If Apple made houses and cars, I think we'd be ok.
Except the first gen users would be totally hosed with no way to easily replace their appliances and other odd failures. Plus they could only add "Apple" approved fixtures to their house.
36 million Americans now on food stamps, up 40% from 2 years ago
almost 20% U6
I would argue that the most serious threat to the United States is not someone hiding in a cave in Afghanistan or Pakistan, but our own fiscal irresponsibility
—David Walker, former comptroller of the United States
Elizabeth Warren, admits she's afraid of what the future holds for the economic well-being of almost all Americans.
Anonymous Bosch wrote: If Apple had their hand in either of these enterprises 1 bedroom houses would cost $800K and sub-compacts would cost $65K
And both would be specially designed so that Apple sub-compacts would only fit in Apple 1BR houses.
For the record, Conjure doesn't think even 2.88% growth is likely, probably more like 1.9%, unless there's another "recession," in which case all bets are off.
OT - but I'm officially blacklisted in Myanmar... do I get a badge of honor for this? the Basterds!
...
my last count before heading home might be the Philippines or Indonesia... any thoughts on which is the better choice (there is a reason to be in Manila, to visit Corregidor since I optioned a book, think the option is still viable titled Escape from Corregidor by Ed Whitcomb, need to cal him and re-confirm) ???
The first big storm started mid morning friday the 5th and by late saturday afternoon had cleared out of the DC area. Perfect time for a big storm to go through and get things plowed before monday. The second storm hit wednesday the 10th and was not as bad as the first.
I would be very surprised if many missed a full week of employment. If you read the link it mentions a january 1996 storm - that storm was MUCH worse that what we saw this year. Council of Economic Advisors
"Why Weather Affects Measured Payroll Employment and the Workweek
Although payroll employment data—collected from the Current Employment Survey—are released as monthly values, the survey counts employment for the pay period that includes the 12th of the month. Because about half of firms issue weekly paychecks, one can approximately describe this survey design as measuring employment during the week that includes the 12th. The back-to-back February snowstorms prevented many workers from reporting to work for several days during the week including the 12th. Some missed the entire week. Of those missing the entire week, some missed an entire paycheck, and so are not counted as employed in the establishment survey. (Salaried workers and others who are paid whether or not they have a snow day are counted as employed.) In contrast, the household survey counts these workers as employed, so that bad weather would have only a small effect on the employment and unemployment data reported through that survey.
Although some workers may have missed an entire week of work, many more workers likely missed a few days during the week including the 12th because of the storms. Because many workers are not paid for snow days, bad weather shortens the reported workweek."
Anonymous Bosch wrote: And Applebuilt homeowners would rave about the advantages of living in the dark.
Only because living in the dark had been marketed to them as a sign of economic superiority, intelligence and being just a little more artsy and modern than your peers.
edit: It's not a bug, it's a differentiating feature.
greenchutes wrote: Push that string!
No public union will accept wage cuts, so every local, municipal, regional government, from backwater to urban metro, is going to be playing a live game of economic survivor for years to come. Yet another example of the same "winner take all" mentality that created a lot of this mess.
Actually, that behavior reminds me a lot of what the Treasury and Fed have done here. If the gauges say the plane is flying level, then we don't need to look out the window at the ground coming up fast.
That reminds me, had anyone ever checked if the Government Printing Office gets paid by the pound? If they did, it would go a long way to explaining why these bills are 1000>1200 pages.
Who knew? I figured it was the DUI angle, but either way, it is a shame that he has always voted against gay rights knowing he has a thing for t3h
.
Mr Slippery wrote:
Sole occupant of 32-story Fort Myers condo wants out | news-press.com | The News-Press
Why now? Quitters don't win and winners don't quit!
I think he just likes penises and believed he could stop whenever he needed to. Thank goodness his friends at Focus on the Family are supporting him during his time at Penis Anonymous.
Getting a DUI in California's bible belt is no biggie, but your constituency finding out you were doing something that got mentioned in that book written a hundred years after events supposedly took place 2,000 years ago is heresy.
Beyond his initial statement, he declined to elaborate on the matter of his sexual orientation. He did say though that he plans to issue a fuller account from the Men's Room at the Denver Airport.
What would being intoxicated have to do with your sexual preference. I don't care what kind of sex he likes, its none of my business if he doesn't drive drunk. A bozo world.
I don't care what kind of sex he likes, its none of my business if he doesn't drive drunk.
Agreed, but when it came out that he got drunk at a local gay bar, it makes answering those questions about your anti-gay stance a little more awkward. At least the Big E Spitz busted the pimps and brokers along with the lady workers and then got busted.
OT - but I'm officially blacklisted in Myanmar... do I get a badge of honor for this? the Basterds!
I actually snuck into Myanmar for 15 minutes, before someone with an AK scooted me out (lucky they didn't detain me).
I was up in the Golden Triangle, and the Thais seemed to be able to go across the bridge and do business, so I went on over. Obviously, that did not work out well.
I was the only westerner in town, so I stuck out like a sore thumb.
What would being intoxicated have to do with your sexual preference.
I think the problem is he drives when he is receiving oral stimulation from male counterparts. That, combined with drinking while driving, is rolling the dice with manhoodedness. The man in The World According to Garp lost his and he was just parked in a car. The risk is 1000x greater when you are driving. 10000x when drinking and driving. Not worth the risk. If he won't respect his body, who will?
No public union will accept wage cuts, so every local, municipal, regional government, from backwater to urban metro, is going to be playing a live game of economic survivor for years to come. Yet another example of the same "winner take all" mentality that created a lot of this mess.
Bunk, wage cuts already happening in smaller cities in Arizona.
See Buckeye, and numerous other cities.
State employees will get across the board 5% starting May or June.
Not very inflationary, but if I can stop paying my Heloc, well, then all the better
A friend was a travel agent in the early 70's and got to go to Burma for a week, and he was told to buy a bottle of Johnny Walker Black and a carton of 555 cigarettes at the duty-free at airport before leaving for there, and when he got into a cab after clearing customs, to make sure both were visible so the taxi driver would try to buy them from him for like 10x what he paid, in local Burmese currency.
Citizen AllenM wrote: Bunk, wage cuts already happening in smaller cities in Arizona.
Pardon, I intended to say "every public-union-controlled local, municipal, regional government, from backwater to urban metro"...
But Vangelakos, who paid $430,000 for the home, closed in November 2008 and insisted on taking possession. He, his wife Cathleen, and their three children use the condo as a vacation home when he can get away from his job as a Weehawken, N.J., firefighter.
...
He accuses Related of using stalling tactics and of playing hardball because of Cathleen Vangelakos' separate legal problems: Last month she started serving a three-year prison term for pocketing parking ticket payments in her job at Weehawken City Hall.
McCoy denied that Related is stalling and said the company has offered Vangelakos what's fair: a swap for a condo in Tower 2.
Vangelakos doesn't like that deal. He said it's tough making the payments, but thinks he's in the right and doesn't want to give up now.
"I'm really just in the middle," he said. "I don't know what to do. What should I do here?"
It is a good thing California isn't used in the BLS calculation. State's revised jobless rate a cause for worry - San Jose Mercury News The revised figures showed that during 2009, California lost 836,000 payroll jobs. Prior figures from January disclosed a statewide job loss in 2009 of 579,400 payroll jobs.
RE: the Census.
What a waste. Make it a lottery. This turkey is costing $50/person.
Honestly, I just had the AeroPeru flight 603 in my head when I wrote that, but you are correct in that a blockage of the tube while in level flight shouldn't immediately result in disaster, if auto-throttle is disengaged.
Except that he's not an ex either example. He's an alcoholic passing anti-drinking legislation, or a smoker passing anti-smoking legislation. I'll repeat myself. He's a hypocrite.
Am I holier than thou? Let's get back on topic. U-3 Most of the time when I'm not working. it's because I don't want to work. I want to enjoy some time off. Frequently that stretches into months. I don't try to collect because I'm not looking for work.
If I did collect when not looking for work that would make me a hypocrite too... and a thief.
Yea! The Boschster got a 2-day job.
Furst it seems.
From the Annals of Hedonics:
Employment numbers will now be quoted ex-snow.
He lays it up at the buzzer... It's in! The UE application was filed at the buzzer!
Are you a U3-er Bosch?
And yagij? Was that you who filed for UE?
I would not want to be in earshot of the CNBC studio if they announced a 350K jobs report. That would be piercingly loud.
noob goldberg wrote:
The power surges in Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey would be epic.
Outsider wrote:
No, I'm still breaking up households one complaint at a time.
Don't most here have black belt in gov. press releases on UE.
Phew. Thank goodness. I'd hate to think of all those miserable people stuck living together.
Nope. No UE for this puppy. I'm too feckless.
Bosch. That stinks. I do my share of ranting about the inequities for U6-ers around here.
Why are government workers even counted? Those are not new "jobs" by any definition. They are a net loss for the general population.
This is the snake eating its own tail.
Interesting Times wrote:
Sort of like taxing UI benefits?
Like primary dealers buying T-bills on behalf of the FED.
Interesting Times wrote:
Like fanboys promoting whatever Apple is promoting.
Have they stopped announcing U-3 in terms of percentage points? Is it too scary?
Forget about a pizza driver job if these guys manage to put an 18% tax on pizza:
Tax soda and pizza to cut obesity, researchers say
| Reuters
If Apple made houses and cars, I think we'd be ok.
March is going to suck, on account of tornadoes and lions and lambs and March Madness
sm_landlord wrote:
Sounds like mandatory gratuity to me.
I'd rather pay for a more expensive meal than a "cheaper" meal and then have a mandatory tip added on it it.
.
sm_landlord wrote:
Tax fat people instead.
Conversely, if I don't mail back the census, won't that help someone get a job (albeit temporary)? My way of helping out someone....
rb wrote:
Except the first gen users would be totally hosed with no way to easily replace their appliances and other odd failures. Plus they could only add "Apple" approved fixtures to their house.
Who's we? If Apple had their hand in either of these enterprises 1 bedroom houses would cost $800K and sub-compacts would cost $65K
yagij wrote:
Good thing first gen buyers are such hardcore fans they won't complain much and will just buy the second gen when it comes out.
Great business model if you can get it.
While you're at it, steal a few traffic signs, break a few windows, and torch a few government offices. GDP must rise by 10% !
Tax credit for running shoes? Crickets... (we need another icon KC)
Oxtail wrote:
Is the Job Market Improving ( really ? )
I would argue that the most serious threat to the United States is not someone hiding in a cave in Afghanistan or Pakistan, but our own fiscal irresponsibility
—David Walker, former comptroller of the United States
Elizabeth Warren, admits she's afraid of what the future holds for the economic well-being of almost all Americans.
Anonymous Bosch wrote:
If Apple had their hand in either of these enterprises 1 bedroom houses would cost $800K and sub-compacts would cost $65K
And both would be specially designed so that Apple sub-compacts would only fit in Apple 1BR houses.
Next 6 Months: Hooray, Job numbers up (additions due to census will be ignored)
After 6 Months: Hooray, Job numbers doing great ex-census.
If Apple built houses they wouldn't have any Windows.
Interesting Times wrote:
sm_landlord wrote:
Let them eat Chinese food.
---CONJURE'S FUN FACTS---
Unemployment rate at the end of 2010 for given growth rates.
Format: Growth Rate%--Unemployment Rate%
4.83%--7.5%
3.60%--8.8%
3.28%--9.2%
3.04%--9.4%
2.88%--9.5%
For the record, Conjure doesn't think even 2.88% growth is likely, probably more like 1.9%, unless there's another "recession," in which case all bets are off.
Anonymous Bosch wrote:
If Apple built houses, Larry Mozillo would change his skin color from orange to red.
If I eat only homemade pizza, do I have to mail in the 18%?
...whatever happened to Agent Orange?
Elvis wrote:
And a bite mark on his head?
He's working for No Such Agency.
And Applebuilt homeowners would rave about the advantages of living in the dark.
OT - but I'm officially blacklisted in Myanmar... do I get a badge of honor for this? the Basterds!
...
my last count before heading home might be the Philippines or Indonesia... any thoughts on which is the better choice (there is a reason to be in Manila, to visit Corregidor since I optioned a book, think the option is still viable titled Escape from Corregidor by Ed Whitcomb, need to cal him and re-confirm) ???
curious wrote:
(great, the rest of the commentariat is The Sunshine Band?)
Duke of Con Dao wrote:
As long as you aren't blacklisted from Burma, it doesn't matter.
The mid atlantic snow for february is over rated.
The first big storm started mid morning friday the 5th and by late saturday afternoon had cleared out of the DC area. Perfect time for a big storm to go through and get things plowed before monday. The second storm hit wednesday the 10th and was not as bad as the first.
I would be very surprised if many missed a full week of employment. If you read the link it mentions a january 1996 storm - that storm was MUCH worse that what we saw this year. Council of Economic Advisors
"Why Weather Affects Measured Payroll Employment and the Workweek
Although payroll employment data—collected from the Current Employment Survey—are released as monthly values, the survey counts employment for the pay period that includes the 12th of the month. Because about half of firms issue weekly paychecks, one can approximately describe this survey design as measuring employment during the week that includes the 12th. The back-to-back February snowstorms prevented many workers from reporting to work for several days during the week including the 12th. Some missed the entire week. Of those missing the entire week, some missed an entire paycheck, and so are not counted as employed in the establishment survey. (Salaried workers and others who are paid whether or not they have a snow day are counted as employed.) In contrast, the household survey counts these workers as employed, so that bad weather would have only a small effect on the employment and unemployment data reported through that survey.
Although some workers may have missed an entire week of work, many more workers likely missed a few days during the week including the 12th because of the storms. Because many workers are not paid for snow days, bad weather shortens the reported workweek."
Snowstorms Likely Reduced Measured Payroll Employment in February 2010 | The White House
And to fill up/charge that car would require a proprietary hose/cord.
Pwned.
And the hood would be sealed, only Apple authorized to work on it.
Anonymous Bosch wrote:
And Applebuilt homeowners would rave about the advantages of living in the dark.
Only because living in the dark had been marketed to them as a sign of economic superiority, intelligence and being just a little more artsy and modern than your peers.
edit: It's not a bug, it's a differentiating feature.
For all the apple fans out there, I love Dell as much as I love apple.
Greek Police storm gov't printing office.
Google Translate
Not sure if they were trying to get their hands on more fiat currency or to burn it.
Roy Ashburn, California State Senator, Says He's Gay After DUI Arrest
Government Spending in the United States - Download All Years
Federal State Local Government Revenue in United States 1890 - Charts Tables
Useful links?
More anti-stimulus:
L.A. County Superior Court to lay off 329 staffers April 1 | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times
Push that string!
They were trying to prevent the law from being printed. (If it's not on paper, it doesn't exist according to Greek law)
Someone get these guys into the 21st century.
greenchutes wrote:
Push that string!
No public union will accept wage cuts, so every local, municipal, regional government, from backwater to urban metro, is going to be playing a live game of economic survivor for years to come. Yet another example of the same "winner take all" mentality that created a lot of this mess.
Juvenal Delinquent wrote:
DUI Arrest caused him to out himself? Was he flaming on the cop's video?
Interesting Times wrote:
why?
ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:
Eventually, that will cease to matter.
Juvenal Delinquent wrote:
Just like he preyed on young men.
Interesting Times wrote:
Actually, that behavior reminds me a lot of what the Treasury and Fed have done here. If the gauges say the plane is flying level, then we don't need to look out the window at the ground coming up fast.
Says He's Gay After DUI Arrest
Wow, that arrest must have been very traumatic!
MLM wrote:
Pitot tubes are for pansies.
He was with some fellowatio in the car...
That reminds me, had anyone ever checked if the Government Printing Office gets paid by the pound? If they did, it would go a long way to explaining why these bills are 1000>1200 pages.
yagij wrote:
Now we have proof: Arrests cause homosexuality.
Sole occupant of 32-story Fort Myers condo wants out | news-press.com | The News-Press
JP wrote:
Who knew? I figured it was the DUI angle, but either way, it is a shame that he has always voted against gay rights knowing he has a thing for t3h
.
Mr Slippery wrote:
Why now? Quitters don't win and winners don't quit!
Cinco-X wrote:
Very interesting, thanks.
What about those tax credits for businesses that hire new employees?
When will those have any effect?
yagij wrote:
We all have a little thing for CR, if we were really being honest with each other.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I think he just likes penises and believed he could stop whenever he needed to. Thank goodness his friends at Focus on the Family are supporting him during his time at Penis Anonymous.
Getting a DUI in California's bible belt is no biggie, but your constituency finding out you were doing something that got mentioned in that book written a hundred years after events supposedly took place 2,000 years ago is heresy.
Beyond his initial statement, he declined to elaborate on the matter of his sexual orientation. He did say though that he plans to issue a fuller account from the Men's Room at the Denver Airport.
noob goldberg wrote:
I think they've got the pitot tube connected directly to the printing press. But the airplane isn't.
What would being intoxicated have to do with your sexual preference. I don't care what kind of sex he likes, its none of my business if he doesn't drive drunk. A bozo world.
Mr Slippery wrote:
OK, how does a firefighter afford a $430K vacation condo, with his wife in jail for stealing from the city where they both work?
Hmmm... OK, so she was busted after they bought the place.
That's some real upward mobility. The American Way and all.
He scored high.
Seeing how deftly BLS cooked the most recent UE numbers -- hooray! full employment by election time!
MaryAnn wrote:
Agreed, but when it came out that he got drunk at a local gay bar, it makes answering those questions about your anti-gay stance a little more awkward. At least the Big E Spitz busted the pimps and brokers along with the lady workers and then got busted.
MaryAnn wrote:
I find I prefer sex even more than usual when I'm intoxicated.
Juvenal Delinquent wrote:
And that flag must have been impressive at full staff.
Please
this.
Mr Slippery wrote:
Nice accompanying photo.
www.news-press.com | Zoom Image
Duke of Con Dao wrote:
I actually snuck into Myanmar for 15 minutes, before someone with an AK scooted me out (lucky they didn't detain me).
I was up in the Golden Triangle, and the Thais seemed to be able to go across the bridge and do business, so I went on over. Obviously, that did not work out well.
I was the only westerner in town, so I stuck out like a sore thumb.
(imagined pick-up line...)
"Say, do you live around here often?"
He's been a strong anti-gay legislator. The fact that he's gay himself makes him a hypocrite. It's the hypocrisy.
Juvenal Delinquent wrote:
I heard he was drunk after leaving a gay bar and had a "friend" he met in the bar with him.....not that there's anything wrong with that-
MaryAnn wrote:
I think the problem is he drives when he is receiving oral stimulation from male counterparts. That, combined with drinking while driving, is rolling the dice with manhoodedness. The man in The World According to Garp lost his and he was just parked in a car. The risk is 1000x greater when you are driving. 10000x when drinking and driving. Not worth the risk. If he won't respect his body, who will?
burnside wrote:
That looks like any one of several dozen buildings in Las Vegas.
JP wrote:
You mean getting caught does.......
SM: better movie composer - Goldsmith or Williams?
OT but interesting.
Joe Bageant: Moon Over Gringo Gulch
Anonymous Bosch wrote:
Not necessarily. I
liken it to an ex-alcoholic passing anti-licker legislation or an ex-smoker passing anti-pipe sucking laws.
Cinco-X wrote:
I can see the platform now: "If elected, I will fight to ensure that you are never caught."
broward wrote:
Except he isn't an ex-
user.
Duke of Con Dao wrote:
Go to the PI, more fun (unless you surf), especially the outer Islands. Hop over to Palau, you won't regret it.
noob goldberg wrote:
They also have nothing to do with flying level-
ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:
Bunk, wage cuts already happening in smaller cities in Arizona.
See Buckeye, and numerous other cities.
State employees will get across the board 5% starting May or June.
Not very inflationary, but if I can stop paying my Heloc, well, then all the better
Someday this war's gonna end...
MaryAnn wrote:
Probably more of an issue of inhibitions rather than preference.
A friend was a travel agent in the early 70's and got to go to Burma for a week, and he was told to buy a bottle of Johnny Walker Black and a carton of 555 cigarettes at the duty-free at airport before leaving for there, and when he got into a cab after clearing customs, to make sure both were visible so the taxi driver would try to buy them from him for like 10x what he paid, in local Burmese currency.
Citizen AllenM wrote:
Bunk, wage cuts already happening in smaller cities in Arizona.
Pardon, I intended to say "every public-union-controlled local, municipal, regional government, from backwater to urban metro"...
Cinco-X wrote:
Well, except for that whole stall speed thing.
Cinco-X wrote:
Roy says "I am not gay. I thought he was a woman. I was duped."
greenchutes wrote:
Assuming you mean John Williams, I tend to like drama in my music, so on the emotional level I have to go with Williams.
yagij wrote:
How different is that from "don;t ask- don't tell" really?
um... just how much did she take?.
But Vangelakos, who paid $430,000 for the home, closed in November 2008 and insisted on taking possession. He, his wife Cathleen, and their three children use the condo as a vacation home when he can get away from his job as a Weehawken, N.J., firefighter.
...
He accuses Related of using stalling tactics and of playing hardball because of Cathleen Vangelakos' separate legal problems: Last month she started serving a three-year prison term for pocketing parking ticket payments in her job at Weehawken City Hall.
McCoy denied that Related is stalling and said the company has offered Vangelakos what's fair: a swap for a condo in Tower 2.
Vangelakos doesn't like that deal. He said it's tough making the payments, but thinks he's in the right and doesn't want to give up now.
"I'm really just in the middle," he said. "I don't know what to do. What should I do here?"
broward wrote:
An ex-lesbian might pass anti-licker legislation, whereas an ex alcoholic might pass anti-liquor legislation. Just sayin'.....
noob goldberg wrote:
True enough; I stand corrected
Heh, forgot R Vaughan did a bunch in the 40s.
Yes, good point, JW really creates narrative, whereas JG was really a true underscore genius.
Elvis wrote:
I thought that was Eddie Murphy....
burnside wrote:
The sole light in the building. It must be Shining-like in that place.
It is a good thing California isn't used in the BLS calculation.
State's revised jobless rate a cause for worry - San Jose Mercury News
The revised figures showed that during 2009, California lost 836,000 payroll jobs. Prior figures from January disclosed a statewide job loss in 2009 of 579,400 payroll jobs.
RE: the Census.
What a waste. Make it a lottery. This turkey is costing $50/person.
Cinco-X wrote:
Honestly, I just had the AeroPeru flight 603 in my head when I wrote that, but you are correct in that a blockage of the tube while in level flight shouldn't immediately result in disaster, if auto-throttle is disengaged.
But it sure screws with the computers.
Except that he's not an ex either example. He's an alcoholic passing anti-drinking legislation, or a smoker passing anti-smoking legislation. I'll repeat myself. He's a hypocrite.
Am I holier than thou? Let's get back on topic. U-3 Most of the time when I'm not working. it's because I don't want to work. I want to enjoy some time off. Frequently that stretches into months. I don't try to collect because I'm not looking for work.
If I did collect when not looking for work that would make me a hypocrite too... and a thief.
greenchutes wrote:
Your call has been heeded.
Didn't anybody see Law & Order the other night? Turns out the man-bashing militant lesbian was hiding the fact she had a boyfriend.
Hey, if it could happen on TV! -- y'know, just sayin'.
yagij wrote:
He's fallen off the wagon, that's all.