the most tinfoily thing if Sheila is a regular CR reader and she's messing with our snark?

She was a regular reader for awhile, but then she left.

She didn't like the things people were saying about her hair.

Barley wrote:

if God had a sewer
I'll bet there is a song in that

I'll bet there's a Springsteen song in that Fixed It For Ya

After this little disturbance in the Force, I noticed that Gordon_Gekko over at ZH has collected fresh Dooooooooooooooom!!! from the last few days and decided that both bonds and "paper gold" are going to implode.

Please fasten your seat belt and put your Tinfoil Hat on before reading this.
It's Going To Implode: Buy Physical Gold - NOW | zero hedge 

I see steelhead linked this early this morning, but the evening crew might be interested...
(and Ken, the :hattip: in the preview is nice, thanks)

Guess that this one was so bad they couldn't wit till Friday.

Anecodtally, I'm renting having done so since selling 3 yrs ago,(Chicago Metro), talked with a Chase loan "officer" today, ostensibly about a possible mortgage, not that I believe we are close enough to the bottom. Bottom line, would put down 250K, with 75K in reserve at their bank on a 150K mortgage. Have documented income averaging 150K/yr up until last yr, been doing consulting, since the beginning of last yr(1099). He basically said that despite all that he couldn't even approach the notion of doing it. Apparently self employment is a big red flag, even if I have the deposits in his bank that proves I can afford it. Need 3 yrs financial statements and an "act of god" according to his words. Meanwhile, I'll just wait until the $400K house becomes $350, then $325 before settling in.

I always loved that drill when self employed. A worker could get fired the day after closing. Odds are with good self employment, you will pay the mortgage off.

Daylight Savings Time
"Spring Forward" .... taken too far
What day is today?
by SGIP

Now this is a weird story:

Homebuilders Pulte and Lennar sue AG over hiring of law firm to probe lending - Thursday, March 11, 2010 | 9:26 a.m. - Las Vegas Sun

. . . to investigate predatory mortgage lending allegations against the companies.

The part about the housebuilders not liking a firm that represents a union doesn't fly, but this part might:

The homebuilders also complain that the Arizona and Nevada attorneys general have retained Cohen Milstein on an impermissible contingency fee basis, giving them an inappropriate profit interest in the outcome of the investigations.

Lennar complained that the Cohen Milstein attorneys have been deputized by the state of Nevada to conduct the investigation, even though "constitutional due process prohibits state and federal government attorneys from having a financial interest in the outcome of the cases which they prosecute."

It's a shame Nevada can't afford to hire staff to conduct its investigation. The article doesn't say under what terms the Arizona AG hired the same firm to investigate the same allegations against the same companies, but I gather that Arizona can't afford to hire staff to conduct its investigation either.

Four days from last Sunday Three days to the next..

That was seriously funny. Especially coming after the "buy gold now" link.

It's the Thursday pizza speciall at Ciao Bella.

Feds tell Albina Bank to boost capital levels - Portland Business Journal:
Albina Community Bank Agrees to FDIC Order

Albina Community Bank has been ordered to boost its capital levels and reduce the nonperforming loans on its books.

Portland-based Albina, subsidiary of Albina Community Bancorp (OTCBB: ACBC), has been given until the end of June to improve two key measures of capital strength.

Its Tier 1 risk-based capital level, at 7.04 percent on Dec. 31, must be raised to 10 percent by the deadline. Its total risk-based capital ratio, at 9.92 percent on Dec. 31, must reach 12 percent by the deadline.

Another minnow on Sheila's fish finder.

it seems obvious that sheila is soylent green.

fudge_hend wrote:

Another minnow on Sheila's fish finder.

My Glod!! It's Full of Banks!!!!!1111!!!!!!

Albina is the armpit of Portland. It's the part with the highest odds of being hit by stray gunfire...and not from NRA members.

Every time I see the word "contained", I think my blood pressure goes up one or two mm/hg:

Citi CEO: Local Consumer Lending losses contained - MarketWatch

“People should be able to retire at a decent age,” Ms. Veremi added. “We are not made to live 150 years.”

Perhaps not, but that still makes it difficult to explain to outsiders why the Greek government has identified at least 580 job categories that are deemed to be hazardous enough to merit retiring early — at age 50 for women and 55 for men.

The law includes some predictably dangerous jobs like coal mining and bomb disposal. But it also covers positions like radio and television presenters who are thought to be at risk from the bacteria on their microphones and musicians playing wind instruments who must contend with gastric reflux as they puff and blow.

Patchwork Pension Plan Adds to Greek Debt Woes - NY Times

It looks like an examiner figured out Lehman's little trick of moving stuff off the balance sheet for a couple of days at each reporting period. Better too late than never, I suppose.

Examiner: Lehman Torpedoed Lehman - WSJ.com

Hunh???

The world is upside down.

Hello from Florida, the wet, wet, wet, gloomy state.

Likewise, I too disdain contained. But once I reframed my ridiculous response to contained
I feel changed and not remotely contained.

lawyerliz wrote:

Hello from Florida, the wet, wet, wet, gloomy state.

AZ has been the wet, wet, wet state.
Rain every week for 2 or 3 days a week. We already have reached our normal yearly rainfall.

So when I vote in the BFF poll, does that include this bank?
Or am I too late to vote, now that the first bank has failed?

Back from a couple days on the slopes and I had the scare of my life...

Driving home on a twisty mountain road, I noticed there was a Prius following behind me at a very normal rate of speed.

"Every time I see the word "contained", I think my blood pressure goes up one or two mm/hg:
Citi CEO: Local Consumer Lending losses contained - MarketWatch"

I thought once you get over 9000 mm/hg your blood vessels exploded?

"Valley National Bank, Wayne, New Jersey, Assumes All of the Deposits of LibertyPointe Bank, New York"

There should have been some way to work the word "Unexpectedly" into the headline.

It's not that LibertyPointe Bank wasn't ever going to fail, but on a Thursday?

Do we need to start a BFT poll now too? I'm so confused. It's not nice to play with Pavlov's dogs feeding times...wait maybe its more like Groundhog Day...everyday is BFF now?

lawyerliz wrote:

Hello from Florida, the wet, wet, wet, gloomy state.

Can you still see snow on your local mountains? Well then, stop complaining. Wink

It can't make up it's mind here. We get 1 1/2" rain followed buy 2" of snow. Ground still frozen so it all runs off.

poic wrote:

I thought once you get over 9000 mm/hg your blood vessels exploded?

Guess I had better start mainlining aspirin.

agreed. Weird.

But if you don't have any $$.

But I don't think Pulte or Lennar has any money, unless Lennar
is already doing really well with that swell loan deal it did (with FDIC,
was it?)

The government giveth and the government taketh away. Blessed
be the name of the various governments. Sick

You can avoid the ad by turning down the volume for about 30 seconds at the beginning:

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sm_landlord wrote:

fudge_hend wrote:

Another minnow on Sheila's fish finder.

My Glod!! It's Full of Banks!!!!!1111!!!!!!

Maybe she uses the little ones as bait.

Rob Dawg wrote:

Can you still see snow on your local mountains?

In Florida? I thought a sand dune had to be more than four feet high to count as a mountain...

The joke used to be that banks would only loan when you
didn't need to borrow. Now they won't loan under any circumstances.

dryfly wrote:

Maybe she uses the little ones as bait.

What she she takes down Valley National on Friday?
That would be worth 2 Does the FDIC Order Anchovies?

Rob Dawg wrote:

Can you still see snow on your local mountains? Well then, stop complaining.

Can you see the six months of dog shit under the snow in your back yard? Well then both of you all stop complaining.

I thought this article on Japan was interesting

"Japan's Slashed 4Q GDP Means Hyperinflationary Policy Is Now Far More Plausible"

Japan's Slashed 4Q GDP Means Hyperinflationary Policy Is Now Far More Plausible

Use a snow blower and launch them into the neighbors yard!

dryfly wrote:

Rob Dawg wrote:
Can you still see snow on your local mountains? Well then, stop complaining.
Can you see the six months of dog shit under the snow in your back yard? Well then both of you all stop complaining.

Pigged but New Keyboard

I grew up in New England. As a teen I was busted when the snow in the yard melted and the beer bottles surfaced.

I had a closing. . .yes a closing. . .in Fort Lauderdale, so
snuck out early for my trek to Merritt Island. Hours of
really heavy rain. We are still under a tornado watch.

I almost nearly pulled over. Got down to 35 mph at some points on
I-95.
Couldn't see. Glad I didn't. . . I'd still be pulled over.

Whooee! our local market has recovered and it is a wonderful time to buy according to the Santa Rosa Press Democrat's monthly Real Estate report!!!! Since it is compiled by Rick Laws of Coldwell Banker I am sure it is the straight shit.

M wrote:

"Japan's Slashed 4Q GDP Means Hyperinflationary Policy Is Now Far More Plausible"

The Japanese can wear little "Defeat Deflation Now!" buttons. How long before we'll need these again?

That's scary Dooooooooooooooom!!! . Glad you made it home ok.

We had some big storms come through last early this morning here liz. My yard is still holding water now. At least it has warmed up.

"Lobbyist Ben Dover (profile) wrote on Thu, 3/11/2010 - 6:22 pm
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Use a snow blower and launch them into the neighbors yard!"

When I was growing up I had to clean up all the dog crap in the backyard one spring.  I pulled out the trusty shovel and attempted to whip then all over the fence into the alley.

All I did was create sone big splotches on the fence and end up seriously pissing off my Dad.

Sheila needed to close this puppy down on a Thursday because all of Boro Park shuts down at sundown on Fridays.

funny....no locksmith activity in coastal california...

FDIC-Insured Subsidiaries of Bank Holding Companies -- Detail
BOYMELGREEN FINANCIAL HOLDINGS INC. Boy Mel was only five years old! It should never have been born.

The regulator's action is performed after the close of business for the day, thus I suspect the next business day is technically where the change is recognized. So the likely reason this happened on a Thursday is that Sheila is superstitious and didn't want the change recognized on Monday, the Ides of March.

volker the viking wrote:

could be an interesting Friday

It might have been an interesting bank. If they had run out of money with witch to fill the ATM in the lobby...

Apparently, this bank was owned by Orthodox Jews and this was some means of avoiding work on the Sabbath

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