How can MBIA and Ambac possibly survive? This whole charade is rediculous.

Anyone who has enough knowledge to invest in either company won't invest in them.

I am surprised they have any business. Who would buy life insurance from a company that couldn't pay?

Expectations for the U.S. economy turned sharply negative among senior-level executive CPAs as the outlook for finance, real estate and retail trade declined in the first quarter, according to the latest Business and Industry Economic Outlook Survey of the AICPA

http://www.aicpa.org/download/news/2008/CPA_Financial_Executives.pdf

I guess you can call this the Buffett deathspiral effect. Warren shows up to eat your lunch when you are on your deathbed. He casually reaches over and unplugs the ventilator while saying "It's for the best."

Warren is starting to turn into the financial Kevorkian.

Someday this war's gonna end...

Wait until the "insured" start suing to get their premiums back.

"America" has become synonymous with "fraud".

Not fraud, just tricking other people into bad deals. You make it sound so dirty.

We are all Jas Jain now.

Heh.

The situation reminds me of a table of thieves with their hands and arms each covering their own piles of cash. There is a little more money in the center of the table, but do you risk moving a hand to leave yourself exposed.

"We are all Jas Jain now"

LOL!

Are the unhappy with the insurer, or the price he's charging? Bond insurance now has got to be like hurricane insurance in FL. People can't decide whether to whine about the rates or the coverage.

Didn't Spitzer and Gasparino say this issue would be resolved by now?

Meltdown Man | 02.29.08 - 11:31 am

It's also like the monkey with his hand (grasping the apple tightly) stuck in a jar.

AllenM writes:
I guess you can call this the Buffett deathspiral effect. Warren shows up to eat your lunch when you are on your deathbed. He casually reaches over and unplugs the ventilator while saying "It's for the best."

Warren is starting to turn into the financial Kevorkian.

For me he looks like a sane fair Investor....there should be more of him like this....

So the good risks are known by all parties to be so and are choosing to forego insurance? Thus the only parties interested in insurance are . . .

...borrowers balk at buying a guarantee from a money-losing company without stable AAA credit ratings...

So who is being fooled by this charade anymore?

This is probably one of the prime reason why the dollar and US financials have been shunned like a dog at a cat show these last few weeks.

crispy&cole writes:
Expectations for the U.S. economy turned sharply negative among senior-level executive CPAs as the outlook for finance, real estate and retail trade declined in the first quarter, according to the latest Business and Industry Economic Outlook Survey of the AICPA"

Maybe if they took a little time to read this blog it wouldn't be such a shock.

Neal writes:
...borrowers balk at buying a guarantee from a money-losing company without stable AAA credit ratings...

So who is being fooled by this charade anymore

Time to give them a fourth A to sooth investors...
And time for the Monolines to sue the Market for not buying there insurance..

Marcus-
Monkeys...Thieves...both apply, but at least monkey's actions are based on stupity, not lack of character.

"A"s are in short supply - their price is skyrocketing.

Stupidity...how stoopid of me

"We are all Jas Jain now"

ROTFLMHO!!!!

I think stupid monkeys would have done far less damage.

Oops.

Ambac bailout hits significant snag: report

Yahoo! 404 - Page Not Found

Has Berkshire entered the business yet?

Snagflation!

Re Ambac: The consortium will now come up with another structure

That means SIFMA is looking for new offshore derivatives which can be used to bridge the gap in reality they engineered.

You had to know that this was going to happen. Buffett is very shrewd indeed. Any additional cash infusions are clearly throwing good money after bad.

Ambac bailout hits significant snag: report

It is just unbelievable that ratings agencies now are negotiating their ratings with issuers. The objectivity of ratings has officially died.

Re: I think stupid monkeys would have done far less damage

According to the second Borel-Cantelli lemma, given enough time, a chimpanzee like this one typing at random will eventually type out a copy of one of Shakespeare's plays.

The infinite monkey theorem1 states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard will almost surely (i.e. with probability equal to 1) eventually type every book in France's Bibliothèque nationale de France (National Library). In the restatement of the theorem most popular among English speakers, the monkeys eventually type out the collected works of William Shakespeare; others replace the National Library with the British Museum or the Library of Congress.

The name is a popular misnomer for an idea from Émile Borel's book on probability, published in 1909, which introduced the concept of "dactylographic2 monkeys". These "monkeys" are not actual monkeys, and need not behave like real monkeys; rather, they are a memorable metaphor for an abstract machine that produces a random sequence of letters.

Rating/credit analyst follow up:

The Monkey Shakespeare Simulator" website, launched on July 1, 2003, contains a Java applet that simulates a large population of monkeys typing randomly, with the stated intention of seeing how long it takes the virtual monkeys to produce a complete Shakespearean play from beginning to end. As of January 3, 2005, matches as long as 24 consecutive letters, four words have been recorded

Does anyone happen to know the source for the following (mis-)quote?

"A stupid person could never lose $100 billion; that requires the combined efforts of many geniuses."

TIA

I'll bet alot upside down homeowners could use the help of a volcano about now.

CNN.com - Page not found

Homeowner: 'It's very easy to outrun lava

I've been known to string together FIVE, SOMETIMES SIX CORRECTLY spelled wurdz.

This pisses me off, I thought there was a rating company credit simulator, where a group of monkeys gave AAA ratings to bond insurers?

Damn, this is all I have:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Monkey%20Shakespeare%20Simulator

The Monkey Shakespeare Simulator was created by Nick Hoggard to see how long the famous quote "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare," would actually take to accomplish.
The monkeys began their work on July 1, 2003. There were 100 monkeys to begin, but their number grows as they find time to procreate (basically, the population doubles every couple of days). The lifespan of each monkey is set at 50 years. One monkey is assumed to hit one key per second with 2000 characters per page. The monkey's typewriters have keys that are all the same size, so the monkeys have an equal chance to hit any key.
Rather than match characters from the entire page submitted by each monkey, the program only reads from the beginning of a page to the end, because it only looks for an exact match. It does not matter how many characters beyond the first character to the first mistake of a page match, although current records are kept. As of this writing, April 15, 2004, the most characters matched are the first 15 from Pericles. It took 958,399,000,000,000,000,000 monkey-years for them to achieve this record.
A year in the program passes every second. Monkey years are the number of years multiplied by the number of monkeys.
The program compares each page of random monkey text against 37 uncopyrighted plays of Shakespeare's; his sonnets and lesser regarded poetry are not scrutinized by the program.

And we are just into the early innings...

Vacant Homes in U.S. Climb to Most Since 1970s With Ghost Towns
By Brian Louis and Dan Levy

Feb. 29 (Bloomberg) -- When Quinn Cuthbertson looks around his new neighborhood in El Dorado Hills, California, he sees rows of empty homes and barren hillsides. A promised new school and a clubhouse haven't materialized.

Cuthbertson paid $460,000 for a four-bedroom house in this northern California town named for the mythical golden city. He now suspects his neighbor spent $45,000 less. Nearby, 87 of 98 Toll Brothers Inc. home sites are undeveloped.

[snip]

If the program was trying to match Bush's assertion that we're not heading for recession, it would only take 30 seconds, as that statement must only be translated from the original Chimpanzee.

By George, I wonder, what are the odds that of every retarded credit analyst in the world, 100% of them would give AAA ratings to every investment put under their noses? It's as if a rubber stamp was issued to every monkey and all they had to do, was dip the stamp in ink and push the stamp onto paper.

Are these jobs still available?

In regard to Bush, any monkey could have made better choices, but if we would have exchanged Bush for 10 monkeys, imagine the clarity the world would have had, versus the insane chaos we do have!

This era is also a great deal like the joke of how many credit analysts it takes to upgrade a worthless entity. The joke is really less and less funny, because you have to wonder who is buying these ratings companies stock and who is buying into banks that are going under? Even if there is a plunge protection team, how long can this joke go on, before people realize that this is all just insanity and very close to anarchy? Monkeys certainly could have made superior intellectual decisions which these corrupted collusive mafia infested retards that engineered this mess.... have made!

Bi-George writes:
This era is also a great deal like the joke of how many credit analysts it takes to upgrade a worthless entity. The joke is really less and less funny, because you have to wonder who is buying these ratings companies stock and who is buying into banks that are going under? Even if there is a plunge protection team, how long can this joke go on, before people realize that this is all just insanity and very close to anarchy? Monkeys certainly could have made superior intellectual decisions which these corrupted collusive mafia infested retards that engineered this mess.... have made!
Bi-George | 02.29.08 - 12:17 pm | #

the Monkey is sure superoir in this because he will reach a good result by default eventuall..
The guy on top will never because they will do anything to prevent the good result ..

i am so happy they teached me in scool the historie of French revolution, the American Revolution and MArx!!!

I say let them eat CDOs...

What do you expect? I don't hope that the rating companies really expected these guys to clean up their act. I mean it is like the old story about the scorpion and frog.

The scorpion pleads to the frog to take him across a stream and promises not to sting him as they cross. Of course, when they are halfway across, the scropion stings the frog. The frog asks why and the scropion replies that it is just his nature.

I am just keep laughing and expect that this SNL skit will never end.

Yahoo finance ( I HOPE) is messing up the Ten year note today.. check out the days range:

Day's Range: 0.36 - 3.62

.36??

^TNX: Basic Chart for 10-YEAR TREASURY NOTE - Yahoo! Finance

Why does anybody listen to a "wall street" economist. Could there ever be a bigger conflict of interest?

Bernanke needs to spend time on main street, not wall street.

MarketWatch ticker:

Moody's believes Ambac capital below the Aaa target level

Carlo-

you missed the best one-

5 minutes ago Moody's believes Ambac capital below the Aaa target level - MarketWatch
6 minutes ago Moody's continuing Ambac Fincl review for possible downgrade - MarketWatch

Sorry for off-topic. I am hearing from friends with Countrywide & impound accounts that they're being told CW needs to increase the impound reserves, upward of 50% in one case. Googling the news doesn't show any info on this. Something to look for.

(One way to shore up losses, I guess ..)

...that's "with mortgages with Countrywide", not friends @ Countrywide.

OT, Re: Commodity prices and the Great Depression

Blonde Vigilante asserted on another thread that commodity prices actually rose at the beginning of the Depression, but from some cursory Web searching, it sounds like they were already falling by October '29. They fell through the next summer, but by late summer there was a brief rally in corn because of a drought and wheat went along for the ride. But then it was all downhill from there.

There's a neat time line.

"near prime = almost prime???" This language is killing me!

Anon,

If I recall correctly, CMBX was about 2/3 new highs with sharp deterioration overall and ABX was about 1/2 new lows...CDX spreads opened a bit and LCDX got a bit tighter...

Cal

Saw the same thing. marketwatch had the same info, weird.

Looks like Canada was caught with it pant down also,,,,is anyone immune?

More writedowns seen after CIBC's C$1.46 bln loss

"If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare,"

As David Letterman once opined: "whew, imagine the stench."

"Based on an updated assessment of Ambac's mortgage risk, Moody's believes that Ambac's capital exceeds the minimum Aaa standard but falls below the Aaa target level," the agency said in a statement.

Moody's still reviewing Ambac for possible downgrade - MarketWatch

Further on monkeys: I think it would be an interesting economic experiment to replace the Fed with a single monkey, who, on the first of every month, pulls a lever on a slot-machine-like device that determines the fund rate. It would really keep everyone on their toes if the rate could go from, say 6% to zero in a month. Plus, it would make the Fed a lot more like a gameshow, and, well, what could be wrong with that?

"We are all Jas Jain now"

Speak for yourselves you ignorant american dopes.

Someone get on this ASAP!!

The (1985) Plaza Accord decoupled dollar interest rates from the exchange value of the dollar and also decoupled the traditional link between rising interest rates and falling equities
The reason for the dollar's devaluation was twofold: to reduce the US current account deficit, which had reached 3.5% of the GDP, and to help the US economy to emerge from a serious recession that began in the early 1980s. The U.S. Federal Reserve System under Paul Volcker had overvalued the dollar enough to make industry in the US (particularly the automobile industry) less competitive in the global market. Devaluing the dollar made US exports cheaper to its trading partners, which in turn meant that other countries bought more American-made goods and services.

Bob in MA,

Scanned the article. Anti-Marxist/Anti-FDR (Democrat) rant. This comment sums it up the best:

"... For an example of the distortions still being caused by these myths in serious scholarship, see, David Kennedy, "Freedom from Fear" (I), Economic Great Depression, a seriously flawed Pulitzer prize winning volume of the Oxford History of the U.S..."

A seriously flawed Pulitzer Prize winning volume of the Oxford History of the U.S?

Must have been rife with inaccuracies and half-baked ideas.

Typical wing nut revisionist-history hatchet job.

Ask your grandparents who pulled their chestnuts out of the fire in the Great Depression.

This market has become so fake that every night I go to sleep I pray for the US Financial system to crash into the ground. I used to care about the loss I would take if this occured but after seeing the outright fraud of the ratings agencies and banks I feel the only way their games will end is if they're destroyed.

I implore all foreign investors to cut all financial ties with the U.S. and starve our liquidity out. Don't be kind and loan us more money as this perpetuates the fraud. By crashing us into the ground you can pick up our assets at bargain prices and make back some of the losses, you deserve it!!!!

The mortgage crisis and resulting credit crunch are likely to have a big negative impact on economic growth over the coming year, a new study prepared by several prominent economists and released Friday has concluded.

[...]

The paper estimates that total mortgage credit losses will cost $400 billion, up from initial estimates in August of $150 billion. Roughly 50%, or $200 billion, will be on the books of U.S. banks and securities firms.
This will result in an estimated contraction in lending of $1.13 trillion.

Do I read this correctly as implying an average leverage ratio of slightly under 3? Isn't that awfully low? IIRC Hatzius predicted that $200bn in losses would drain $2 trn of credit from the US economy.

Looking ahead, I believe resolution of the current financial market problems requires some stabilization of U.S. housing markets. At this time, it's difficult to determine when that stability will materialize," Lockhart said in a luncheon speech in Atlanta.

Bob_in_MA
You are not going far enough back in time, remember that the Florida housing boom and collapse happened in 1925 and in Oct 1929 no one really knew yet that the early 1930's was going to get as bad as it did. The two wars and proctionism certainly played a hand in the timing, which is why knowing when it will happen this time is very hard, however at some point ordinary people need cash today!
It used to be called "eating your seed corn". You had to have money for today's needs so you sell whatever you have. In 1929 they thought globilization was going to change the metric. The twenty's were marked by hugh investment inflows from England. The rich are last to see what a little "belt tightening" can do to the price of supposedly "necessary" goods when the recession is in it's late stages.

I think stupid monkeys would have done far less damage.
Marcus Aurelius | 02.29.08 - 11:42 am | #

Looks like I am not the first to comment about the amount of damage the current occupant of the oval office has done. The next occupant will have to bring a very large shovel to clean the office. (maybe Hercules can repeat his stable cleaning efforts?)

I guess MBIA is the first insurer who got AAA under run-off mode.

Buckle up, guys...

Yahoo finance ( I HOPE) is messing up the Ten year note today.. check out the days range:

Day's Range: 0.36 - 3.62

Nah, it's here : Bloomberg.com:
Government Bonds

3.58% and falling, and it will keep falling; however, Im very sure the TAF situation is trying to force the yield curve up and only idits would be buying into that situation, i.e, The Fed is recycling bogus collateral from CDOs back into Treasuries, thus devaluing/diluting value.

Its an Oh My God situation here really, as we head into hyper-inflation in a matter of weeks versus months!

It will be worth your time to go look at these TAFs to see what percent of this bogus exchange of fake collateral is helping push the 30 year. This is a massive attempt to pump long term bonds and to help banks dump toxic waste. They want to provide the illusion that stocks are going to be undervalued and that long term bonds (like this) will be worth owning......I guess if you can wait 30 years for a CDO that is worth 10 cents to appreciate back to over a buck, then this is a great thing to jump in....oh my God, its a great deal and I better get in fast...LOL!

SELL!

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tender option bond programs on Friday were selling "multiple billions" of dollars of U.S. municipal bonds, a money manager said, which is accelerating a market slide that experts call the worst in decades

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tender option bond programs on Friday were selling "multiple billions" of dollars of U.S. municipal bonds, a money manager said, which is accelerating a market slide that experts call the worst in decades

FYI:

The Committee's decision to reduce the target federal funds rate 75 basis points on January 22 surprised market participants and led investors to mark down further the path of policy over the next few months.

Consistent with the shift in the economic outlook, the revision in policy expectations, and the reduction in the target federal funds rate, yields on nominal Treasury coupon securities declined substantially over the period since the December FOMC meeting. The yield curve steepened somewhat further, with the two-year yield dropping more than the ten-year yield. Near-term inflation compensation increased in early January amid rising oil prices, but it retreated in later weeks, along with oil prices, and declined, on net, over the period.

Conditions in short-term funding markets improved notably over the intermeeting period, but strains remained. Spreads of rates on securities in interbank funding markets over risk-free rates narrowed somewhat following the announcement of the TAF on December 12 and eased considerably after year-end, although they remained at somewhat elevated levels. Spreads of rates on asset-backed commercial paper over risk-free rates also fell, on net, and the level of such paper outstanding increased in the first two weeks of January for the first time since August.

In longer-term corporate markets, yields on investment-grade corporate bonds fell less than those on comparable-maturity Treasury securities, while yields on speculative-grade bonds rose considerably. As a result, corporate bond spreads climbed to their highest levels since early 2003, apparently reflecting increased concern among investors about the outlook for corporate credit quality over the next few years. Nonetheless, gross bond issuance in December remained strong

Why is it that our economy looks more and more like one of those Warner Brothers cartoons featuring the coyote who finds himself running in air 30 feet from the edge of the cliff - somehow gravity doesn't work as long as he doesn't look down. Looks like MBIA, the rating companies, and a lot of other folks out there are treading air at the moment, one of these day's they gotta look down.

Why is it that our economy looks more and more like one of those Warner Brothers cartoons featuring the coyote who finds himself running in air 30 feet from the edge of the cliff - somehow gravity doesn't work as long as he doesn't look down

I think it's more like Mr. Magoo ....

Yahoo finance ( I HOPE) is messing up the Ten year note today.. check out the days range:

10-year down to 0.36% and S&P 500 down to 134.

Leap Day is a good time to be a deflationist I suppose.

Blonde Vigilante writes:
Bob_in_MA
You are not going far enough back in time, remember that the Florida housing boom and collapse happened in 1925...

This is what you stated in the previous thread:
The Great Depression was marked by a general rise in prices as we slid into the depression, commodities jumped.

If you are asserting the Great Depression began in 1925, you are essentially redefining the term Great Depression. There was a big drop in commodity prices in the early 20s too.

It seems as the economy as a whole slowed, commodities fell.

Mr. Magoo was replaced by Ben Bernanke.

RE: 10-year bond yields on Yahoo!...

Looks to me like a decimal point occasionally slips one notch to the left; probably a data input or software problem.

SEC chief, Christopher Cox, along with other top-level administration officials, has cautioned against quick-fire regulatory or enforcement responses to the worsening credit crisis, noting that the market instead should be left to work it out.” Nicholas Rummel, “SEC Drift Said to Prevent Action on Credit Crunch”, Financial Week

That's right. The biggest economic scandal in the last half century, the subprime fiasco, and the “business friendly” stooges at the SEC are still sitting on their hands reciting passages from Milton Friedman instead of dragging crooked banksters off to the hoosegow in leg-irons. Go figure? SEC Chairman, Christopher Cox, has come under withering attack from Senator Christopher Dodd who chairs the Banking Committee and who accuses the SEC of being “asleep at the switch”.

Money Matters:

eb. 29 (Bloomberg) -- Peloton Partners LLP, the London- based hedge-fund manager being forced to liquidate a $1.8 billion asset-backed fund, said it's a victim of the lending drought on Wall Street.

``Credit providers have been severely tightening terms without regard to the creditworthiness or track record of individual firms, which has compounded our difficulties and made it impossible to meet margin calls,'' Peloton co-founders Ron Beller and Geoff Grant said in a letter yesterday to clients.

Peloton joins Thornburg Mortgage Inc. and Sailfish Capital Partners LLC on the list of funds and companies that have had to sell securities or shut down after banks restricted how much they could borrow, or demanded more collateral as values of securities backed by mortgages slumped. The world's biggest financial institutions are cutting off lines of credit to hedge funds after at least $163 billion of asset writedowns and market losses.

More hedge funds will blow up this year than ever before,'' said Michael Hennessy, who helps oversee $10 billion of hedge fund investments at Morgan Creek Capital Management in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.Financing is much harder to get. The bubble has burst.'

That's right. The biggest economic scandal in the last half century, the subprime fiasco, and the “business friendly” stooges at the SEC are still sitting on their hands reciting passages from Milton Friedman instead of dragging crooked banksters off to the hoosegow in leg-irons.

I can sympathize with the leg-iron part, but given the competitive nature of overseas markets I think there's some legitimate fear that we'll just send businesses and investors running for other shores (of course that might actually be beneficial in the long run).

Also I'm skeptical of any solution that comes solely from Washington -- IMO this is a problem that's rooted in cultural changes not confined to the business world.

I think any real fix requires a broader change in thinking, not some magical sleight of hand up in Washington.

Still, for a start, I think we need to hear more anti-speculator rhetoric from politicians and regulators.

It now makes sense why there was all this LAME pumping up of the mkt... based on Lies... and a 2 week manipulation...

Oh YES.... Bad news are priced in.... priced in my a.s.s.

Re: Monkeys and Shakespeare

Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce prose the likes of Shakespeare.

Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.

Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.

"They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said Friday. "Obviously, English isn't their first language."

A group of faculty and students in the university's media program left a computer in the monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo in southwest England, home to six Sulawesi crested macaques. Then, they waited.

At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.

Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in.

Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare

And for those interested, here is the actual text the monkeys typed, published as "Notes Towards the Complete Works of Shakespeare":

http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/NOTES_EN.pdf

I am guessing that the SEC is not going to step in, because they don't want it to be their problem. If they try to jump in front of the train & try to make it stop, the SEC officials could end up getting run over themselves.

If I recall correctly, CMBX was about 2/3 new highs with sharp deterioration overall and ABX was about 1/2 new lows.
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