Too bad the "major reorganization" is not bankruptcy.

Citigroup is preparing to narrow its overall mission to two areas ... Laying off workers, and losing money.

time to track pizza delivery futures

take it!

The Bourgeoisie and the proletariat.

that's a better marketing name.

Only slightly OT -
Posted this on last thread right when the Mortgage Pig popped up - colleague just sent the link to this Depression-era cartoon, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit in "Confidence." Worth it to see an animated FDR singing (and walking):

Confidence! can lick this whole depression
Confidence! and wear the right expression
Smile, grin, and laugh right out loud,
and watch the golden sunshine scatter every cloud;

Confidence! Hey hey! it's our salvation
Confidence! the hope of this great nation
Teach it, preach it, count (?) it, shout it,
Confidence, just have confidence!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGTCchapOk 

is that what they call bankruptcy nowadays?

I noticed they went with the "serious Vikram" stipple portrait.

The dividend on BAC common is now over 12%. Looks like big trouble there also.

So how do they earn their way out from under $2T in decaying assets ?

Wind down.

More smoke and mirrors.....

They have a new marketing campaign slogan for Hispanics

"C - We can do it!"

The dividend on BAC common is now over 12%.
Speed Racer | 01.13.09 - 3:42 pm | #

Ta

It really is amazing. Even with a $25 billion equity infusion and $300+ billion of government guarantees, they still can't make it.

How much money will the taxpayers ultimately lose on Citigroup, I wonder?

1) Deck chairs
2) Titanic
3) ???? some sorta re-arrangment ???
4) Profit !

How much money will the taxpayers ultimately lose on Citigroup, I wonder?
Nemo | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:45 pm | #

I'm in to sunk costs... My question is "Is it still cheaper to fold them and sell everything?"

As itty bitty tax payer I'm kind PO'd with all of this.....

........

Not a decade too soon. How many prior times has Citi been a worrisome basketcase?

Well, would you look at that. They decided to become a bank.

Junk divided into pieces still adds up to junk.

Citi: we will avert our gaze from the trillion in shlock assets

Junk divided into pieces still adds up to junk.
iceman | 01.13.09 - 3:49 pm | #

Not if you make up for it in volume.....

The funny thing is, if you look at their financial reports, they could simply pay employees a lot less and make a profit.

Having worked for one of their competitors, I really can't understand how people hope to solve a balance sheet problem by shrinking their workforce uniformly. No problem with selling off units or shrinking/killing units which don't make money. What makes no sense is shrinking the profitable parts of the organization.

Sign of bad management, and Citi isn't the only one doing it.

Eric, is your post clipping again? I tried reproducing the post you made on the last thread, and couldn't. I also notice that there's an extra line at the top of your post... Do you typically do anything besides just type in the text (paste from somewhere, use the backspace key alot...)?

Treasury prices were little changed Tuesday after Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said more government action would be needed to strengthen the financial system. Yields on two-year notes, which move inversely to prices, (UST2YR) fell 2 basis points to 0.73%. A basis point is one one-hundredth of a percent. Ten-year note yields (UST10Y) were little changed at 2.30%. Treasurys recovered from earlier losses as U.S. equities declined and oil prices retreated. The timing and strength of any global recovery remain "highly uncertain," Bernanke said in a speech in London. Bernanke said the next step should be getting toxic assets, like those tied to subprime mortgages, off bank balance sheets -- the original intent of the Troubled Asset Relief Program funding. Bernanke also said the Fed may expand its program to buy asset-backed securities, which pool borrowings such as car and student loans and credit-card debt. Separately, Fed Vice Chairman Donald Kohn told members of Congress that more toxic debt needed to be removed from banks' balance sheets, among other uses of the remaining TARP funds. "We'll see a continuing shift of risky assets from the private sector to the public sector," said Mustafa Chowdhury, head of U.S. interest-rate research at Deutsche Bank. "The challenge is that the government will need to borrow a lot." Treasury issuance could exceed $2 trillion in the remaining three quarters of 2009, much more than the government's official estimates, according to Chowdhury. "They need bigger guns to handle consumer credit," which includes mortgages and car loans, than the amount spent so far shoring up banks, he said. Later in the day, the Treasury Department reported that the government spent $ 83.6 billion more in December than it took in, largely because of TARP outlays.

I cant believe he still thinks this is the way to go.... &nbs

ades --

It's the Super-SIV Mark III!

«Too bad the "major reorganization" is not bankruptcy.»

If the government is ordering it, the name doesn't matter

Aldi is going to return the favor to WalMart and expand into America.

Wow. Keep in mind they also own Trader Joe's so they can move quickly.

Cheaper than WalMart in a depression, very interesting.

Eric, is your post clipping again?
Ken Cooper | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:51 pm | #

I think it clips if I don't hit enter after finishing a line before hitting publish

"... selected customers ..."

Is your money green? No amount is too small. We now love retail deposits. Where else is there any money left to lever up, to give us another throw of the dice?

In addition to $2 trillion in assets Citigroup has on its balance sheet, it has another $1.23 trillion in entities that aren't reflected there. Some of those assets are tied to mortgages...Among the off-balance-sheet assets are $667 billion in mortgage-related securities.

1.23 trillion would put the Citigroup off-balance sheet entities as the 15th largest nation in the world as measured by 2008 GDP (on a PPP basis) nestled inbetween South Korea and Turkey.

Bernanke said the next step should be getting toxic assets, like those tied to subprime mortgages, off bank balance sheets -- the original intent of the Troubled Asset Relief Program funding.

Can you feel that american tax payer? That's what it feels like without lube.

Hmm.. we have already committed over 8.6 Trillion to the financial system.. and it is still not enough. What about a bazillion.. kazillion dollars


Bernanke Urges ‘Strong Measures’ to Stabilize Banks

Jan. 13 (Bloomberg) -- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke warned that a fiscal stimulus won’t be enough to spur an economic recovery and that the government may need to buy or guarantee banks’ tainted assets to revive growth.

“Fiscal actions are unlikely to promote a lasting recovery unless they are accompanied by strong measures to further stabilize and strengthen the financial system,” Bernanke said in a speech today at the London School of Economics. “More capital injections and guarantees may become necessary to ensure stability and the normalization of credit markets.”

emo is that 3x dumber than the first SIV?  Wink

"selected markets"

meaning not in the U.S.

Ciao
MS

I think it clips if I don't hit enter after finishing a line before hitting publish
Eric | 01.13.09 - 3:52 pm | #

I tried that. I also notice that your posts typically have an extra line at the top. What version of CR Companion/FF are you using? And are you previewing before you publish?

Cutting pay for newer workers will help support older workers and pensioners.. why didn't I think of this before?


State Pensions’ $865 Billion Loss Affects New Workers (Update2)
Email | Print | A A A

By Adam L. Cataldo

Jan. 13 (Bloomberg) -- State governments from Rhode Island to California have run up estimated pension-fund losses of $865.1 billion, forcing some to cut benefits for new hires.

Assets for 109 state funds declined 37 percent to $1.46 trillion over the 14 months ended Dec. 16, according to the Center for Retirement Research at Boston College. The Standard & Poor’s 500 Index of stocks fell 41 percent in the period.

“Not a whole lot of people get too excited about pension funds,” Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter said in an interview. “But if you have to pay those costs, they do grab your attention.”

“More capital injections and guarantees may become necessary to ensure stability and the normalization of credit markets."
lucifer | 01.13.09 - 3:53 pm | #

Whats that saying about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results? 

Whats that saying about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?
nades | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:55 pm | #

Treason? Fraud? Grand Theft? Corruption? Born and Bred Dope?

...all of the above.

Important question --

The FRB operates on entirely computers. Anyone think whomever last did the programming (maybe 10 years ago) foresaw such things as the amounts they are using today? What are the odds of some very significant digits getting clipped

Would they have to just shut down all banks for a few days until they can settle

Sounds ....Glass-Steagall-ish.

How ironic it is given Citi's role in its demise.

Life is circle.

Completely off-topic, but surely this real-estate extravaganza in Vancouver deserves its own CR mention. Vancouver is after all the Canadian bubble champion, and might end up being in the top 10 in all of North America.

Here's a link to the original story:

Taxpayers on hook for $1B Olympic Village :: The Hook

and the next step:

Vancouver seeks $458-million emergency loan - The Globe and Mail

Pretty much any news source in Canada is full of the gory details.

To summarize:
The city of Vancouver guaranteed a $1b condo development to be used initially as the Olympic Village in 2010, and now, surprise surprise, the housing bubble has burst, and the taxpayers are on the hook.

The concept of cash injection is not bad, however you are administering it to a addict (bankster) rather the important and deserving common person.

I guess the super rich and sociopathic fell the need to destabilize the world long enough to skim a profit from time to time.

God bless 'em.

some investor guy writes:
Not a decade too soon. How many prior times has Citi been a worrisome basketcase?
some investor guy | 01.13.09 - 3:47 pm | #

Wasn't there a bail out in the 90s? I'm so fatigued, I don't even want to look it up.

FDIC: Speeches & Testimony - 1/13/2009
FDIC Speeches & Testimony

Statement of John F. Bovenzi, Deputy to the Chairman and Chief Operating Officer, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation on Priorities for the Next Administration: Use of TARP Funds Under the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008; Committee on Financial Services; U.S. House of Representatives, Room 2128, Rayburn House Office Building
January 13, 2009

Well, maybe if Citi fails after 2 massive bailouts the Fed will get the hint that pouring money down a rathole doesn't help.

citi rummaging in the cushions for change because the tarp man is coming over with a capital injectio

BOND REPORT: Treasurys Down After Bernanke Says Fed May Buy U.S. Debt

January 13, 2009: 03:04 PM ET

Anyone else here familiar with the Banque Royale and John Law? How did he get out of that one...

foo,

But this is just the teaser, the movie has not yet opened.

//To summarize:
The city of Vancouver guaranteed a $1b condo development to be used initially as the Olympic Village in 2010, and now, surprise surprise, the housing bubble has burst, and the taxpayers are on the hook.
foo | 01.13.09 - 3:58 pm | #//

Bubblevision: Preparing for Take Off banner is up

Recovery Plan
(Just kidding)

The median sale price of new homes sold in November was $220,400.
The total outstanding inventory is 4.27 million homes.

Spend 941,108,000,000 (941 billion) and buy every available home outstanding and then ...

burn 'em to the ground.

I tried that. I also notice that your posts typically have an extra line at the top. What version of CR Companion/FF are you using? And are you previewing before you publish?
Ken Cooper | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:55 pm | #

CR 1.0.6
FF 3.0.5

no preview.

Anyone else see the charts setting up like the november expiration plummet?

You know, facing a potential layoff, and knowing that I owe Citibank over a half million leaves me with a nice warm fuzzy feeling.

When that last cheap money check came in the mail after the SWF money hit, I said- Whoo hoo!!! 2.9 till I pay it off? Aren't they hopeful!!!

I have zero sympathy. None. I get my layoff, they get theirs. Call it a ripple effect. Keep my employed, and they keep getting their payments.

Someday this war's gonna end...

Was the market closed today ?

Has the Saudi prince who used to own a big chunk of Citi had anything to say recently? He was touted as a great investor who knew what he was doing. Is that still the general opinion? LOL.

Spend 941,108,000,000 (941 billion) and buy every available home outstanding and then ...

that would help thee money velocity stat. which is a BIG problem.

Geithner made 'honest mistakes' on taxes: Obama spokesma

Citi is a level 3 corporation ... mark to make believe ...

It has over 30 trillions in derivatives ... JP Morgan over 80 trillions, BAC over 30 trillions ...

They are all insolvent and as the economy dives the go deeper underwater....

I predict that Citi moves its HQ to Georgia, where all banks go to fail.

Another end of the cash burn...how much longer can the elves take turns using their fingers to plug the hole in the dam.

Georgia, where all banks go to fail

I presume you mean "going" but, yes, I noticed a concentration of Ga banks on the "troubled bank" list.

no preview.
Eric | 01.13.09 - 4:00 pm | #

Do you mind talking more about this on the CR Companion blog? I'm not sure it's CRC's issue, but would like to be clear on that.

Who is the one throwing Geithner under a bus?
Illegal immigrant housekeeper,
Tax filing error,
dead hooker in his trunk next?

Who is behind it, Obama, the house, the senate? And who are they acting on behalf of

This is DC opera at its finest

"Another end of the cash burn...how much longer can the elves take turns using their fingers to plug the hole in the dam."

should be "end of the day" cash bur

He was touted as a great investor who knew what he was doing. Is that still the general opinion? LOL.
Hal | 01.13.09 - 4:01 pm | #

Like Buffet and his GS bet at $115 ?

I had a better return than Buffet in 2008. What's that make me?

I thought timmy was going to be some fun, to bad he did his own taxes I guess

I had a better return than Buffet in 2008. What's that make me?

Lucky.

reptillian writes:
Stop Citi's charades:

~~~~

Stop the Fed's charades ...

~ Bank Holiday

~ Public Central Bank

"What's that make me?"

something besides a finance-heavy conglomerate?

in any case, i think he just bought high-yield preferred shares with options up there. and FWIW brk is up 2% or so today. not too shabby.

Lucky.
Anonymous | 01.13.09 - 4:06 pm | #

I'd say paranoid...

THE BEAST 50 MOST LOATHSOME PEOPLE IN AMERICA, 2008

http://www.buffalobeast.com/134/50mostloathsome2008-full.html

Entertaining.

Source: Geithner quizzed about failure to pay personal taxes, housekeeper's immigration status

The housekeeper thing could probably be papered over, but if there is really a tax thing...Timmah may be in for a rough ride.

i don't think the GS+Buffett story is over yet. He's getting 10% on his preferred stock and the $115 price is in the future. GS might well go up to that level and higher by the time he exercises his warrants.

Like Buffet and his GS bet at $115 ?

I had a better return than Buffet in 2008. What's that make me?
Interesting Times

let's keep the facts straight guys.

It was a Preferred w 10% divvy and warrants for 40million above 115.

Controlled BK.

wholesale banking for large corporate clients and retail banking for customers in selected markets around the world...to keep the NWO power structure intact.

Citigroup Plans to Split Itself Up, Taking Apart the Financial Supermarket - NY Times
NYT
Citigroup Said to Consider Plan to Split in Two
The move would bring an ignominious end to the financial supermarket that has defined Citigroup since its inception in 1998, when the company’s architect and former chief executive, Sanford I. Weill, orchestrated a deal that rewrote the rules of American finance by bringing traditional banking, insurance and Wall Street businesses like stock underwriting under one roof.


\ti don't think the GS+Buffett story is over yet. He's getting 10% on his preferred stock and the $115 price is in the future. GS might well go up to that level and higher by the time he exercises his warrants.

Hal | 01.13.09 - 4:08 pm | #

I think the GS+Buffett story is not over for the other reason:  There will be haircuts for the preferred.

It was a Preferred w 10% divvy and warrants for 40million above 115.
ZeroPointZero | 01.13.09 - 4:09 pm | #

I stand corrected. He's getting paid by taxpayers via Tarp to hold a fantasy line in the sand.

Nice job if you can get it...

Everybody on Wall Street have made a "honest mistake".

Hasn't Vancouver, BC been wildly overpriced for decades? Seems I recall stories about exorbitantly priced apartments from about ten years ago. Something about Hong Kongers switching their assets prior to PRC takeover.

Folo.us has a linkey to WSJ article on Tax Problems and Nanny Gate...It's gonna be smoothed over/could even be put under the Tarp.

o, it was a good buy back in '01 when the dollar ruled relative to the rest of the west coast, especially north van.

Sanford I. Weill...

Isn't there a statue of him somewhere that could be pushed over and decapitated...like Lenin or Saddam Hussein?

Where's the bank Holiday ?

Citi is just the next implosion, not the last ...

"Berkshire A last two years:"

outperformed fellow big finance stocks like C and BAC pretty well!

Do you mind talking more about this on the CR Companion blog? I'm not sure it's CRC's issue, but would like to be clear on that.
Ken Cooper | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 4:04 pm | #

Just shot you an email.

Given the complexity of the tax laws I doubt Geithner will be rejected on the tax issue since he paid up promptly with interest when the matter was brought to his attention. And the housekeeper also seems not an open and shut issue. Not too much there, IMO.

bgates | 01.13.09 - 4:14 pm | #

If you set the bar low enough... Wink

BRKa has done reasonably well. Better than the market.

Berkshire Hathaway Inc. - Google Finance

That's saying something at the present time.

"complexity of the tax laws"...this guy could afford the best tax lawyers money can buy...no excuse especially when you're working for an organization that has wierd tax payment rules. Maybe he just ran it through TurboTax and called it good.

Didn't the Titanic split in two?

Seems that the current milieu may be a great school for thieves. Just now it occurred to me that someone underwater on a house could walk away, then re-buy the house when it's in foreclosure.

Re: Maybe he just ran it through TurboTax and called it good.

Close enough for government work?

Citigroup is preparing to narrow its overall mission to two areas ... Laying off workers, and losing money.
Nemo | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:36 pm | #

Or vise versa...

Love to have been part of that strategic planning meeting.  Be they had a nice 'order in' buffet.

You're gonna need a bigger TARP.

Is it more difficult ot create a trillion dollars out of thin air or to mine a trillion dollars of gold?

Please give reasons for your answers.

o excuse especially when

Well it was an issue of his having to pay taxes that normally would be automatically paid from his salary. I can well imagine a busy guy not paying attention to that and nobody else bothering to tell him either.

"Sanford I. Weill...

Isn't there a statue of him somewhere that could be pushed over and decapitated...like Lenin or Saddam Hussein?
citizen Kung Fu Panda"

You could try to have his name taken off of any number of buildings. One is a Cornell medical building. Another is some BS Citi conference facility in Armonk, NY.

The best is the dedication speech. "Citigroup announced that the Citigroup Executive Planning Center in Armonk, New York, will be renamed "The Sanford I. Weill Center for Strategy and Executive Development".

Charles Prince, Chief Executive Officer of Citigroup, said: "Over his five decades of service, Sandy raised the bar to unprecedented heights and gave us a company uniquely well-positioned for continued success. Citigroup is an organization with a legacy of nearly 200 years of achievement, and Sandy has established a legacy of his own that will live on into the next 200.

"Sandy has made a huge difference. He has given his heart and soul to make Citigroup the great organization it is today, over years that saw our company grow like no other in the history of our industry and become the most successful financial services organization ever put together."

Yeah, and that was in 2006.

Please give reasons for your answers.
Dumb as a banker | 01.13.09 - 4:20 pm | #

Trick question. Creating a trillion out of thin air inflates the current price of gold.

Why is this news not surprising?


Treasury Nominee Timothy Geithner Failed To Pay Personal Taxes, Check Housekeeper's Immigration Status: AP Source

BRETT J. BLACKLEDGE | January 13, 2009 03:39 PM EST |

Citigroup is preparing to narrow its overall mission to two areas ... Laying off workers, and losing money.

Best laugh I had all day!

I would like a Rubin, please, but hold the kraut, cheese, pastrami, thousand island dressing and rye.

The Bourgeoisie and the proletariat.

that's a better marketing name.
Comrade Rally Monkey | 01.13.09 - 3:38 pm | #

Already taken... BNP

OT- Further job cuts. Today's announcements: Hutchinson cutting a total of 30% (!), FormFactor 20%, Sonus 4%, Kenneth Cole 10%. The bleeding continues.

Something about Hong Kongers switching their assets prior to PRC takeover.
citizen Kung Fu Panda | 01.13.09 - 4:11 pm | #

Nah, that was just the "Rumble in the Bronx" bubble. Almost as stunning to see that snowcapped skyline in the "Bronx" as it was Jackie Chan's antics.

New name for the merged mess: CitiMorg

"Trick question."

also less than a trillion bucks of gold left in the earth at these prices. seawater, on the other hand...

Well, maybe if Citi fails after 2 massive bailouts the Fed will get the hint that pouring money down a rathole doesn't help.
Fair Economist | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:59 pm | #

But the rats thank you. That counts for something, right?

How much money will the taxpayers ultimately lose on Citigroup, I wonder?
Nemo | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:45 pm | #

All of it?

I am hopeful that we might see some GAAP like numbers in the future, but it seems the new admin has bought in to telling the public that it will be "contained."  While at the same time throwing vast sums of money at top political donors like GS and UAW, to keep the gravy flowing.

Repost from Mish's commenter:

B. Bowman, RN, ATP says:

Today, 4:24:27 PM“I'm just reading this to my 7 y.o. son, and think it is appropriate...

excerpt from:
Handbook for Boys (Boy Scouts of America)
Fifth Edition 1957 (Total printed since 1910, 15,500,000)
page 28

"Our whole world is based on trusting other people. You trust the storekeeper from whom you buy your baseball mit to sell you a good one, and the manufacturer who made it to use honest materials. You trust the Postal Department when you put a stamp on your letter to deliver it for you. You trust the plumber who mends the kitchen sink to do a good job. Sometimes people fail in their trust, but they live up to it more often. Unless we trusted people the whole machinery of living would break down."

You heard it here first. RE will be pleased at his sharp little eye.

Comrade Swan writes:

"...nestled inbetween South Korea and Turkey."

This is perfect. Citi could just jail anyone who talks badly about the company and then have a coup.

As itty bitty tax payer I'm kind PO'd with all of this.....
nades | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:46 pm | #

Particularly annoying is that pretty much most taxpayers feel that way and TPTB choose to ignore that as if they know best, without clearly identifying the risks to letting them fail.

lucifer(Excellent) writes:
Why is this news not surprising?


Treasury Nominee Timothy Geithner Failed To Pay Personal Taxes, Check Housekeeper's Immigration Status: AP Source

Taxes are for the little people.

Sometimes people fail in their trust, but they live up to it more often. Unless we trusted people the whole machinery of living would break down.
Interesting Times | 01.13.09 - 4:34 pm | #

Missing from the explanation:  Trust must be earned.

Poor Timmy. Something about Caesar's wife here.

Oh well. Two more reasons I never contemplated 'public' service.

bgates,

elko is booming...theirs gold in many places...picked up an oz in a dredge up in piru creek- gorman, 1/2 oz in a day out of san gabriel river above azusa...Az deserts etc....

just have to like rocks, looking down or up (old river placer beds)etc...

Gold bugs sometimes just like to get outdoors....occasionally get lucky...

Don't take your eye off of oil. The Arctic will be a hotspot of contested mineral rights. Thank goodness climate change is melting all that ice and making it all recoverable!

"The White House on Monday released a long-awaited document broadly laying out U.S. policy toward the Arctic, a region whose potential for oil, gas, and mineral exploitation is for the first time being unlocked by a historic ice melt driven by climate change."

Bush Signs Off on New U.S. Arctic Policy - US News and World Report

" TPTB choose to ignore that"

50 million people or so voted for W in 2004.

it isn't like we weren't sold this package with relatively clear labels.

"theirs gold in many places"

i'm sure that's true - but i doubt that there's a trillion bucks of it, excepting maybe in the sea

Just wondering.... Does anybody know what Citi plans to do with Primerica? That's the multilevel term insurance marketing company they own.

My cousin has been trying to recuit me for years. I now avoid him like the plague.

bgates(Unrated) writes:
it isn't like we weren't sold this package with relatively clear labels.

But he dropped references to important Baptist hymns in the speeches they wrote for him! Don't you see how important that is? =)

My cousin has been trying to recuit me for years. I now avoid him like the plague.
Bar-R | 01.13.09 - 4:39 pm | #

I was given the pitch in 2003. Ran away as fast as I could...

Interesting Times - I dont trust your source of informatio

..and I was broke at the time.

Oh well. Two more reasons I never contemplated 'public' service.
Ross | 01.13.09 - 4:37 pm | #

Ross,

Are you saying you don't pay taxes and have an illegal housekeeper:)

Interesting Times - I dont trust your source of information
Barley | 01.13.09 - 4:41 pm | #

I have a source?

For those who aren't already familiar with Aldi because they are preparing to expand nation wide during the recession.

Yes, it's generic. There aren't seventeen brands of ketchup in six different sizes. There's ketchup. Deal. Want more... buy two.

They slap two or three barcodes on every item. The cashier can pretty much fling something across the scanner in any orientation.

At the till, they toss your stuff into another shopping cart. You can bag it yourself later (and, they sell bags, don't give them away). Or, when I go, I just have some Rubbermaid containers in the car, and no bags are needed.

No credit cards accepted (they don't want to pay the fees). Cash or debit only.

You'll never find Aldi in the phone book. They don't want to waste someone's time answering a phone.

Anyway, they're privately owned so we'll never see their numbers. But, they have to be tremendous. I'd invest if they were public.


\tCiti is a level 3 corporation ... mark to make believe ...

It has over 30 trillions in derivatives ... JP Morgan over 80 trillions, BAC over 30 trillions ...

They are all insolvent and as the economy dives the go deeper underwater....
\t mmckinl | \t \t \t \t01.13.09 - 4:02 pm | #

mmckinl | 01.13.09 - 4:02 pm | #

 Do you have a link to data?

@citizen Panda,

Senator, I do not recall making that statement.

PANDITMONIUM

Hat Tip - the Economist

Jim

Length of Traders' Fingers May Point to Size of Paycheck

http://www.bloomberg.com/avp/avp.htm?N=av&T=Length%20of%20Traders'%20Fingers%20May%20Point%20to%20Size%20of%20Paycheck&clipSRC=mms://media2.bloomberg.com/cache/vdudH4F4Rg5w.asf

their hypothesis is that an increased ability for risk taking is linked to higher testosterone exposure during early development of the fetus, I assume the finger length is a side effect-marker of the testosterone exposure.
Of course IMO it may be just as likely that it is not risk taking ability only, perhaps some testosterone effect on brain development that makes people better at pattern recognition, concentration-focus etc...
and they say nothing about females! (but my ratio is 0.93 or even a bit less)

Citi + Morgan Stanley =
• Citi Morg (City Morgue)
• Citista

Anyway, they're privately owned so we'll never see their numbers.

They're a German company and also own Trader Joe's.

bgates,

true...although I'm starting to look for one of these...

4 Inch Ultra Mini Dredge: Keene Engineering Online

why buy gold when you can go find it outdoors....

after you seen a 100K of gold (in 90's pricing) it grows on ya...

Wal-Mart = New Sears?

cd, that's cool! looks like a modern version of the rig in 'treasure of the sierra madre'. sounds fun and a little more econ friendly than marinating it in a pool of cyanide.

Citi's new markets: China and Russia. Forget collapsed U.S. The U.S. is now just a shell game.

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore

Yours In Socialism,
Kilgore
Comrade Kilgore Trout

*

cd - that's awesome. Gonna have to take one of those on my next trip through the amazon.

A better way to put it-

We do not play by our rules, suckers like you do!


Taxes are for the little people.
Comrade Byzantine_Ruins | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 4:36 pm | #


It- new a guy that went down to peru before the shining path got crazy...

found lots of gold...old timer who could tell stories and then whip out the vials...no b/s..

bgates- Yuba river is still a great producer..also ancient river bed drywashing is profitable too. just need to find them...

Anonymous writes:
...For those who aren't already familiar with Aldi...

I was once in an Aldi (in Germany). That was enough. It's the lowest down (shall I write "shabbiest") food store chain in Germany. Wallmart is luxurious compared to Aldi (my personal observation).

How many times in one generation is Citi saved from BK? They were technically BK in 1990 as they are today.

It's time for Solomon to cleve that critter!

~ For xxxx

Citi is a level 3 corporation ... mark to make believe ...

It has over 30 trillions in derivatives ... JP Morgan over 80 trillions, BAC over 30 trillions ...

They are all insolvent and as the economy dives the go deeper underwater....

"
Perhaps none more so, however, than J.P. Morgan. While its $77.2 trillion derivative exposure at the end of 2007 was down from the $91.7 trillion it held as of Sept. 30, 95.2% of which is traded over the counter, it’s a safe bet that J.P. Morgan would have suffered if Bear Stearns couldn’t fulfill its contractual obligations. After J.P. Morgan, the U.S. commercial banks with the largest derivatives exposure are Citibank, with $34 trillion, and Bank of America, with $32 trillion, according to the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency."

BEAR CHURNS Bear Stearns deal boosts J.P. Morgan’s derivatives exposure - Financial Week

"I can well imagine a busy guy not paying attention to that and nobody else bothering to tell him either."

Bulls**t. I can well imagine someone who genuinely recognizes that the public trust is vital to his success, taking the time to do the right thing, even and especially when he's outside of the "formal" payroll economy. Even and especially when it complicates his "busy" life.

I can also imagine that a wealthy and intelligent person with aspirations to high office might bother to hire an honest accountant and/or tax lawyer who would keep him out of this kind of trouble.

What I can also imagine is that the special interest lobbying has crapped up the tax code so much that not even financial experts have a clue what they need to do.

So... Why should the rest of us pay taxes when two consecutive HEADS OF THE TREASURY found ways not to? I seem to remember that Paulson cut a deal so he could cash in some $500 million without paying a dime of capital gains, too...

For that matter, why should anyone start a small business when the system is so f'ed up that a large fraction of the time, you can't even make a straightforward business decision without having to dive into an enormous rulebook?

cd writes:
It- new a guy that went down to peru before the shining path got crazy...

Good thing erosion of those mountains won't be stopping anytime soon.

I bet there are a few hidden gems in the Rocky's too.

Who is counting?

//How many times in one generation is Citi saved from BK? They were technically BK in 1990 as they are today.//

How many times in one generation is Citi saved from BK? They were technically BK in 1990 as they are today.

Citi (then called National City Bank of New York) was a key player in the junk Latin American bonds that sparked the crash in 1929, and I believe received federal funds during GD I.

The Planet Earth, Ltd needs a major reorganization.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread - A Pope

Bernanke doesn't look like an angel, and he swoons on Friedman

Deflation will not last

It-
drywash and quadrunner in deserts is a good place to have fun...lots of areas still virgin...

used to take daughter for fun but at 14 gold doesn't rhyme with Itunes, friends and texting...

claim markers are the key...don't mess with them...had a very scary experience deep in the middle fork of american river...scared me shitless...
someone protecting a pot farm I believe

OT: I just posted a follow up (sort of) to yesterday's post on PCE and the economy. This one is on private fixed investment and the economy. It is posted here:

Investment and Recessions

would love to hear feedback from people here.

looks like group is being nixed from citigroup leaving it with only citi.

OT- Further job cuts. Today's announcements: Hutchinson cutting a total of 30% (!), FormFactor 20%, Sonus 4%, Kenneth Cole 10%. The bleeding continues.
Dave of SV | 01.13.09 - 4:24 pm | #

Hutchinson link... total of 1380 pretty high paid workers, 1000 in Minnesota [just west of MPLS].

Deflation will not last
Anonymous | 01.13.09 - 5:02 pm | #

I'll bite - where do I invest first ?

Does Aldi have a presence in the U.S. besides Trader Joe's? Expansion of Trader Joe's would be a good thing - it's a great store. Even better would be a U.S. knock-off of its business model.

I'll bite - where do I invest first ?
Interesting Times | 01.13.09 - 5:04 pm |

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Food. It rules all trade wars, we only know trade battles in our lifetimes

citizen Kung Fu Panda writes:
"complexity of the tax laws"...this guy could afford the best tax lawyers money can buy...no excuse especially when you're working for an organization that has wierd tax payment rules. Maybe he just ran it through TurboTax and called it good.
citizen Kung Fu Panda | 01.13.09 - 4:18 pm | #

Not a fan of Geithner but lets be fair -he has not worked at an investment bank and unlike Emmanuel didn't have the opportunity to "earn" 18Million dollars.

Feckless Ness writes:
Does Aldi have a presence in the U.S. besides Trader Joe's? Expansion of Trader Joe's would be a good thing - it's a great store. Even better would be a U.S. knock-off of its business model.
Feckless Ness | 01.13.09 - 5:06 pm | #

I think has stores in the US under the Aldi name.

President-elect Barack Obama's choice to run the Treasury Department and lead the economic rescue effort disclosed to senators Tuesday that he failed to pay $34,000 in taxes from 2001 to 2004, a last-minute complication in an otherwise smooth path to confirmation.

Timothy Geithner paid most of the past-due taxes days before Obama announced his nomination in November, an Obama transition official said. The unpaid taxes were discovered by Obama's transition team while investigating Geithner's background, the official said.

I've seen Aldi stores in parts of ohio. not sure where else they are

Werner,

on my personal scale of crappy shops in Germany, Aldi is second.

Lidl holds a safe first place, while Norma is at number 3.

I think the running insult goes: Your family is so poor they shop at Aldi if I remember correctly

Maybe Aldi will break Walmart.

Looked over a few CMBX charts and the spreads ticking higher. SRS normally tracks.

TO the MOON Alice!

Interesting Times writes:
Deflation will not last
Anonymous | 01.13.09 - 5:02 pm | #

I'll bite - where do I invest first ?

Food is good. Keep in mind do-nothing path deflation is on the order of single digits, whereas the chance of double digit inflation (imported or not) is an equal probability. Bernanke's one golden nugget is to not withdraw "liquidity" too early. As in a period of high inflation is a certainty.

CITIGROUP”

I kid you not, readers, he literally uttered the word “Citigroup” and his quesadilla was packed in a bag with plastic utensils and napkins, and he was out the door. No one asked him for ID or made a note anywhere of what he was eating that day. He just said “Citigroup” and bounced. I was on line to pay behind him with my own chicken quesadilla and a bottle of Diet Pepsi…cost to me as a non-Citigroup employee: $9.85 plus tax.

how fast would the CR group be to copycat the 'suit' and utter, citigroup

Geithner's documents:

Senate.gov - Geithner file (PDF)

. . . whereas Bernanke-path -flation has a very good chance of double digit inflation before he eases off the gas pedal . . .

Looked over a few CMBX charts and the spreads ticking higher. SRS normally tracks.

TO the MOON Alice!
bearly

A better way to put it-

We do not play by our rules, suckers like you do!
lucifer | 01.13.09 - 4:54 pm | #

perhaps even more accurately, we do not play by our rules, we invent new ones for suckers like you to follow.

is there a weakness here? is it even POSSIBLE to "win" at a game where the rules are arbitrarily created and removed by one player iteratively as the game goes on? I'm not suggesting a strategy, I am far from that point, just wondering... is there is a way for a frog or a rain of frogs to capitalize on the nature of the scorpion's predictability? the game ends if you run out of cash (the basic principle of financial management), and we probably are safe to assume that all decisions are made on the basis of profit-maximization. just throwing out a crazy idea for target practice... even a game of chance at least has a fixed rule set; are we not even at that level of knowable unfairness?

JP Morgan over 80 trillions, BAC over 30 trillions ...

They are all insolvent and as the economy dives the go deeper underwater....

It's not just housing that is sinking the banks. It's all the derivative bets too. In fact, given the trillions banks hold in derivatives, I'd say derivatives are actually the bigger problem. Look at AIG, they are a derivatives sewage treatment plant thanks to the government takeover.

The fed & treasury have provided way more than enough liquidity and capital to cover the mortgage mess.

We're being swindled to cover bad bets that had no economic purpose.

What a sham.

"You'll never find Aldi in the phone book. They don't want to waste someone's time answering a phone"
Anonymous

Tell me not this Aldi store was in the Chicago NW suburbs early 80s

Place gave me the creeps....

Although keep the dogs satisfied

Aldi isn't so bad. At least they're not depressing to shop at like WalMart is. They're just small A&P sized stores, the size that groceries used to be back in the '70s (at least my local one is). You get in, grab your cheapo stuff and get out.


http://www.financialweek.com/app...730692/1005/ TOC 
\t mmckinl | \t \t \t \t01.13.09 - 4:57 pm | #

mmckinl | 01.13.09 - 4:57 pm | #

Thanks-

Good glod.

Spend a day working and get hopelessly far behind on CR!!

we invent new ones for suckers like you to follow.
ResistanceIsFeudal | 01.13.09 - 5:18 pm | #

Welcome to Calvinball. My turn!

A lot of discussion as to what Berannke will or won't do but I am not sure he will be around. I recall that the Fed chairmanship is for four years and Bernanke took over 2/1/2006 so he has only a year to go in this term.

Will Obama reappoint a Bush Republican? He would not commit when asked in a recent interview. Probably depends on what Volcker whispers in his ear about next October and Volcker was snubbed by Reagan (after one reappointment) in favor of a more conservative Greenspan.

We shall see.

Jim

Dammit Terry...I wanted that Calvin ball reference!

Now I gotta think up something else. And thinking's hard you know.

Nostrovia,

It's on again writes:
tomorrow is the day.

CitI.

C

Watch for it.
It's on again | 01.12.09 - 10:10 pm | #

WHOCOODANODE !

"is preparing to unveil a major reorganization"

Steps:

  1. Sell off all valuable assets.
  2. ?????
  3. Make tons of profit.

Step 2 deals with stealing single socks randomly. Not totally worked out as yet.

Nostrovia,

TARP theme song:
YouTube - Elton John & Ronan Keating - Your song
"You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue"..

Thanks, Ben.

Anonymous writes:
Citi + Morgan Stanley =
• Citi Morg (City Morgue)
• Citistan

HA! HA!

Houston we have a problem... can't you guys call just to say
good morning!

NASA will have to cut an unspecified number of contractors if Congress gives the agency less than the $17.6 billion it requested.

Reptillian:

In Fla, if you try to do that in the same name that was used on the mtg, any deficiency is still there, it comes back to haunt you. Only real significance to deficiencies so far here.

Dammit, tarps are unquestionably blue.
Virgin Mary blue.

Ask any Floridian.

Whats that saying about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results? 
nades | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 3:55 pm | #

What are your suggestions though?  From my perspective we can either nationalize the banks and recapitalize them or do what Bernanke says with a kind of "bad bank" solution.  I don't really see any another realistic option.

The former will be criticized as socialism (which it is) by many here and the other is being criticized for being overly generous to  banks by the same folks.  Because of potential worldwide CDS issues it seems politically much easier for the U.S. to adopt the Bernanke solution.  Otherwise I tend to think that it would have to happen under a G20 umbrealla which involves complex and time consuming negatiations and loss of face!

I don't see that there is a simple solution and still comprehensive solution but I'd welcome any realistic suggestions.

NC Jim,

5 years.

Nostrovia,
Comrade Misean is Dope | 01.13.09 - 5:32 pm | #

Thanx for the correction but Obama will still be President in 2011. We shall see a year later than I thought but I still think Bernanke is on a short leash.

Jim

lawyerliz writes:
Reptillian:

In Fla, if you try to do that in the same name that was used on the mtg, any deficiency is still there, it comes back to haunt you. Only real significance to deficiencies so far here.
lawyerliz | 01.13.09 - 5:37 pm | #


I'm learnin'.
When in Fla, must line-up a new name before the re-buy.

Derivatives. I don't understand the fear. If you were to take all derivatives exposures in the world and net them all you would come out to zero. In other words, for every person paying money out on derivatives there is someone else receiving the other amount. So just knowing total derivatives exposure doesn't tell you much. What you need to know is what kind of derivatives exposure there is, who has it, and what if any credit risk is associated with the exposures.

In the case of a bank like citi a lot of the derivatives exposure is probably to hedge funds and is basically the equivalent of a loan. My guess is that the larger derivative numbers are more likely a strength then an encumberance, although I admit that it probably varies widely by party. I'd rather own JPM's derivatives book than Citi's.

trainwreckspotting writes:
...Werner,on my personal scale of crappy shops in Germany, Aldi is second.
..Lidl holds a safe first place, while Norma is at number 3.

mal writes:
...Aldi isn't so bad....

Well, my experience of my one Aldi visit was: The items for sale are still in their (opened) shipping containers/pallets stringed along the walls/middle division. Not unpacked and put onto a shelf. Essentially only prepackaged food; usually large sizes (e.g 20kg sugar or so). Fruit : next to nothing; Cheese,sausage, etc. : puny selection (and prepackaged all).

Lidl is also one of the low food chains, but from what I have seen, they at least pulled the items out of the shipping containers and put them on shelfs. Selection however is quite limited.

So, if you walk into an Aldi, you go into a warehouse, whereas Lidl with its shelfs at least looks like a store.

Sorry about Norma, have never (conciously) seen one or been in one.

That's just my personal (german) experience.

Loudocracy writes:
Derivatives. I don't understand the fear. If you were to take all derivatives exposures in the world and net them all you would come out to zero. In other words, for every person paying money out on derivatives there is someone else receiving the other amount

your a dope! is that loud and clear?

If a derivatives trader takes a $20million dollar salary, borrowing from abanks can't pay the margin loan back , but keeps the salary, is that Zero sum, you twirp?

Dirk, the pathname for the chart in your article about recessions and fixed investment needs a . before the bmp. My browsers are refusing to load it. (I had to download the image file and fix the pathname in the copy on my drive to see your chart.)

bgates, in case you're not paying attention to a thread some thousand or so messages ago, the response is "Tulip Mania."

If a derivatives trader takes a $20 million salary this would not be listed as a derivatives exposure but a labor cost. I don't understand your point.

Did we ever find out what Shiti did with it's SeIVe after the Super Sewer collapsed? Or is that the little present that keeps giving?

Nostrovia,

If you were to take all derivatives exposures in the world and net them all you would come out to zero.

this is what you believe right?
the game is not played in a fishbowl.

ok, wait , stop.

you have any supporting documentation for this astounding claim?

South Dakota back to the Natives?

Citibank moved to S.D. in 1979 because New York kept it's usury law despite Vietnam Era inflation. 

Good riddance.

Yep, you just buy under corp name, or a trustee's name. Doesn't often happen.

Well, my experience of my one Aldi visit was: The items for sale are still in their (opened) shipping containers/pallets stringed along the walls/middle division. Not unpacked and put onto a shelf.
Werner | 01.13.09 - 5:43 pm | #

It is quite different from the U.S. Costco experience.  Aldi (in Germany) has like you say open boxes but the items are much more general household size than what Costco sells in the U.S.  Aldis are also much smaller with often just three aisles with each one less than a fourth of a full Costco aisle.  It is a the equivalent of a packed small food store not even the size of a midsized Wholefoods in the U.S. where items are presented in their opened shipping boxes.

I don't need supporting documentation, it is self evident. A swap is an agreement between two parties to make payments to each other in the future. By definition, any payment made by another party is received by another party. It's not like I can agree to pay you $1 but yet somehow you receive $2. Thus, all derivatives exposures would net out to zero.

Now that doesn't mean that all derivatives exposures will eventually be paid. If someone goes bankrupt for example they don't (necessarily) pay. So you can have derivatives exposure that looks good but that has credit risk built into it. This was the AIG problem -- they made bets that they couldn't pay on. But if a counterparty doesn't pay the other party doesn't receive either so the net is still zero.

Now of course a specific party can make bad bets and lose everything. Perhaps citi has done so.

But if you take all of the dealers and all of the hedge funds and all of the cities and insurance companies and everyone and take all their swaps and add them up, the net exposure is zero. Thus throwing around bit gross exposure numbers is a useless exercise in my opinion.

well ,I'm convinced, loudocracy has solved the whole CDS problem in a few paragraphs.

what an idiot.

"It's not just housing that is sinking the banks. It's all the derivative bets too. In fact, given the trillions banks hold in derivatives, I'd say derivatives are actually the bigger problem. Look at AIG, they are a derivatives sewage treatment plant thanks to the government takeover.

The fed & treasury have provided way more than enough liquidity and capital to cover the mortgage mess.

We're being swindled to cover bad bets that had no economic purpose.

What a sham."
Angry Saver

~~~~~~

Exactly Correct ... Bad Bets with no economic purpose being covered with tax payer money !

Where's the Bank Holiday ?

Loudocracy writes:
Thus, all derivatives exposures would net out to zero.

No, you are wrong. Covered positions net out to zero.

Of the uncovered positions, some of them do net out, as for the rest it depends on counterparty settlement completion and the bias amongst the uncovered positions.

Welcome to Calvinball. My turn!
Comrade Terry | 01.13.09 - 5:27 pm | #

LOL. but hell, it's a good theoretical exercise... I don't think game theorists have studied one-sided games where one party gets to make the rules and the other gets to follow them. speaking of which, this suddenly makes me wonder about the marriage statistics of game theorists...

Maybe Aldi will break Walmart.
reptillian | 01.13.09 - 5:13 pm | #

If 'Warehouse Foods' didn't break Wally then Aldi has little chance... they'll squeeze a place at the table but Wally won't lose a ton of sleep.

sorry, that was uncalled for. your just a dope.

ResistanceIsFeudal,

The game is designed and promoted to be fair, but it is not. This is both the fundamental genius and flaw of this particular game.

The genius is that, it works till it reaches its logical endpoint. The flaw is that it will always fail, and kill most of the the players on both sides. It is also not possible to predict when this game will fold, even for the scammers.

The problem is that humans use the considerable intellectual abilities to further their "ape" agenda.

I don't see that there is a simple solution and still comprehensive solution but I'd welcome any realistic suggestions.

RE

~~~~

A Bank Holiday ... until we get our arms around the whole problem it will be like pouring money down a rat hole ...

Bad derivative bets with no economic purpose being covered with tax payer money !

Where's the bank Holiday ?

Eric, if you're still around, I haven't received a message. Do you mind sending it again? ken at coopercode dot net.

Dope Alert | 01.13.09 - 6:03 pm | #

Your chosen handle provides a valuable public service, for which you should be commended.

Where's the bank Holiday ?
mmckinl | 01.13.09 - 6:04 pm | #

You get one on Monday.    Satisfied?

OT from earlier thread:
<Comrade Byzantine_Ruins(Excellent) writes:
\tGhost of F. D. Roosevelt(Unrated) writes:
Shabbat goy Bush humiliates his nation again

Don't do that, don't let them make their religion your politics. Religion and politics being interchangeable are the devil of that region and you do not wish to import it, it's pernicious.
\t Comrade Byzantine_Ruins | \t \t \tHomepage | \t01.13.09 - 9:13 am | #>
Byz 80-90% of Israeli Jews don't give a shit about religion.  More than once have I heard in jest, "let's let the Hasiddim (Ultra-Orthodox) and the Palestinians fight it out to the death."  Jews have found that living as a minority in every country has not worked out very well.  I criticise Israel,  but I would feel much less safe as a Jew in the US if it were not a strong country. 

dryfly,
Aldi also sells electronics, sweaters, etc just like WalMart. They have also run WalMart out of other countries because they have the lowest cost structure

Eric, if you're still around, I haven't received a message. Do you mind sending it again? ken at coopercode dot net.

Ken Cooper | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 6:05 pm | #

Just sent you another one.

"In the case of a bank like citi a lot of the derivatives exposure is probably to hedge funds and is basically the equivalent of a loan. My guess is that the larger derivative numbers are more likely a strength then an encumberance, although I admit that it probably varies widely by party. I'd rather own JPM's derivatives book than Citi's."
Loudocracy

~~~~~

But, you haven't a clue.No one does. Isn't it necessary to have a Bank Holiday to sort this mess out ? They are using tax payer money to cover their losses !

Where's the Bank Holiday ?

"I don't need supporting documentation, it is self evident."

A debate where the participants rely on "common sense" rather than actual facts and data? Right up my alley (I've always wanted to be a talking head on Fox News...).

So let's say that the derivatives guys are really just making book, right? Would it be fair to say that a bookie's action balances out to zero-sum? If so, how does he make his vig?

I think (nota bene: no facts, just opinion) in the case of derivatives, you have to assume that 1) the positions might not truly net out to zero due to Wall Street's vig, and b) whatever they net out to, the real issue is how many participants would fail to honor their obligations in the event of a forced net-out.

Back to the bookie analogy: this is the part where knees get broken. In the world of derivatives, it seems reasonable to talk about notional value, if only to get an idea of how many baseball bats to order for the crew.

Loudacracy,

It took Buffett 4 years & $400 million to unwind one of his insurance unit's derivatives books. He concluded that there is no way all parties are valuing derivatives equally and fairly. That was in 2002 if I recall, prior to bubble in derivative stupidity.

One more thing. Is Dennis Kneale your favorite commentator on the financial entertainment network? Just wondering.

If 'Warehouse Foods' didn't break Wally then Aldi has little chance... they'll squeeze a place at the table but Wally won't lose a ton of sleep.
dryfly | 01.13.09 - 6:03 pm | #

Aldi is a warehouse concept with a European small store flavor.  It will only be a threat to Walmart in the U.S. once living with a single option for each item becomes acceptable.  That single item is priced VERY aggressively but it will take the U.S. consumer quite a bit of time to adjust to having no brand choice.

Spend a day working and get hopelessly far behind on CR!!
lawyerliz | 01.13.09 - 5:26 pm | #

That'll teach you - NO MORE WORK!!!

From Chris Whalen:

"I just hope that the Obama Administration comes to understand that banks like Citi, JPM and BAC are basically dead money for years to come. I expect the US government to take a substantial loss on the Citi rescue because the $125 billion or so in tier one equity will be quickly consumed, a fate that also seems likely for preferred shareholders and even some creditors.

Our nation has a choice, either we use the time-tested mechanism of bankruptcy provided in our Constitution and the resolution process to quickly deal with insolvency situations like Citi, or we continue down the road to socialism and hyperinflation by embracing a policy of bailouts for the largest banks."

Of the uncovered positions, some of them do net out, as for the rest it depends on counterparty settlement completion and the bias amongst the uncovered positions.

Can you expand on this? Are you saying that if a counterparty goes bankrupt in the midst of settlement you could have a bankruptcy or are you getting at something else entirely?

Alas, I must work, in order to have a source of info to post on CR.

Alas, I must work, in order to have a source of info to post on CR.
lawyerliz | 01.13.09 - 6:11 pm | #

We're always up for squirrel recipes. 

Bernanke quote: "The American economy cannot grow if its financial system is not growing..."

This said in support of actions taken with TARP funds.

Really? Well then, I guess we've put our finger on the problem, haven't we? Could it be that the people as well as the system itself has lost confidence in the system? Could it be that the system is the problem? What then would you, the uneducated, ill informed, unwashed do?

can we have a redo?

Giethner was notified in 2006 by IRS of 2003/2004 tax issue.

Failed to pay taxes until days before Obama nomination in Nov 2008, 2 years later and only after told he was Obama's choice for Treasury secretary.

Transition team 'discovered' even more tax liability for previous 2001/2002 years.

Wouldn't the notice for 2003/4 raise a 2001/2 flag for Giethner? This guy is the choice to manage Trillions?

There is a pattern now to Obama's choices.

All forms of insurance, including health, unemployment, medical, food stamps, social security, etc. "net out to zero. But if we cancel all the contracts, is that zero sum?
CDS were created for a reason, and they are weapons of mass financial destruction.

My lemon souffle fell on Sunday?

Any suggestions.

No, not gonna make squirrel souffle'.

Valuation: yes valuations differ and that is why PnL is so bogus. But in the end people have to settle with actual cash. I like you're point though, which is that crazy valuations could lead to both parties claiming profits for now and then later one comes up short.

Bookie vig: this is basically counted in the exposure. There is not a separate vig payment outside of the swap exposure. I do agree though that it all comes down to credit risk. If you are using the notionals to assess credit risk there is some value to that. But you should really be considering other factors as well such as how different trades net out (i buy cds and sell cds two different days, both trades have notional exposure but no real exposure) and also who the credit risk is to, etc. I don't think that saying that JPM has 80 gazillion in derivatives exposure means that they have 80 gazillion in credit risk. They might have more but probably have less.

[they made bets that they couldn't pay on. But if a counterparty doesn't pay the other party doesn't receive either so the net is still zero]

So, is this where the universe magically stops ? What about the party that was to get paid and didn't so they now have to recognize a loss, and so on... What part of cascade do you fail to understand ?

Why exactly do you think AIG is such a black hole ? They just happen to be one hinge of many? Why is there so much fear ? Because it's all contained to a coupla institutions?

I'd rather own JPM's derivatives book than Citi's."
Loudocracy

~~~~~

But, you haven't a clue.No one does.

I have some clue. I can look at my own derivatives book and exposures to JPM and Citi and start making guesses. But you are right, I don't really know. I think that the Fed probably has somewhat of a clue.

Eric(Very Good) writes:
\tWhere's the bank Holiday ?
mmckinl | 01.13.09 - 6:04 pm | #

You get one on Monday.    Satisfied?
Eric | 01.13.09 - 6:06 pm | #

RO

If a derivatives trader takes a $20 million salary this would not be listed as a derivatives exposure but a labor cost. I don't understand your point.
Loudocracy | 01.13.09 - 5:45 pm | #

Obviously. It isn't entered as labor. It's Cost of Sale on the balance sheet. Try returning to some basic business courses in some obscure institute of higher learning. And listen this time.

I don't think

clearly

I think that the Fed probably has somewhat of a clue.
Loudocracy | 01.13.09 - 6:15 pm | #

No, they don't. And therein lies the problem.

Loudocracy,
If the derivative is not covered, then that one transaction does not net out to zero. Multiply as necessary. If the account cannot meet the margin call, then it is liquidated. There is a chain of who the liability falls on. For the major banks, there is no way you could expect anyone but the government to cover the margin failures.

I take it you've never worked anywhere near Wall St.

I think that the Fed probably has somewhat of a clue.
Loudocracy

oy vey

i'm done.

i buy cds and sell cds two different days, both trades have notional exposure but no real exposure) and also who the credit risk is to, etc. I don't think that saying that JPM has 80 gazillion in derivatives exposure means that they have 80 gazillion in credit risk. They might have more but probably have less.
Loudocracy | 01.13.09 - 6:13 pm | #

The problem is that you probably bought and sold from 2 different parties, and if party A defaults to you then you might end up defaulting to party C. This is a huge potential diasy chain and nobody is sure how many breaks in that chain can be sustained w/o the whole house of cards coming down. Now if they all went through a central exchange, like say copper futures, then people would be more confident about the situation, since everyone would have the same counter party, the exchange itself. I would like to see a moratorium on new CDS writing and existing CDS brought onto a central exchange somehow to wind these suckers down.

We're always up for squirrel recipes. 
Eric | 01.13.09 - 6:11 pm | #

~ 3 squirrels, cut into serving pieces
~ flour
~ salt and pepper
~ 2 eggs, beaten
~ 3 – 4 pieces bacon, chopped
~ 1 medium onion, chopped
~ 1 can cream of mushroom soup
~ 1 soup can milk
Season the flour to taste with salt and pepper. Place in a bowl. Beat the eggs in another bowl.

Heat some oil in a large skillet.

Dip the squirrel pieces in the egg and then the flour. Repeat if you want. Add to hot oil.

Fry until golden brown. Remove and drain fat. Return to skillet.

Cover with the bacon and onion.

Mix the soup and milk together and pour over meat.

Cover, reduce heat and simmer for 2 hours.

Serve with mashed potatoes and dinner rolls.

Enjoy

I read an article several months ago which claimed that JPM's (at the time) $90,000,000,000,000 (trillion) exposure probably netted out to between .5 and 1%.  That's 450-900 $billion. But that was qualified. I forget the actual phrase, something like "assuming ordinary economic conditions..."

on squirrels...

Firstly, It's vital to remove the musk glands for optimal flavor...

I usually braise the little beasts first and deglaze with some red wine, and I find simple spices work best (black pepper, maybe some marjoram, paprika).

add water (maybe a little more wine or beer) simmer slowly for 45 min...then add carrots, celery, and whatever other hearty veggies you like. cook slowly until the meat and vegetables are tender (note squirrel meat is not likely to ever get extremely tender)...

I've only done this twice...but it was good. I recommend serving it with a hearty sourdough to sop up the gravy.

Worthy of reposting...

State Pensions’ $865 Billion Loss Affects New Hires
Jan. 13 (Bloomberg) -- State governments from Rhode Island to California have run up estimated pension-fund losses of $865.1 billion, forcing some to cut benefits for new hires.

Assets for 109 state funds declined 37 percent to $1.46 trillion over the 14 months ended Dec. 16, according to the Center for Retirement Research at Boston College. The Standard & Poor’s 500 Index of stocks fell 41 percent in the period.
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Our nation has a choice, either we use the time-tested mechanism of bankruptcy provided in our Constitution and the resolution process to quickly deal with insolvency situations like Citi, or we continue down the road to socialism and hyperinflation by embracing a policy of bailouts for the largest banks."

bobn

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Agree , except it is corporate socialism otherwise known as Fascism ... where the government guarantees business their profit on the backs of tax payers ...

Where's the bank Holiday ?

Last one under the TARP is a ...

Here's another trillion or so:

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Jas's depression herd is growing.

Influential Proffessor Says US has 'Entered a Depression'

Maybe there really is something to that 500 year wolf wave.

I think that the Fed probably has somewhat of a clue.

Wow, already the 2009 unintended irony of the year!

Can I help?

Basically what Loudacracy is saying, is that if you just took the physical contracts, in legal PAPER terms(the actual written instrument) and brought them all to an incinerator at the bottom of 45 wall st, they'd cease to exist.

Basically what Loudacracy is saying, is that if you just took the physical contracts, in legal PAPER terms(the actual written instrument) and brought them all to an incinerator at the bottom of 45 wall st, they'd cease to exist.
Baby Jas | 01.13.09 - 6:22 pm | #

True, but how does that help??  You could do the same with every exchange-traded put and call.

The losers would surely like this solution.   The winners, eh, not so much.

Thank you Baby Jas. I am not trying to say that there is no risk in derivatives, just that using notional amounts to imply catastrophe is missing most of the story.

From a bank's perspective, it's not a simple matter of netting out notional amounts. Because the CDS were issued at different times, the arb represents income. Additionally, because the derivatives are M2M, a positive arb (even assuming identical notional amounts) would represent positive bank capital.

Basically what Loudacracy is saying

He's saying we should ignore the AIG fiasco, all the housing and mark to myth fraud, the trillions in bailouts & guarantees and put out apples for Rudolf and the other reindeer on Xmas eve.

Aldi is a warehouse concept with a European small store flavor.  It will only be a threat to Walmart in the U.S. once living with a single option for each item becomes acceptable.  That single item is priced VERY aggressively but it will take the U.S. consumer quite a bit of time to adjust to having no brand choice.
RE | 01.13.09 - 6:08 pm | #

I've been in Aldi Stores - they are around here... I don't see them being a huge threat to Wally at all. They fill a niche - one Wally isn't going to bust its ass to get into [smaller local discount stores]. Also 'brand choice' doesn't cost that much more UNLESS the brands are pressing for margin - jacking up prices. In recessions they get ratcheted back too - always have. The operational efficiency of limited selection worked well when orders were over the phone & sku's recorded w/ pencil & paper. Now with big global ERP - it costs almost nothing to expand brand span IF the items sell - they are constantly shuffling mix to max the sell.

I have seen similar models to Aldi all my life [warehouse foods being one I especially remember and loathe]... Aldi won't go away and neither will Wally. They will compete on the fringes of each others niche. I don't see Wally losing sleep or much business.

WHERE IS THAT PUKE CHARLES PRINCE

Bankruptcy protection is itself a form of socialism.  Let's not revive McCarthy, ple

Citti, Citti, Bang Bang! The never ending movie.

Downsizing, the pretty twin as compared to her ugly sister, bankruptcy. Still the same mother, failure!

for Rudolf and the other reindeer on Xmas eve.

you mean the grinch, right. the guy who stole xmas?

Loudocracy,
just that using notional amounts to imply catastrophe is missing most of the story.

you won't find many people at all here at CR hung up on the 'notional' tag line. I think 'we' get it. However, the entirety of the cds structure is unsupportable and ponzi'esq to an extreme.
you must admit to this. Especially if your involved in the marketing of these instruments. If you knew that you could'nt cover one default, and hedged it out with a like/idnetical instrument, and shrewdly booked a profit, what have you actually accomplished? Who gave you the margin? Did you borrow it? Was it funded thru well healed PE? the case is simple. Many people are still being paided and supported in an illegitimate market die to weak leadership.

He's saying we should ignore the AIG fiasco, all the housing and mark to myth fraud, the trillions in bailouts & guarantees and put out apples for Rudolf and the other reindeer on Xmas eve.
Angry Saver | 01.13.09 - 6:26 pm | #

I still don't see why the courts can't get these guys under RICO.  All that needs to be shown is that they're suspected of violating any 2 of the following:
    * Any violation of state statutes against gambling, murder, kidnapping, arson, robbery, bribery, extortion, dealing in obscene matter, or dealing in a controlled substance or listed chemical (as defined in the Controlled Substances Act);
    * Any act of bribery, counterfeiting, theft, embezzlement, fraud, dealing in obscene matter, obstruction of justice, slavery, racketeering, gambling, money laundering, commission of murder-for-hire, and several other offenses covered under the Federal criminal code (Title 18);
    * Embezzlement of union funds;
    * Bankruptcy or securities fraud;
    * Drug trafficking;
    * Money laundering and related offenses;
    * Bringing in, aiding or assisting aliens in illegally entering the country (if the action was for financial gain);
    * Acts of terrorism.

Likely violations: bribery, theft, embezzlement, fraud, and/or money laundering.
Indicted on any two, and their assets could be frozen, denying them the high priced lawyers these scumbags typically use to skate out of these sorts of offences.
There's always hope-

I wonder whether we're going to get some sort of "Truth and Reconciliation Commission" out of this debacle. Debtors/Creditors need/want reconciliation. Innocent bystanders may just want their jobs back (or a replacement job).

They will compete on the fringes of each others niche. I don't see Wally losing sleep or much business.
dryfly | 01.13.09 - 6:29 pm | #

I agree.  Walmart, even with its marginally attractive layout, is still a shopping experience.  Aldi is getting a chore done.

I've seen Aldis in the Chicago area but have never been in one in the U.S.  However, from my extensive German exposure, I can say that it is an unique experience to stand in the long Aldi checkout lanes.  As the shopping aisles are quite narrow and the checkout lanes blend directly into the aisles, maneuvering in tight spaces becomes an important shopping skill. 

I will say that Aldi checkout personnel is the most efficient I have ever seen.  Simply amazing!  Costco personnel are amateurs in comparison.

Want to read something truly strange and surreal? Try Bob Rubin's autobiographical, "In an Uncertain World". Picked it up over the weekend and the first chapter is all about Rubin preaching to the Congress and the world about risk, specifically in the case of the near default crisis of Mexico in 1995. Rubin shakes his head at everyone who resists his suggestions and says they just don't understand how inter-related everything is. And then he opines on moral hazard and probability, etc. I don't understand his role at Citi and how Citi reached such a crisis if he was so aware of these things, unless he had become addicted to taking huge risks from thinking about it too much.

dryfly,

Have you read the story behind Aldi?  The Albrecht brothers started the "ALbrecht DIscount" stores to serve the needs of a country in the midst of depression (i.e., pre-Hitler Germany) -- limited selection of basic, quality goods at absolute rock bottom prices.  Looks like their time has come again.

Loudacracy people here know the difference between financial tsunami and tsunami.  One is a house of cards.  If the US defaults on its debt it's net zero, eh?

The problem is that humans use the considerable intellectual abilities to further their "ape" agenda.
lucifer | 01.13.09 - 6:04 pm | #

yes and yes. this is an EVOLUTIONARY endgame, which ultimately ends in annihilation not transcendence. human evolution hasn't prepared us to face a world other than that of zero-sum games of competition for limited resources. the inability to consider systematic thought, the "long view" and the incompetence we exhibit with nonlinearities of open, complex and interconnected systems is our undoing and these higher orders of thinking will not abide being enslaved to the mammalian evolutionary brain for long. thus we reach a critical point and failing to move beyond the limitations of our biological conditioning, we self-destruct. it is only a matter of whether this point in history is such a moment or merely another among many blips. the genetic programming of the dna-tape-loop and social conditioning and redirection of natural instinct can only take us so far.

I understand this may be perceived as crazy talk to many, but you need only look at Maslow's hierarchy of needs, for example, to see that we as a social organism are failing to move "up", and in turn to help others do the same. nature operates inexorably and at levels beyond mere genetics of family or even species. moreover it is not accidental that it is becoming increasingly commonplace for those of high intelligence to opt against marriage or couples toward smaller families or against offspring altogether, and not merely out of economic necessity. what exactly have the winners won but a dead hunk of rock and a bunch of useless paper if they plunge civilization into a new dark age?

I don't understand Rubin's role at Citi and how Citi reached such a crisis if he was so aware of these things

Using complexity as a talking point to reach your goals is one thing.

Understanding it is another.

Do not confuse politics with knowledge. Smile
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Well, the bears were right about one thing: Society is breaking down, and it started right here on this blog.Smile

The points made by poster "loudocracy" are completely reasonable. The bearish argument that banks have deca-trillions in exposure is technically true, but not in the sense that they are on the hook for deca-trillions that they don't have. The total of all those positions may not net-out at zero, but that's a lot closer to the truth than what the bears imply.

As to his/her point about the Fed having a clue, of course it does. The Fed started bailing water out of the boat as soon as it became aware of the problem, calling on all the resources it possibly could.

Complain all you want about the fact that the Fed can't predict or control the future, but not about the fact that they're clueless.

Sebastian

citizen energyecon writes:
...Werner, that is funny! Please share any news and views from your ringside seat regarding this gas spat...
(citizen energyecon | 01.13.09 - 9:02 am | #)

Sorry, just saw your subj. post.

Well, I think it's just an anual Punch and Judy show to which I do not pay to much attention. I have not much solid information but think that both Russia and Ukraine are both equally untrustworthy candidates. Germany, France, BENELUX, ect. seem not to be affected (read that Germany supplies Serbia from its stocks), however some (powerless) south-eastern european are affected. Irresponsible of Russia and Ukraine to let Serbians, Bulgarians, ect. freeze! I think they both will pay a severe prize! Ukrainian membership in EU/NATO: forget it. Future additional Russian gas supplies : forget it.
But I also despise the sensationalistic news reporting about it. That's an Punch and Judy show in its own right. (e.g. it was portrayed as affecting 20% of Germanys energy supplies, rather than 20% of Germanys gas-supplies. So, sloppy, insincere, sensationalistic news reporting here.)
But just as I said: In american dictation that negative news would have been reported as "But better than expected".

ResistanceIsFeudal: human evolution hasn't prepared us to face a world other than that of zero-sum games of competition for limited resources.

In the future the Federation has no use for money (although there is latinum even with replicators)

So, is this where the universe magically stops ? What about the party that was to get paid and didn't so they now have to recognize a loss, and so on... What part of cascade do you fail to understand ?

Why exactly do you think AIG is such a black hole ? They just happen to be one hinge of many? Why is there so much fear ? Because it's all contained to a coupla institutions?
bearly | 01.13.09 - 6:14 pm | #

That, and they essentially wrote insurance that in a situation like this, couldn't have the actual assets to pay off.  The real secret was the backdoor CDS', for which there was no regulation.  It's not so much a failure of the regulators as it is the fact that there was no regulatory agency for this "black market" insurance.  If there were, this "insurance" couldn't have been written, and their models, even with the assumption of real estate never going down in value, wouldn't have worked.

"Geithner voluntarily amended for returns for years 2001 and 2002 after President-elect Barack Obama had expressed his intention to nominate him for the top Treasury post."

Good thing...initiating an audit of the Treas Sec is a good way for an IRS employee to get themselves fired in a hurry.

I guess he was hoping the IRS would forget about those years...

oops, anonymous@6:47pm is me.

I switched back to Google's Chrome beta 2 for awhile.

You guys should check out Slashdot.org's network traffic on Alexa. It is heralding the Techocolypse, down something like 70% in the past year.
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Have you read the story behind Aldi?  The Albrecht brothers started the "ALbrecht DIscount" stores to serve the needs of a country in the midst of depression (i.e., pre-Hitler Germany) -- limited selection of basic, quality goods at absolute rock bottom prices.  Looks like their time has come again.
Comrade Bear (tj & the bear) | 01.13.09 - 6:43 pm | #

Ya but read Wally's past - small rural retailer bringing value to the heartland blah, blah. What have you done for me lately?

In reality - today - they both fill a niche. One a small local & the other a larger 'sub-regional'. I don't see much overlap if you plotted their 'market space' on a 'venn diagram'... cheap prices are only one dimension and both tackle that from different directions.

Seb...Copy one statement uttered by a supposed bear on this thread that talked about ' what the bears imply'?

As to his/her point about the Fed having a clue, of course it does. The Fed started bailing water out of the boat as soon as it became aware of the problem, calling on all the resources it possibly could.

Sebastian

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Sure ... the privately owned and operated Fed started bailing their shareholders, the Member Banks, right away ... at the tax payers expense !

Where's the Bank Holiday ?

Oh, please, hunger strikers and martyrs predate Jesus by millenia.

Just so we can all get ont he same page with zero-sum.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-sum_(Game_theory)

One a small local & the other a larger 'sub-regional'.
dryfly | 01.13.09 - 6:52 pm | #

I don't mean Aldi is a local company either... their stores have a more 'local' reach while Wally tries to reach farther and does. Believe it or not Wally is a 'destination' shopping center for much of flyover... ya I know - doesn't say much good about my peers but what can I do? You choose your friends but you're stuck with your family.

Uh guys-
Trader Joes= Aldi.

Just so you know.

Someday this war's gonna end...

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #76:
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

Consider US FRB/Treasury and China SAFE/CB

SQUIRREL RECIPES anyone:

Squirrel Recipes

(from some earlier CR-squirrel thread.)

Baby Jas(Unrated) writes:
\tJust so we can all get ont he same page with zero-sum.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zer...m_(Game_theory)
\t Baby Jas | \t \t \t \t01.13.09 - 6:54 pm | #

Baby Jas | 01.13.09 - 6:54 pm | #

That's zero sum theory, but does it necessarily reflect the economic reality?  I'd say no, because the available goods and services can vary as a function of time (wait until 2009 GPD numbers come out). Thus, it's possible for all parties to lose in the game of economics, as it is possible for all parties to win. There probably wouldn't be international trade if this were not true.

I quit Slashdot a couple of years ago. A lot of noise and rehash and atrocious story selection. The site ran on its rep for a while IMO. Now I troll CR instead:)...compared to CR, /.'s editors are monkeys or poorly written IRC bots.

I have some clue. I can look at my own derivatives book and exposures to JPM and Citi and start making guesses. But you are right, I don't really know. I think that the Fed probably has somewhat of a clue.
Loudocracy | 01.13.09 - 6:15 pm | #

It's my distinct impression that Loudocracy may know more about derivatives than most of us dopes on this thread.  If everyone wasn't so busy yelping in their agrieved and righteous anger, we might learn something.  Just sayin'.

Sebastian writes:
Well, the bears were right about one thing


The bears have been right more than once.
It is you that has no clue.

Crime is Declining
Our latest statistical snapshot shows that in the first six months of 2008 crime rates nationwide continued to drop

Society is breaking down, and it started right here on this blog.Smile

Preliminary Annual Uniform Crime Report, 2006

you have any data to support your claim, seb?

I've provided documentation refuteing your bearish claim.

It's my distinct impression that Loudocracy may know more about derivatives than most of us dopes on this thread. If everyone wasn't so busy yelping in their agrieved and righteous anger, we might learn something. Just sayin'.

MLM | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 6:59 pm | #

Tough to dismiss the fact the worldwide notional value of all derivatives is bumping 1 quadrillion. And that's a lot of jack, no matter how you count it. The counter parties are leaning against each other like a house of cards. Trite? Cliche? Yes. But true. This is where the cascade effect will gain momentum.

See, it's not who they are, it's what they did that will spark the reaction. And the reaction will cascade similarly.

Trader Joes= Aldi
Citizen AllenM | Homepage | 01.13.09 - 6:55 pm | #

Not even close.  Trader Joe's is fun to shop at with often upscale items at great/closeout prices in my experience.  Aldi is down to basics, chore like shopping, squeezing by other shoppers, standing in long checkout lanes, getting great value but NOT fun.

It's my distinct impression that Loudocracy may know more about derivatives than most of us dopes on this thread. If everyone wasn't so busy yelping in their agrieved and righteous anger, we might learn something. Just sayin'.

MLM

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Wrong ... Until the books are audited no one knows ... We don't even know where the TARP money went !

Are we just going to keep throwing money down a rat hole ?

Where's the Bank Holiday ?

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