All assets are worth precisely what I say they are worth.

Nemo said:
All assets are worth precisely what I say they are worth.

This sounds suspiciously like my patented valuation model, Mark to Cthulhu, wherein assets are valued according to my ever-changing whim. You'll be hearing from my lawyer! [/snark]

A serious, dumb question: if they can use "significant judgment" now, what could they use before? A Magic 8 Ball?! {{Shakes ball.}} 'Future cloudy. Stockpile canned food.'

So much for transparency. It's the triumph of new-age finance -- "visualize the value, and it will be so."

It's official now -- the stock market is for gamblers only, and connected ones at that. The assymetry of information between issuer and buyer is too great.

This will be the big problem--why should investors put any money into a business that can use fake accounting?

NEW YORK (AP) - Some critics are seizing on comedian Jon Stewart's attacks of CNBC to launch an online petition drive urging the network to be tougher on Wall Street leaders.
The liberal media watchdog Media Matters for America and some economists are behind the effort, launched Monday. They're asking CNBC to hire economic voices with a track record of being right about the current crisis and do more to hold business leaders accountable
Liberal media watchdog begins anti-CNBC drive

St. Jon the Self-Righteous the first post-modern demagogue.

Lord help us....

This is the change I can believe in?

Change; I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Jerry -

I haven't yet seen a panhandler on Spring Garden Road with a can labeled "Change We Need," but it can't be long.

The proposal for estimating market values will take into consideration whether there is an active market (such as the number of recent transactions, whether price quotes are based on current information, whether price quotes vary substantially, etc.). If there is not an active market, then the quoted price is a distressed transaction unless certain other conditions exist.

Collar stays are henceforth worth the greater of either market or fantasy.

They're asking CNBC to hire economic voices with a track record of being right about the current crisis and do more to hold business leaders accountable

Yeah good luck with that.

...

With sufficiently "flexible" accounting rules, no bank can ever be insolvent. Why the authorities did not "fix" this sooner is beyond me.

With sufficiently "flexible" accounting rules, no bank can ever be insolvent. Why the authorities did not "fix" this sooner is beyond me.

Preparing a financial statement and assessing capital adequacy seem to be separate matters. It's not clear to me why FASB rules for valuation of assets would be binding on regulators (and vice versa, obviously).

Yet another sign that a lost decade a la Japan is likely in our future. No real recovery until bad assets come clean on balance sheets.

From WSJ:
"Mexico says it will increase tariffs on about 90 U.S. products in retaliation for decision to cancel program that allowed some Mexican trucks to transport goods within the U.S."

No link yet. This is change we could do without.

Don't miss the powerful "Ode To Bankers" by Emails to Obama in the short thread below this one. It pretty much sums things up.

In my humble opinion we should keep the mark to market for these assets, however, they should be in a transparent purgatory, where you dont have to write them off, as long as the company has sufficient capital to cover the present loss. knowing that the asset can continue to both lose value as well as gain, and what it is truly worth is what someone will pay for it.... So it shouldn't be totally off book and blind, yet not have to be on book and MTM, but MTM, in limbo, with their stated capital to cover the loss, not total value....

[If there is not an active market, then the quoted price is a distressed transaction ]

So, I thought timmay's plan involves creating an active market. This change is pointless, unless timmay decides again to change his nonsense hedgie backstop free taxpayer money giveaway.

Welcome to the land of make belief. Fucktards.

All assets are worth precisely what I say they are worth.

I've got a '84 camero. Could you value that for me so I can get enough for it to buy the latest greatest? I may not be able to sell it on the open market for that amount, so you might have to buy it from me too. Don't worry though, eventually it will become a collectors item and you can sell it for that much.

Just say it's worth a million and borrow against it.

Looks like they threw Elmo under the bus at the close.

This seems consistent with a collapsing ponzi-finance complex.

Anything to prolong the prior illusions of wealth that the economy was built on.

Try to visualize standing on a ledge on the side of a building that's, say, 10 feet above the ground and a few feet wide.

Every second that passes the ledge gets a foot higher and an inch narrower.

You're afraid to jump and fall 10 feet, so you wait and suddenly you're staring down 15 feet and you've now got less ledge to stand on.

That's how ponzi finance is:

The only way out is down.

The longer you wait the bigger the splat.
The only question is how far down.

books we don't need no stinking books.

"Looks like they threw Elmo under the bus at the close."

Huh? Do you mean that Elmo ran into Kermit?

What happened to rally monkey? I thought this rally today was not to be underestimated. Talk about a reversal.

How do we comment during the 15 day comment period? I can think of some comments I'd like to make.

js123 when the guidance is published for comment in a couple days, there will be an invitation for comment letters on it, and an email address. FASB: Financial Accounting Standards Board

You can send comment letters that way. And unless you use profanity or threats, they are almost always published from what I've seen.

Contact FASB- after we read the proposal Smile
Board Members Email Address
Robert Herz rhherz@fasb.org
Thomas Linsmeier tjlinsmeier@fasb.org
Leslie Seidman lfseidman@fasb.org
Marc Siegel masiegel@fasb.org
Lawrence Smith lwsmith@fasb.org

Must have been buy the rumour, sell the news.
Financial sector is down today!

We're all Argentina now.

for ever now known as fiduciary doodie... as anyone cares...

Why would I want to buy financial shares now? They don't pay cash dividends, and they're now allowed even more freedom to mark-to-make-believe.

They don't pay a cash dividend because all the money went into bonuses.

The entire country is now on Prozac. Unreal.

Elmo is alive and well at the close. I'm glad... GLAD!!! to see the markets don't like this news. That means there are at least a FEW sane people left.

Bob Dobbs +1

proposed permitting companies to use “significant judgment” in valuing assets.

Oh, it'll be significant, you betcha.

why do they need to do that?
Look, market was UP again at the close today.
Crisis over.
Cool

JS123 hold on and i will see if there is a link to federal register....

The liberal media watchdog Media Matters for America and some economists are behind the effort, launched Monday. They're asking CNBC to hire economic voices with a track record of being right about the current crisis and do more to hold business leaders accountable.

Let me guess: So long as they don't advocate fiscal responsibility or believe that massive government borrowing is just a much of a problem as massive consumer and financial sector borrowing.

Amirite?

My hot ass is worth a million bucks. Now give me the money.

"Huh? Do you mean that Elmo ran into Kermit?"

Since we closed only a hair below the open, I figured they stopped Elmo somehow. Kermit left for the bar at 2:00. Lazy darn frog...

From the Bloomberg article:
Herz was responding to calls from Committee Chairman Barney Frank and Representative Paul Kanjorski, the Pennsylvania Democrat who leads the panel’s capital markets subcommittee, to move quickly to help banks.

Ah Barney Frank.

Classic "sell the news" reaction. Rally is nowhere near over yet.

Disclaimer: My market calls are always wrong.

Who will believe the banker's valuations? It will be like listening to fishermen brag "I caught one THIS big!"

goadam, You better insure that hotass, the word on the street is AIG is still in business....HotAss has been known to cause accidents on streets fronting the beach...

"improvements" in mark-to-market rules? That is very, very bigbrother.

... Marx markets change to you!

Herz is a girly man, otherwise known as a p***y.

Spine of Jello, the schmuck.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “SAVE US!” …

…And I’ll look down and whisper “no.”

Personally, I would save the whores.

If Spitzer's is any indication, I'd have to say 'meh'.

Not sure why it didn't post

here's the FASB real or is it make-believe link (it's hard to tell what's real anymore)

http://craig.teamline.cc/fasb_archive3 (audio archive of today's FASB meeting)

FASB Meeting Archive

and why FASB: Financial Accounting Standards Board  has a .cc level domain for their archives is beyond me -

“significant judgment” in valuing assets.

roflmao

Does anyone know what other "Level 3" valuation techniques are available?

The example given is NPV of cash flows. That actually seems a reasonable valuation technique, but I'd feel a lot better about it if NPV of cash flow was THE specific mandate, not just an example.

This article really isn't specific about how assets will be valued, leading me to believe there will be dangerous amounts of flexibility.

Also, apologies in advance for a naive question, but what is the difference between the "credit portion" of a loss and the other portion of a loss?

The example given is NPV of cash flows. That actually seems a reasonable valuation technique, but I'd feel a lot better about it if NPV of cash flow was THE specific mandate, not just an example. - bankerwannabe

The problem w/ NPV is that a lot of the troubled assets were 'innovative'... so they don't actually put a lot of early cash demand on the borrower [who by paying back eventually DOES provide the cash]... so there isn't that big of an early cash flow to indicate whether the NPV will work out or not. It is all back loaded.

Say for example teaser rate 'pick a pay' option mortgages in RE or highly 'reserved' CRE deals... a small early default problem will show up as a small blemish in over all NPV but indicate MUCH larger problems to come once the reserves are used up (CRE case) or the interest resets &/or recasts (option ARM or pick a pay RE mortgages).

None of those subtle shifts would show up in the NPV but they market gets it and won't touch that crap - not anymore.

I am all in favor of NPV for more typical traditional instruments but I don't know anything that would work to model the slice and dice exotic instruments Wall Street has out there now.

I am all in favor of NPV for more typical traditional instruments but I don't know anything that would work to model the slice and dice exotic instruments Wall Street has out there now.

Yes. And wasn't that precisely the point? The very core of the modern investment bank model was the creation of hard-to-value instruments where the bank had an information advantage over potential customers.

There is no better way to manipulate the value of an asset than an NPV of all future expected cashflows.

oh please. first the banks go "well, we're making great profits (if you don't include our losses) and now they're in a mad rush to fake Q1 numbers.

how does this create confidence in the markets?

It's obvious that the market does not want transparency. Everybody just wants to continue to believe a lie rather than face the harsh truth and I guess if everybody goes along with the lie it becomes the truth.....or something like that.

Pay no mind to the man behind the curtain.

Dash -

I have been calling this the "C-leak sucker rally" up on our sidebar.

JS 123 the FASB will have to post for comments any proposed changes in the federal register for 60 days. They have not done that yet. Problem as i heard it during cspan testimony when they proposed having something in 60 days the congress said too long we have 3 pieces of legislation that will come up before that, head said i will see what we can do... they said by april 1...he replied we will try...

disgusting move...look out below for the S&P

Ahh! This is how Citi can claim a profit. (got it)

Hey, the banks announced last week they're profitable, things are going great, so why do we need to suspend M2M?

mark said:

"Hey, the banks announced last week they're profitable, things are going great, so why do we need to suspend M2M?"

The only reason they announced they are (will be) profitable is because they know that M2M is going to be changed by the time they release their earnings reports.

It's one big, organized scam.

Dash --

how does this create confidence in the markets?

By eliminating the possibility of any major bank being declared insolvent (or "not well-capitalized") and being forced into an equity raise or a receivership regime or whatever.

Good for the banks, bad for everybody else. The only question is why anybody is surprised by this.

But, is it really good for the banks in the long-run? No. Because if investors don't believe your financial statements, they go away in a hurry. If it is thought your cooks are booked, than so are you.

I bet that this change will have little impact in the end, or end-game that is.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “SAVE US!” …

…And I’ll look down and whisper “no.”

You said that before. Got any new material?

good point Mark....me and some friends were discussing same thing....profitable, with MTM, only exception is that this is a lull before the ARM and IO loans reset.. so round 2 is coming in before the CC burst...I say around end April end may we will start seeing effects of first wave of ARM fallout

Thanks fiduciary doodie .

And I’ll look down and whisper “no.”

Plus The Big "G" writes with a bush or on the wall. No blogs...Plus why whisper? Is that something you normally do? Or is it more scary that way?

Nova,

Of course the whispering is more ominous especially coming from lips pursed in a cruel smile.

And then ... they found that the call was coming from their own boiler room!

I'm starting a casting call for "Mark to Market II"

"FASB will also propose that the full market loss continue to be reported through earnings (and capital) only if the entity intends to sell or will be required to sell the security prior to its recovery."

That's a friggin' joke right??

Just dump it all in Level 3 and extend that to infinity why don't they?

Ciao
MS

So we've been enduring all this pain awaiting a simple accounting rule change? I'm shocked, shocked, I tell ya...

The question I gotta ask is:

If banks having transparently strong balance sheets (ie clear of unknown CDS,SIV values/liabilities etc) would restore all kinds of confidence to the economy/borrowers, why don't some of the stronger regionals merge (with further backing/capitalization from some investment funds) and shout it from the rooftops and steal customers like crazy from the big phonies?

Maybe because there currently are not enough viable customers left (ie those who are most credit worthy are battening down and staying far away from loan officers and consumption/investment/expansion)?

Feels like we have a ways to go . . .

So, will 9 out of 10 banks now report a net income? Pick-a-number-you-like Accounting is now here!

Why don't we just change it to what they want and be done with it.

They want to change it to Mark To Whatever Suits Our Current Purposes.

I'm tired of arguing about it. Let them do it and see if any of them trade with each other.

I got to give it to Obama's team.....they are good at disseminating a coordinated propoganda campaign. I only wish there was more to this show than that.

Liddy, who is expected to face a criticism tomorrow when he appears before a congressional subcommittee investigating the insurer's bailout, said: "I do not like these arrangements and find it distasteful and difficult to recommend to you that we must proceed with them.

"I would have designed these differently and at significantly lower levels. I am committed, however, to working within the existing arrangements … Honouring contractual commitments is at the heart of what we do in the insurance business."

It's all fraud and FASB is the biggest crook in the game of GAAP! =-O Sad

Quit Bitchin ya bunch of Winkies. The security of the United States is the issue here. Not your little elite ideas about accounting crap.

The market went down because of the new Cramer Paradigm. The market began it's decent today from the high when Cramer appeared on CNBC with Erin about 3PM today. It was like watching the ticker go down every time OB would speak.

I am glad the Obama seized hold of this like a certain Senator, Congressman, Pastor, grabbed hold of that young mans handle and pumped it!

I am not an expert in such stuff but the companies will still have to get the auditor to signoff on the valuation -
if the criteria is the PV of cash flows, would the auditors not tend to be on the very conservative side.

I suggest that the next step in our financial experiment might be
to eliminate the requirement that insurance companies hold reserves
against losses. That should be good for the next rally.

Accountants and Attorneys are the Eichmans of this financial holocaust. We need a contemporary metaphorical financial Nuremburg.

Yalt --

Preparing a financial statement and assessing capital adequacy seem to be separate matters. It's not clear to me why FASB rules for valuation of assets would be binding on regulators (and vice versa, obviously).

I am sure the regulators can do whatever they like... But in general, I assume they rely on the asset values as determined by standard accounting rules. (Of course they could change their requirements, which is my understanding of what Buffett was suggesting.)

I admit that I am no expert on banking regulations.

Voodoo economics, Democrat style.............

Theres a streamroller coming for you baby! You can bitch about the music but this band was imported!

"Companies would be able to apply the revised rule to their first-quarter financial statements."

Yes indeed B of A and C (and all the rest) shall return
to profitability the Q1 2009. I wonder how much TARP funds did a roundtrip via bankster lobbyists to particular Congressman whom in turn put the squeeze on Herz? God Bless Amerika!

I am not an expert in such stuff but the companies will still have to get the auditor to signoff on the valuation -
if the criteria is the PV of cash flows, would the auditors not tend to be on the very conservative side.

Let's ask the fine folks at Arthur Andersen.

"...Pick-a-number-you-like Accounting is now here!"

Obama Economics = Ebonics

I ♥ o'bombnics

I am not an expert in such stuff but the companies will still have to get the auditor to signoff on the valuation

well, Madoff's auditor might be able to fit in a couple of new clients, for a small cut
or maybe he knows someone, like a husband of a favourite niece who needs some extra work

This isn't really a big change to accounting rules, it's a clarification of the process by which firms can evaulate and "bucket" securities. Firms that didn't want to recognize bad numbers still have Level 2 and Level 3 to play with. Not a big deal, upon first reading of the release.

ot quite. They now have three buckets to realize imaginery assets.

--bh

Agreed that this is only a clarification of level 3 assets, but is interesting in how if forces announced losses to be carried on the books going forward. Does this mean that if previously written down assets turn around that no paper gain can happen beyond the loss averaged over the remainder of the initial term?

Voodoo economics, Democrat style.............

I think both political parties subscribe to the same economic ideas. When people like Richard Nixon and Dick Cheney are saying the same things as prominent left-wing economists like our friend Mr. Krugman (e.g. "we're all Keynesian now" and "deficits don't matter") I think you can safely say that certain fiscal and economic ideologies have been dominant in the United States since for decades.

I think the current economic calamity needs to be viewed in that light.

Remember, it was back in 1971 that Nixon announced that we're a country of Keynsians.

ac- that is about the most retarded analysis I have ever read on this site. Nixon and Cheney are saying the same things Krugman is?!! Uh, in what parallel universe did that happen?!! Please provide links to back up your statement with some actual facts..

Nixon "WAS" a Keynsian, and a liberal to boot. He's the guy that first proposed nationalized health care, the negative income tax, and he actually implemented price controls. Those are just some of the reasons that Barry Goldwater was the first Republican to turn on him.

Nixon "WAS"
A slyer wolf in sheep's clothing couldn't be found. I find it curious that noone seemed to notice.. the ah... same rogues from the old picture gallery.......

I do not get it.

How Level-3 will marked for its value?

by future cash flow

"Mark to Market soon to be replaced by 'Executive Order'."
Bloomberg Kind of News

Does this mean the FDIC will not need to hire anymore people?

So whats next?

Act I.....we've only seen the prologue.

Act I.....we've only seen the prologue.

This whole thing does bear a resemblance to a certain Wagnerian opera...

FASB needs to have its collective fraud-filled head on a burning pike, which can then be covered in feathers and then sent to the bottom of the sea! Tongue

Why bother keeping books?

Where's the paragraph on 'mark to fantasy'?

The lenders don't want to mark to market, they intimate, because they would then be shown under the spotlight as being the insolvent kind of bankrupt. So, like the stockholder who refuses to sell his losing stock that has dropped 30%, but is still falling, because 'someday' the stop might recover and they'd get their investment back. And I suppose some investment advisors might actually recommend that (hold for the long term).

Geither, Baranke, Summers and Obama, that firm of investment advisors/attorneys for old money, are still looking for a way to get the benefits of hold-for-the-long-term for the banks, but get all those non-performing assets off the bank's books. Guess what? Vaporized wealth is just that: vaporized, never to return.

I guess this go on a long time, until the next stage of turndown makes even the bailouts impossible.

So, does this increase or decrease the likelihood that Americans will continue to pay taxes?

So, FASB and regulatory capital changes allow banks to re-price toxic assets and then sell those assets to members of the PPIF. Voila! The banks unload their toxic assets in such a way as to not threaten their solvency and the PPIF members are reasonably assured of making a profit over the longer term. Then private investor can come in and recapitalize the banks. Everybody wins.

No, the assets must be held in a Hold to Maturity portfolio. This means they must be held until maturity - as in they can not be sold. In fact, if any are sold it could potentially "taint" the whole portfolio and then the auditors would make the bank use market values for the whole portfolio.

Why bother keeping books?

I agree. Burn them. Burn them all.

Oh, and PV of cash flows is a farce.

In the securitized world, you can get the cashflows to output whatever you want by changing a few assumptions.

Bank Finance Dept - "Hey, this bond will prepay a lot faster than the market thinks it will, so we'll run it at about twice the speed we ran it at before, times change you know. Also, the defaults will slow down going forward, because this collateral is better. Don't you auditors agree?"

Auditor "uh...what's a prepayment again?"

Bank Finance "great, so the market thinks this is a 50-handle bond, but we'll just call it par based on our cash flow assumptions."

Auditor "sure, as long as you promise this will happen."

Bank Finance "of course."

This is how things work. Seriously.

FASB is just codifying the conventional wisdom that "you haven't lost anything until you sell".

Which is, incidentally true. Additionally, it corollary, you haven't really "made" anything until you sell is also true Wink

ac writes "I think both political parties subscribe to the same economic ideas"

Exactly my point.

I agree, burn the books and why waste paper keeping various versions of fantasy and why not allow wall street to move to bermuda as well! =-X

Why not allow Madoff to run FASB from prison; or, why not let Madoff go and let him start a new companyt hat doesn't need accounting? :-[

"For distressed transaction prices, “Level 3” techniques (such as present values of future cash flows) are used instead of the distressed prices"

Great. So a security made up of exploding Option ARM loans that will inevitably explode, but haven't yet, is booked based on the NPV of payments that will never and could never be made. "How nice. How very nice."

Short of letting the banks fail and replacing the current crop on bank (mis)managers, it really doesn't matter what we do. Mark to market is already somewhat irrelevant given level 3. Losses will eventually be taken. Kicking the can down the road allows banksters and bank bondholders a greater opportunity to loot the public at large.

Consider. Assets values in Japan have fallen for 20 years. Land values have plummeted ~ 90%. And that was before billions of Chinese and Indians started competing for any and all jobs.

It is so infuriating what these financial whores are doing.

If the banks believe their mark-to-fantasy prices, then they have no reason to sell to the taxpayer.

If the banks believe their mark-to-fantasy prices, then they have no reason to sell to the taxpayer.

Wasn't that the original idea behind this proposal? This goes back to the "no bailout bill" that was floating around during Paulson's initial whatever-I-say-goes bailout proposal. If it was really true, as Paulson and Bernanke said, that the future price of the assets would be greater than the current market price so that the taxpayer wouldn't lose if they paid above-market, then why bail out the banks at all?

Both the Progressive Caucus and several conservative reps were on board...it was hard to tell how much they really believed the story that it was naked shorts and mark-to-market that was the real threat to the financial system and how much they were/are just calling the Fed/Treasury bluff.

Yalt
I believe there was one directive passed under Paulson that was to the effect of Any model conceived is approved for valuing level 3 assets

It appears this directive is extending that beyond level 3

Sur-real
Let's see....
Honey Do:
1.Shovel out the Hobbit hole , more room needed
2. 1970's Greatest Hits
Hmmm... what else?

For distressed transaction ... , “Level 3” techniques ... are used . Divina Commedia or ... the joke's on you!

Re: "If the banks believe their mark-to-fantasy prices, then they have no reason to sell to the taxpayer."

That is the pure truth and if these FASB retards do allow to allow more fraud, all the TARP cash should be given back with intertest!!!!! Laughing out loud

Can I pay my taxes in distressed property ?

"Can I pay my taxes in distressed property ?"

Awesome! Buy securities on the market and sell them to the Gov at maturity prices. I am sure the banks will be doing this. Or some new ponzi hedge fund. Kind of like the emission credits for polluters.

I value this stinking pile of turd I am hold at $100 BILLION TRILLION !! So by following the FSAB accounting standards I am personally the largest banking institution in the world !

I guess that means every house in d'uhmaeriKah is now worth 15X the median income, or approx. 750K.

Oh well, there goes home sales.

Well, let the banks keep 'em then. I'll rent forever, before I pay 350K for these crackerboxes here in Rancho Santa Margarita, esp. when the impounds are factored in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Let's keep this simple.

My grandmother is 72 years old, and she suffers from dementia. She thinks she is the hottest babe in town, and she talks about her sexual life (in younger times) in such explicit ways that it actually makes you blush rather than being funny.

Her third-husband (my grandfather was her first husband) takes pitty on her, and he wishes God takes her soon.

So, there is a perceived value to my grandma of who she is, what she looks like, and how much is she worth to other men's hearts.

On the other hand, there is a real perception to her doctors, caregivers, and her husband of who she REALLY is, what she REALLY looks like, and how much is she REALLY worth to other men's hearts.

Sorry gradnma, I love you, but your example simply fits the bill.

Same happens with the so called "TOXIC ASSETS", and how much they are worth on banks' books. Banks want to mark those assets the very same way my grandma perceives her sexuality.....the value is simply not there!

"Significant Judgement" the new 'un'standard. A hodge-podge is what we'll have I tell ya! It's like someone telling you after you asked an important question, "Just use your best judgement!" No, I asked you how I get out of here?, I am lost! Just use your best judgement. Ah! the confidence this will inspire! Made in America Baby!

This sounds suspiciously like my patented valuation model,

Sorry, there's prior art, re: Pickman's Model. Wink

Now we know why Pandit and Lewis were so quick to say they would be profitable for Q1. Japan here we come!

As my dad used to say, don't "try". do it. So Obama is claiming he will "try" to stop the bonuses at AIG... the NYTimes says the admin is surprised by the popular anger.
This looks like amateur political theater...see, I "tried" but there was nothing I as the President of the United States could do...does Obama really think this act is going to convince anyone?
Guess not, per CNN, his poll numbers have started dropping.

"As my dad used to say, don't "try". do it."

Your dad was Yoda?

There is a very good intellectual arguement against marking securities held-to-maturity at discounted cash flows. After all, who cares what the market will pay if you're not selling? That arguement works well enough until you consider perhaps the major impetus behind SFAS 157 was the BS assumptions that banks were putting in the probability factors in their spreadsheets.
It would have required a Congresscritter to say, "Well yes, but you're a liar."
SFAS also has some other baggage called "highest and best use" that could lead someone to think it needs rework.

That first sentence should be:
There is a very good intellectual arguement in favor of marking securities held-to-maturity at discounted cash flows.

Dennis Kneale was right after all. Here comes the write-ups...

O'bamemento.

"Divina Commedia "

Not all of it is funny - in fact, practically none of it.

Alcoa is getting hit 10-11% in the after-hours, after cutting its dividend. I'm glad I lightened up a little last week, but the coming days/weeks could be a buying opportunity in AA.

Div cut helps to ease their cash crunch, and rising metals prices also would help. Metals were up healthy today, DBB up 3%.

One poster on Yahoo message board observed that FCX hit bottom and started to rocket after eliminating their div.

Dividends are so yesterday.

I still like "Mark to Macaroni"..or if no pasta is available then "Mark to Campbell's Soup" is Ok with me.

FASB needs to have its collective fraud-filled head on a burning pike, which can then be covered in feathers and then sent to the bottom of the sea!

They beat on Herz at the hearings last week and he caved - off the record it was rumored if the changes weren't made they'd take the keys away from FASB's fleet of G-5's

This is hilarious, re SBA loan program today.

Besides the new secondary market purchases, Obama also announced plans for implementing the SBA-related provisions included in the economic stimulus bill. Beginning Monday, the SBA will guarantee up to 90 percent of each 7(a) loan made by private-sector lenders, an increase from the normal 75 percent to 85 percent guarantee. This higher guarantee will encourage lenders to make more SBA loans, because they will have more protection against possible loan losses, according to the Obama administration.

Wasn't the problem with securitization that the banks didn't have enough "skin in the game"?

"Wasn't the problem with securitization that the banks didn't have enough "skin in the game"?"

But when they DO have skin in the game, they are not doing the NINJA loans that are needed to prop up the deflating housing prices.

Housing prices are still not at a point that a banker would like, relative to borrowers income. Thus the gov appears to be the risk-taker of last resort in this proposal.

The blowback from such a process should be interesting.

Significant judgment - I think this pile of crap is worth a 10 billion dollars, so lets value it at 100% - Problem solved!

Dividends are so yesterday.

So is investing in an ever expanding economic future.

consumption could never grow to infinity. Valuations need to match reality.

Dear CNBC:

you are all Cramer

The ideologues of the left and right need to get a hotel room. They're cheap these days.

There is a catch-22 here. If the banks lie their way to 'health', there is no justification for any further bailout or assistance programs... now, is there?

Given that, would you be buying bank stocks?

The greater the risk, the lower the value.

Of course I am sure the Gov's goal here is to get the banks lending to anyone and everyone once they no longer have to worry about being solvent.

This must be a case of believing one's own lies. I mean if you've been on Mars or under a rock for the last year and a half, you might not know that there are some accounting problems. Otherwise, I don't think it matters. Everybody knows there is a big problem. Is anyone who follows the mkt even in a small way gonna think that the problem has gone away??

On the other hand, it looks to me like some additional mark downs are coming. Not enough, but some. Have I read this wrong.

Also, if no one else has mentioned it Tanta's friend Gretchen was on NPR, and actually sounded quite good.

Volcker should say: "If we change the rules, of course you won't need any more of our bailout money, right? So cancel the TALF, bad idea anyway. Oh and pay back the TARP by end of quarter."

Change we can believe in.

Silly rabbits, accounting trix are for kids.

"AIG Is A Warm, Cuddly Puppy With A Red Bow And A Chew Toy That Is Shitting All Over The House"

Bailout News: AIG Is A Warm, Cuddly Puppy With A Red Bow And A Chew Toy That Is Shitting All Over The House (Video And Links For 3-17-09) - Home - The Daily Bail

If it happened with AIG in the last 3 days, you will find it in there. Comments section has about 12 addtional links.

I think if you aren't selling because you CAN'T sell, you have lost quite a bit.

Blackhalo @ 2:40
While my dad bears at least some resemblance to yoda these days I used to hear that same phrase from him all the time when I was a kid. Probably had something to do with him being a child of the depression or maybe not. It sure allowed him to teach me a thing or two that saved my ass over the last few years.

This must be a case of believing one's own lies. - Lawyer Liz

Exactly. Those lies were the unsubstantiated assumptions in the models (i.e.: prime loans have a default rate of X%, real estate always goes up, and so on).

ac- that is about the most retarded analysis I have ever read on this site. Nixon and Cheney are saying the same things Krugman is?!! Uh, in what parallel universe did that happen?!! Please provide links to back up your statement with some actual facts..

Haha... Krugman recently said "deficits don't matter" on the Charlie Rose show and one the guests chided him for espousing the "Cheney Doctrine".

Also it's recorded fact that Nixon said "We're all Keynesians now" back in 1971.

Again, I think that speaks volumes to our current economic problems.

Last night you read your tea leaves backwards, I read them in a mirror.

My 'tea leaves' were right again. Market went down. It's an actual indicator with scheduled readings too, not something fictitious. It's beginning to bother me because the predictive capacity is unexplained

Mythical valuations don't solve the problem. Someone somewhere in the web of financial interconnectedness will be withdrawing or defaulting. If there was a perfect circle of credit, it would be really easy to let it fail.

This just puts a limiter on the biggest conduits. Buys some time. It's the Japan/Zombie problem. Except there is no parasitic way to earn back into solvency right now, it would kill the host. So it helps nothing.

“Nixon "WAS" a Keynsian, and a liberal to boot. He's the guy that first proposed nationalized health care, the negative income tax, and he actually implemented price controls. Those are just some of the reasons that Barry Goldwater was the first Republican to turn on him.

Likewise for people like GWB. Sure, recent republicans might have been very socially conservative, but fiscally/economically conservative? Not even close.

But Geithner will try to block AIG bonuses...

- NY Times

So let me get this straight. The FASB rules for marking to market that were put in place following the Enron scandal to prevent balance sheet abuses are now being repealed because everyone is soooo fucked that we all need to agree to a tacit, collective fraud and therebye endow our incompetence and criminality with a kind of dirty innocence?

Is that the plan?

I heard that mark to market has been around for over a hundred years for valuing assets

European banks are especially exposed to drybulk and container shipping, the fundamentals of which are “particularly weak.”

The S&P analysts highlighted seven banks with significant shipping exposures - DnB NO, DVB, KfW IPEX-Bank, NIBC, HSH Nordbank, Norddeutsche Landesbank Girozentrale and Nordea.

"But increasing the pressure on A.I.G., New York State Attorney General Andrew M. Cuomo said on Monday that he would issue subpoenas to make the insurer release the names of the executives in its Financial Products subsidiary who are to receive the bonuses, their job descriptions and details about their performance. In a letter to Edward M. Liddy, the company’s current chief executive, Mr. Cuomo said that if he did not receive the information by 4 p.m. he would issue subpoenas demanding compliance. After that deadline passed, Mr. Cuomo said that he had not received information he was seeking and would issue subpoenas for the data."

I f Faith is still in the market,would you please aske er to pick up a value-pack of Depends and some Tum's for me?

How can anyone sane think this is a good idea? My networth is calculated today based on TODAYS value of all my assets, not what they may be worth 10, 20, 30 years from now.

You can't predict the future value of assets at all, so all you have is today's value. This is crazy. Will the bank allow me to use what I think my stocks will be worth 10 years from now when I apply for my mortgage. NO! But we should let them be able to value THEIR assets based on some fantasy future value??

blackhalo,
Of course I am sure the Gov's goal here is to get the banks lending to anyone and everyone once they no longer have to worry about being solvent.

my poor daughter and everyones kids! this is about as unfair of a hurdle that you can ever put in front of anybody...Moses job might have been easier than what lies ahead for them..

disgusted...

January 21, 2012 (Bloomberg) : President Barney Frank, flanked by Vice President Michael Bloomberg held his first news conference today. He promised that he would stop at nothing to get to the bottom of why M2M rules were changed back in 2009. It is generally believed that those changes resulted in the recession of 2008 becoming the current depression. Meanwhile his nominee for Treasury Secretary, James Cramer is expected to meet little resistance at his confirmation hearing. Stocks closed well off their lows today and famed investor Doug Kass said that a bottom in the market was forming.

Various Fair Value articles on the AICPA's site. Have fun.

Special AICPA News Update - Fair Value

What explains today's market action? I thought getting rid of M2M, or any indication it was going away was suppose to be worth 1000+ points on the Dow.

Hurrah, for the subpoenas and Cuomo!! Let us know who is getting this bonus. If any of 'em are in the Miami area, I am willing to march up and down in front of their house with a sign that sez shome. >:o

Lawd. It's all going down.

It was a nice civilization, while it lasted.

C

<<The board is set to vote on the proposal April 2, after a 15-day public comment period.>>

Could CR post on how the public could submit a comment? I went to FASB's website and it is pretty confusing.

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THOUSANDS AT CINCINNATI ‘TEA PARTY’ PROTEST SAY ‘STIMULUS BILL TOO STEEP’
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I can't tell if it is sharp satire or real local newscast

this makes no sense. M2M only covers maybe %30 of the banks assets. the problem was the market didn't believe the banks were really valuing the remaining %70 correctly. and how will this help when the banks and other real problem is credibility?

The referees just showed they're as corrupted and unbiased as the MM and politicians. I'm getting everything I own out of the markets. No one to trust now at all. SELL!

The Gov't pleads for the banks to provide more transparency and provides them a way to hide it all. Go figure!

Nothing like a little guaranteed fraud to make one want to go out and buy stocks in any of these companies let alone any government debt of this little banana republic.
Guess we haven't had enough of that crap over the last 10 years. =-X

I just dont believe this. The US does it again. After Enron, SPEs were relabelled QSPEs and VIEs. Now the change the valuation, simple, easy. So all the off B/S risk taking is without any consequences? What will future bonuses be based on? Bogus EPS with no write-downs for cat 3 assets? Banks should be forced to take write-downs on assets that were overpriced in the first place and are just not worth what they were bought at. Too bad. Subprime was a huge snowball system too, supported by Greenspan, the FED, FASB accounting rules, rating agencies. The US continues with no disclosure and risks a Japanese-like deflation / stagflation. God help us all. The bubble wants to burst. The longer they prevent that from happening, the uglier it will get.

You people have no idea what you are talking about when you bash this change. This will finally free up capital for the banks to lend. This is why the gov't funds to the banks have gone in a black hole - it is called the capital ratio and banks must maintain a certain level. For those of you saying there goes transparency...you are wrong as the two types of "losses" will be disclosed in SEC filings- just in different spots, and the "expected" losses due to illiquid markets will NOT constrain capital as they do now. THIS IS IT PEOPLE- THIS RULE CHANGE WILL FREE UP LENDING! Smile

Response to Anoymous:

So Mark to Market as a loss-realization number is un-usable by the banks; so we redefine it via FASB or whatever, so that there's a new number -- you claim that that's going to make them lend.

Question is, what happens when they've lent what meager available capital left and still ran out of money (because prior bad loans are still slowly disintegrating and being realized as losses as they foreclose) ? What to do then? The rate of capital destruction is simply too great and is overwhelming the rate of capital formation!

Follow this pattern and pretty soon you'll be at banks holding no capital for all it's deposits. Oh wait, we're already there! The "unborrowed reserves" in the national bank reserve is NEGATIVE!

Until we actually PRINT MONEY; this FASB change doesn't change anything. The banks still have no "unborrowed reserve" to use as capital. Our govt or the Fed can't possibly finance and carry the whole country financially, and there's no reason for private equity or other private capital sources to jump back into bank financing with all these shenanigans going on.

Japan style DRAGGING ON, here we come. It'll be 20 years later before we see growth again; for many people, that's greater than their remaining working lives or even living lives.

The way the rule stands before this adjustment, every bank with a large MBS portfolio has a large boulder ready to fall on it. The difference between Book and Market value for a 100 million position can be literally 50-75 million right now. Just because my model shows me there is a "possibility" that one of my larger loans within my MBS might go bad in 20 years and show a loss means that I have to write down the whole security to market. This "possible" loss in 20 years could only show a loss of about 1000 dollars, but it would cost my bank 50-75 million dollars in capital today. WTF makes sense about that? This is what the rule change is going to fix. It says I write down the 1000 loss in earnings today and the rest goes through OCI, which does not his capital ratios. This will bring the MBS universe closer to the whole loan universe. Say I own 1000 loans outright, without the MBS wrapping. If one of those loans goes bad in my model, I'm not required to mark down the whole portfolio of loans am I?

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