If I was an issuer of ABS and wanted to sell lots, I would tell them what they want to hear and offer them free box seats to a sold out game. How hard is it to come up with a spiel for 10 minutes explaining how your product is optimised for high yield and safety using latest technology in financial engineering?
How hard is it to come up with a spiel for 10 minutes explaining how your product is optimised for high yield and safety using latest technology in financial engineering?
The hard part is keeping a straight face while giving the spiel.
They're claiming "speed dating." I'm thinking "glory holes."
This will require roofies to work...
Oh, and forgery, yeh, I forgot we'll need forgery too.
If I was an issuer of ABS and wanted to sell lots, I would tell them what they want to hear and offer them free box seats to a sold out game. How hard is it to come up with a spiel for 10 minutes explaining how your product is optimised for high yield and safety using latest technology in financial engineering?
Dewy-eyed dilegence?
It seems like a lot of effort to travel to Florida to a conference so you can spend 10 minutes listening to speed-drivel.
Anybody want to go in with me on my new venture, RipOffYourFaceBook.com? I think that would be much more efficient.
I can't imagine con men would find this format attractive at all.
How hard is it to come up with a spiel for 10 minutes explaining how your product is optimised for high yield and safety using latest technology in financial engineering?
The hard part is keeping a straight face while giving the spiel.
I'm thinking of offering an improved service: Eight minute dating!
You have GOT to be kidding............
From what I hear, this year's conference is more about speed dating for jobs than for deals....
Geoff, Robert, I was literally crying with laughter when I read the first two comments on this thread.
After tramp-stamp hangover set in, the Old West entered its settler stage
I think I'm gonna barf.
I think they've just created a new social disease...