Where's my bank failure?

Nemo wrote:

Where's my bank failure?

A watched pot never boils...

Josap,

One thing I realized was that the businesses with money to give to nonprofits for brand exposure are also the businesses with money to hire me to expose their brand.

Nemo wrote:

Where's my bank failure?

Don't you work for a bank?

I would love to hire someone.
Need more clients.

I got yer bank failure right here friendo.

Ahhh ... two weeks in a row with no failures? Inconceivable. Big smile

best to all

Hoopajoops LTD wrote:

with money to give to nonprofits for brand exposure are also the businesses with money to hire me

I'm going to think about how i can apply that to my business.

Yes weak is the operative word that the elites, the MSM, the Obama admin, Congress are trying to disguise with bullshit stats and spin.

weak economy
weak jobs
weak RRE
weak CRE
weak leaders
etc
Big smile

CalculatedRisk wrote:

Ahhh ... two weeks in a row with no failures? Inconceivable.

It really is unexpected.

Coal again?

HCN Christmas just ain't what it used to be.

I haven't found the link, but a recent article (from one of the links on the right side of CR's blog) mentioned that while small businesses create more new jobs than larger businesses, they also have a higher failure rate. Hence, it is a wash.

They have checkpoints on a regular basis down here in PC. They call them "safety checks"...I call them cash cows.

CalculatedRisk wrote:

Ahhh ... two weeks in a row with no failures? Inconceivable.

Perhaps the FDIC is short on funds after all?

MiTurn wrote:

while small businesses create more new jobs than larger businesses, they also have a higher failure rate. Hence, it is a wash.

All I see are empty retail spaces. Small business going out of business and no new ones going in the spaces.

I'm thinking of semiotics here, call it an
odd almost subversive flavor
cause I'm building that database of
3-4 second clips that someday
when KCoop joins us in the 21st century
rather than type I'll just upload the quote...
many of you should reconsider your own
approach. I swear, some of you have been
writing the same thing over and over again
in what seems like years... just a thought.

MiTurn wrote:

I haven't found the link, but a recent article (from one of the links on the right side of CR's blog) mentioned that while small businesses create more new jobs than larger businesses, they also have a higher failure rate. Hence, it is a wash.

Think about it, and you'll realize that's not true....

Cinco-X wrote:

Perhaps the FDIC is short on funds after all?

Or a lack of good pizza joints. How can you shut down a bank if you can't get decent pizza for the crew?

Of course business isn't hiring. Obama created, er uh saved jobs.

Cinco, missed you today.

Hoop, I have a nonprofit that benifits Children inside our local school system who are abused by the system because of non parent involvement in their lives. Ten years ago I found teeth had to go with a loud voice inorder to prove no matter who you are don't abuse children in the name of education. I earwig local government in a very low key way but get things done immediately.

Any of you ever own a small retail storefront business?

That sign in front of your establishment that says open from 9 to 6, is like a prison sentence, if you aren't making any do re mi.

Small businesses are not only not hiring, but i'd guess most of em' are trying to figure out how to exit, stage left.

Comrade Kristina wrote:

They have checkpoints on a regular basis down here in PC. They call them "safety checks"...I call them cash cows.

I've gotten so that I shave and put on decent clothes just to go to the super or the hardware store out fear of what the safety forces might do to my naturally scruffy self. "You have the freedom to stay out of our clutches... if you can. Ha. Ha. Ha."

MaryAnn wrote:

Cinco, missed you today.

Took my daughter to see Yale; BTW, the hurricane has so far been a Nothingburger in my area.

On Topic: I'd hire, but salary expectations are still not where they need to be.

Before internet insanity hit: Newly minted EECS PhDs from top schools would make $55K. $60K if you were a badass (and then they'd shortchange you on the raises.)

Now the expectations are too high.

So we can get a KBF in the sandbox, but no BFF's here?

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

That sign in front of your establishment that says open from 9 to 6, is like a prison sentence, if you aren't making any do re mi.

It's like a prison sentence sometimes even if you're making do re mi.

Duke of Con Dao wrote:

when KCoop joins us in the 21st century
rather than type I'll just upload the quote...

In the meantime your tiles should be a wonder to behold.

This is the indicator we have all been waiting for! 2 weeks without a bank failure! The so-called crisis is over, forget about double dips. If I had any money at all I would put it in the most leveraged investment 'vehicle' I could find.

BTW, what was that thread that had how to apply for food stamps? I only have a few minutes before they kick me out of the library! Please hurry!

All ur banks r belonging to we.

Failure is nit an option.

That's a good thing Cinco. The NHC did a great job with Earl. It was a very tricky forecast and they nailed it. It is better to be safe than sorry, especially with such a small margin of error to work with like there was with Earl. Kudos to all the agencies involved.

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

Any of you ever own a small retail storefront business?

No. Small wholesale manufacturing business. A Mom-and-Pop shop. I got downsized back in the '90s.

2, 4, 6, 8

How much revenue
Can we create?

Go team!

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

Small businesses are not only not hiring, but i'd guess most of em' are trying to figure out how to exit, stage left.

But they can't exit without a job to go to. No UE when you close the doors.
Then you have to get out of the lease, or wait until it ends.
And let employees know they have to look for a new job.
And have a sale, and box up the remaining stuff, and store it someplace.

30 Old PC Ads | Rocking Fundas

10 megabyte hard drives, $2495.00, deflation's a bitch.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
for the next five minutes we have a Viscount on Duke of Con Dao dolls.

They even advertise them on the radio JD. I heard one this morning that they would be having medical personnel at the checkpoints for drivers that refuse to blow. THey will pull blood on the spot. Nice, eh?

Cinco-X wrote:

A watched frog never boils...
.
Fixed It For Ya

How could a hurricane with a nice name like Earl ever hurt anybody?

Now if it was named Jezebel, it might have done some harm...

JBR wrote:

A watched frog never boils...
.
Fixed It For Ya

Big smile

Well, I guess that the number of problem banks is sufficiently close to zero now.

Well, a few died. They had several drownings with the rip currents. They found a body this morning I believe.

Does this mean the banks are well capitalized?

Sometimes when I look at the list of names I'll get a bad feeling about one name...the last one I had a bad feeling about was Katrina. Maybe because she was so close to my own name. This year, Igor jumped out at me.

Why are they not closing any? Even a couple small ones? There is a reason. Funds should be sufficient. Staffing should be more than adequate. That leaves political but why?

Yeah, but when you start counting the Darwinistas, it always skews the numbers.

"After all, the chief business of the American people is business." - Calvin Coolidge 1923

After all, The chief business of the American people is Government handouts. - Barack Obama 2010

Is Squirrel! farming destined to lead us out of this depression?

alkaloids wrote:

Does this mean the FDIC isn't well capitalized? Fixed It For Ya or is this just Kabuki Theater prior to the election?

True that. We have 'em drowning here on a regular basis even when there is no nearby storm we still get rip currents and they still ignore the double red flags and the plane flying over with the giant banner that says "STAY OUT OF THE GULF"....

alkaloids wrote:

Does this mean the banks are well capitalized?

well capsized?

I think its more of an inverted capital structure, if the structure were fully capitalized, kABUL bANK would not have reached out while tHE aNNOINTED fULD revisionist history painted the faces of the blogosphere green.

kidbuck wrote:

Is Squirrel! farming destined to lead us out of this depression?

Rabbits are much eaiser to farm.

If a big chunk of flaming meteor was headed to earth and scientists could pinpoint the impact place 50,000 people would die. Why? They would all be standing on the X looking for it. There would probably even be fights, pushing and shoving to get closer to the big X

New Keyboard nova. It's only funny because it's true.

josap wrote:

But they can't exit without a job to go to. No UE when you close the doors.
Then you have to get out of the lease, or wait until it ends.
And let employees know they have to look for a new job.
And have a sale, and box up the remaining stuff, and store it someplace.

Everything you've stated is correct business thinking in normal times, but these are anything but, and people want out, sorry about my employees not having jobs anymore, but i'm happy about me not losing money hand over fist, seems to be the prevailing theme...

@aClem wrote on Fri, 9/3/2010 - 5:33 pm
This is the indicator we have all been waiting for! 2 weeks without a bank failure! The so-called crisis is over, forget about double dips.

Yee haw....hope and change is alive baby....the US economy to the moon !

LAKE CHARLES, La. — The only new start-up bank to open in the United States this year operates out of a secondhand double-wide trailer, on a bare lot in front of the cavernous Trinity Baptist Church.

A blue awning covers the makeshift drive-through window.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/08/29/us/bank/bank-articleLarge.jpg

One New Bank in 2010, but at Least It’s a Double-Wide - NY Times

I'm going long Laughing out loud

Grow what you want, all year round
greenhouseMEGAstore.com

So how is that proposition going in Kali?

josap wrote:

Is Squirrel! farming destined to lead us out of this depression?

Rabbits are much eaiser to farm.

Squirrels can eat acorns (generally a waste) but I think that pigs will as well. I can't wait to get a pair of piglets...

nova wrote:

If a big chunk of flaming meteor was headed to earth and scientists could pinpoint the impact place 50,000 people would die. Why? They would all be standing on the X looking for it. There would probably even be fights, pushing and shoving to get closer to the big X

Not even one part per million

All seriousness aside, I think the lack of BFs is due to the end of summer and a 3 day weekend coming. Watch out NEXT week, though.

nova wrote:

That leaves political but why?

........you forgot one: What's the point if you know the end result with or without the closures?

Anonymous Bosch wrote:

In the meantime your tiles should be a wonder to behold.

Imagine if he posted photo's of himself and every famous person he's mentioned as tiles? Conservatively that would be at least 1000 tiles at $25/week. kcoop could give the proceeds to slumdog to use the inherent leverage in futures to buy In glod we trust Based on slumdogs 400% estimated rate of return kcoop should be able to buy all the REO housing in the US and save the economy. I hope Krugman is reading this 'cause I'm sure he knows the duke and can convince him to do the right thing.

Rabbits would actually be the way to go. They don't eat much, are low maintenance and breed...like rabbits.

Squirrels can eat acorns (generally a waste) but I think that pigs will as well. I can't wait to get a pair of piglets...

Squirrels around here have a refined diet. #1 on their preferred list is the seeds inside pine cones. They jump from pine tree to pine tree until they find a suitable cone, then sit up there chewing on it like an ear of corn. later I see a pile of pine petals and a chewed core lying at the base of the tree. Acorns are consumed when pines cones are not available. Squirrel!

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

but i'm happy about me not losing money hand over fist, seems to be the prevailing theme...

Once you get close to losing money, you need to get out. Staying in until you are broke and or in debt is dumb.

On Topic: I'd hire, but salary expectations are still not where they need to be.

That's because the debt levels are still where they used to be

Comrade Kristina wrote:

Rabbits would actually be the way to go. They don't eat much, are low maintenance and breed...like rabbits.

And... you can get huge boxes of greens trimmed off of produce at the supermarket for free. The bunnies love it.

We used to put a little rabbit poo in the trench before planting shelling peas.
Best tasting peas, eva!

Cinco-X wrote:

I can't wait to get a pair of piglets...

Build a strong pen, they do get big and they do want out.

The old farmer next door used to raise rabbits. He sold them to pet shops. The rabbit droppings (under the row of cages) is where he raised fishing worms. A very simple and integrated operation.

Anonymous Bosch wrote:

you can get huge boxes of greens trimmed off of produce at the supermarket for free.

.....the pig farm and the food banks have THAT source already locked up here......

Mike in Long Island wrote:

I hope Krugman is reading this 'cause I'm sure he knows the duke and can convince him to do the right thing.

LOL OMG thqt is the funniest thing I have read here. My hubby thinks I have lost it.

MiTurn wrote:

I haven't found the link, but a recent article (from one of the links on the right side of CR's blog) mentioned that while small businesses create more new jobs than larger businesses, they also have a higher failure rate. Hence, it is a wash.

You have to be careful about those statistics. I read somewhere recently that the FedGov counts anyone who files a Schedule C as a small business. That could be Sally Housewife selling a couple of stuffed bears or some cosmetics to her friends.

Comrade Kristina wrote:

They don't eat much, are low maintenance and breed...like rabbits.

good meat, you can tan the hide too.

I never eight know tamale that was maid from kitteh that I knew was cat-gut, never through no punch at know tennis match on the lawn neither.

tore-tour the werdz....

I had them as pets but I was referring to the doomsday times and eating them. I don't know if I could do it as I like bunnies an awful lot but I guess if I was hungry enough...We used to save their droppings in five gallon buckets. We'd put half rabbit droppings and half water in the buckets and let them sit for a few days then spread them on the garden. Some of the best fertilizer in the world.

Black Star Ranch wrote:

.....the pig farm and the food banks have THAT source already locked up here......

Might have known. I was referring to a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Maine was like that. Smile

Great fertilizer as well. We used to get our night crawlers from the horse manure pile we kept (back when I had horses as a kid).

josap wrote:

I can't wait to get a pair of piglets...

Build a strong pen, they do get big and they do want out.

I'll be using an electrical fence with movable paddocks....

bANK fAILURE wrote:

I never eight know tamale that was maid from kitteh that I knew was cat-gut, never through no punch at know tennis match on the lawn neither.

tore-tour the werdz....

You're in fine form tonight.
And not even tired from your trip to kABUL.
Impressive.

...pets or meat...

New band name

Pets of meat

bANK fAILURE wrote:

10 megabyte hard drives, $2495.00, deflation's a bitch.

I had a couple of those once. Add in the price for the controller cards to run them and you were looking at $5K for a 10MB drive.

Black Star Ranch wrote:

.....the pig farm and the food banks have THAT source already locked up here......

The garbage (not refuse) from restaurants is usually sewn up as well...

Jim Goodman: The Value of Labor

The union movement was right, the attempts of farmers to organize for fair prices was right, strikes, walk-outs and wage protests are right. Labor, manual labor, has value, indeed it is the basis of society. Bankers and CEO's have come by their posh offices, limousines and multi-million dollar salaries on the backs of workers; the laid off union worker, bankrupt farmers and slave laborers around the world.

Unless American workers can figure out how to live on a few dollars a day, the outsourced jobs will not return. Unless we all insist upon, and are willing to pay, a living wage for manual labor, the loss of the middle class, of living wage blue collar jobs will continue. Either we accept the economic system those of privilege have given us, or we reject it and insist that all workers have value and pay them a living wage.

So, to Wall Street, from those of us who work with our hands, who grow your food, who clean your offices, who trim your lawns, who teach your children, who repair your streets and care for you when you are sick, Happy Labor Day!

Some might also wish that you choke on your fat bonuses, but no, we are not quite so devoid of compassion as you. The labor movement, the farmers, the peasants, the slave laborers in your factories still have dignity and know the value of real work, perhaps, something you will never know or understand.

Jim Goodman is a dairy farmer from Wonewoc WI and an IATP Food and Society Fellow.

Cinco-X wrote:

I'll be using an electrical fence with movable paddocks....

Use a strong current. 800 lbs of full grown hog will go right through most things.

josap wrote:

good meat, you can tan the hide too.

I've thought about angora rabbits too.

I'm looking into Alpacas myself. They are like big huggable bunnies

You have to be careful about those statistics.

Here is the link

Who Creates Jobs? Small vs. Large vs. Young
"There's been a long, sometimes heated, debate on the role of firm size in employment growth. Despite skepticism in the academic community, the notion that growth is negatively related to firm size remains appealing to policymakers and small business advocates. The widespread and repeated claim from this community is that most new jobs are created by small businesses. Using data from the Census Bureau Business Dynamics Statistics and Longitudinal Business Database, we explore the many issues regarding the role of firm size and growth that have been at the core of this ongoing debate (such as the role of regression to the mean). We find that the relationship between firm size and employment growth is sensitive to these issues. However, our main finding is that once we control for firm age there is no systematic relationship between firm size and growth. Our findings highlight the important role of business startups and young businesses in U.S. job creation. Business startups contribute substantially to both gross and net job creation. "

Time for a new slogan? Maid in America.

Cinco-X wrote:

I've thought about angora rabbits too.

Not too good for food, you need to brush them to get the fur. Lots of work for little return.

bANK fAILURE wrote:

tore-tour the werdz....

The admissions lady at Yale was speaking about the required essays for admission, and mentioned that students should have someone else proof read them, and gave an example. One of the reviewers was reading an essay about a candidate who liked to torture smaller students after school. After further reading, the reviewer realized that the candidate ACTUALLY meant that she liked to tutor younger students...

man, if the big businesses are waiting for the small businesses to hire, we are truly Dooooooooooooooom!!!
My Head Just Exploded
Im shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

josap wrote:

Use a strong current. 800 lbs of full grown hog will go right through most things.

I plan to have them slaughtered in the Fall, so it shouldn't run over about 350 or so...

Krugman knows the duke, methinks not.
...
Elvis once said 'the image is one thing the man's another.'
for instance, my image on this California inflected chat board is
so far the man...
I'd be hard pressed to remember the last time I 'name dropped' so to speak.

aleister perdurabo wrote:

Unless American workers can figure out how to live on a few dollars a day, the outsourced jobs will not return.

......yep.......WE won't work for chump change, other countries people will. We'll make the turn at the corner when the freebies abruptly stop. Even the figurative trophy wives will be reduced to doing whatever is required for the available $2 paid.

nova wrote:

I'm looking into Alpacas myself. They are like big huggable bunnies

That's cool, but they're expensive to get into unless you find someone else going out of business and/or retiring...

paddocks....

are you refering to the Wal-mart customer?

Anonymous Bosch wrote:

Time for a new slogan?

Slogan for the month: Join the American Revolution.

josap wrote:

Use a strong current. 800 lbs of full grown hog will go right through most things.

LOL.....and then he's a PO'ed 800# of pig.

josap wrote:

Not too good for food, you need to brush them to get the fur. Lots of work for little return.

Thanks for the tip. I was worried that might be the case...

If I had an 800 pound pig I'd name him Rush.

MrM wrote:

Business startups contribute substantially to both gross and net job creation. "

The important thing is the jobs while they exist. Just because they go away doesn't take away from the value they had while they existed....

Cinco<

You still have the Muscovys?

I'd be hard pressed to remember the last time I 'name dropped

i imagined it more as a hard on

I wouldn't go out of my way two blocks to see Roubini.
he's a bit of a fraud, you see.

HomeGnome wrote:

You still have the Muscovys?

I still have 2 females, but their laying has become a disappointment....

Cinco

They are tick eaters supposedly. Notice any difference?

nova wrote:

They are tick eaters supposedly. Notice any difference?

I haven't seen any ticks this year, but I have seen an awful lot of duck crap...

Nytol See ya'll later if the Daemon Insomnia pays me a visit.

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

trying to figure out how to exit, stage left.

Move the inventory to the garage at home and sell it off on eBay while you are living out your free rent before the foreclosure... if anyone sues you go ahead and start your bk proceedings... Keep the eBay proceeds in a shoebox, and hope that the storm clouds clear up... Now THAT is Hope and Change!!!

Now even if some hired a bunch small business hiring could be hurting, since the successful small businesses become large businesses.

Comrade Elmer Fudd wrote:

i imagined it more as a hard on

New Keyboard

Hmmmm....not sure about the trade off there.

MrM wrote:

Our findings highlight the important role of business startups and young businesses in U.S. job creation. Business startups contribute substantially to both gross and net job creation.

Yeah, one well-funded start-up could be 30 to 50 jobs for a couple of years. Most of them stay under 50 as long as they can in order to avoid the extra government rules and costs that kick in over 50 employees. if the business is actually successful, it might make sense to keep growing. If the startup fails, the jobs vaporize. But that scenario seems to be the most efficient engine for creating new jobs. And it doesn't require government funding. But it does require a fairly stable, growing economy, and fairly predictable monetary and political policy.

Comrade Kristina wrote:

Igor jumped out at me

Could have been worse, could have been Algore....

MiTurn wrote:

I haven't found the link, but a recent article (from one of the links on the right side of CR's blog) mentioned that while small businesses create more new jobs than larger businesses, they also have a higher failure rate. Hence, it is a wash.

Not really. When small businesses fail, they stop reporting any jobs at all. So, they are replaced in the survey sample by small businesses that survive. Millions of small businesses could fail, but small business employment would remain high, according to the survey.

You've got to start thinking more like Ben and Timmy.

Black Star Ranch wrote on Fri, 9/3/2010 - 6:05 pm (in reply to...)
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aleister perdurabo wrote:
Unless American workers can figure out how to live on a few dollars a day, the outsourced jobs will not return.
......yep.......WE won't work for chump change, other countries people will.

  1. American exceptionalism American exceptionalism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  2. One in six Americans receive gov't aid - they like living on the sugar daddy
  3. Americans getting fatter and fatter and 70 % are overweight or obese
    Party

nova wrote:

Hmmmm....not sure about the trade off there.

My wife is not happy about the crap, especially with the hot weather.

Note: A large percentage of small businesses are in real estate related fields and that will keep hiring down for some time.

Plus, contract workers aren't hired anyway.

Im still waiting on quality guidance for the Healthcare tax credit regarding small business on calendar filers, I did enjoy the Economist's View: Will a Payroll Tax Cut Stimulate the Economy?

I do suspect that this is the last year for any late inventory writedowns, that should be expected. I slumdogged myself on jobs.

Cinco-X wrote:

My wife is not happy about the crap, especially with the hot weather.

Port-o-potties in the summer heat are awful. I'm with her on that.

Black Star Ranch wrote:

.....and then he's a PO'ed 800# of pig.

yep.

Comrade Elmer Fudd wrote:

I'd be hard pressed to remember the last time I 'name dropped

BTW, for you pool players, we're having a cancer fund raiser tomorrow. Mike Massey has decided to stop by tonight and tomorrow for a "trick-shooting" demo and to play some pool matches for charity. It's seems to be bringing into town every damned hotshot gunslinger with a pool cue. It's a two-day event for us (not including the unofficial PARTY tonight). Almost makes me wanna pull out the stick again. NOT. LOL.

Elvis quoted:
A large percentage of small businesses are in real estate related fields and that will keep hiring down
is that like Big Dog's moral failings that led to impeachment?

MrM
the MSFT spoof wasn't too bad. had its moments but I don't think the 'human ear' play
holds up over 2.5 minutes. by the end its stale.

by the end its stale.

Since I am not the one who designed this clip, I will make sure they hear your comments.

km4 wrote:

we're doing good on corn

I named my first dog, Corndog. But somebody ate him. So now I name my dogs Spam. Nobody ever eats Spam.

V777 wrote:

Cosmic accelerators discovered in our galaxy by UCLA physicists, Japanese colleague / UCLA Newsroom

dude, like i'm not down with Japanese accelerators, dude.

OT vanity post, I recently began using progressive lenses for reading and work, and I can now say when I dream, I actually perceive the glasses frames.

bANK fAILURE wrote:

and I can now say when I dream,

People need to stop dreaming and accept reality.

Romer is on the PBS Newshour and chalks up everything that happened financially to it "being in uncharted territory".

Elvis wrote:

now I name my dogs Spam

"Good boy, Scrapple. Good boy"

Romer is on the PBS Newshour and chalks up everything that happened financially to it "being in uncharted territory".

Wasn't it her job to be Pathfinder?

Elvis wrote:

accept reality.

Said the poster using the Elvis handle.

Roses so big, one got drafted in the second round.

she's so ugly, she had to wear make-up on the radio.

que up all by myself.+3

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

dude, like i'm not down with Japanese accelerators, dude.

You are if you intend to be or not.

SPOOL wrote:

Good boy, Scrapple.

That is a good name as well, but my friend gives Scrapple away for Christmas. I'd lose my dog.

bANK fAILURE wrote:

I think its more of an inverted capital structure, if the structure were fully capitalized, kABUL bANK would not have reached out while tHE aNNOINTED fULD revisionist history painted the faces of the blogosphere green.

There were some pretty good quotes in an article on the Kabul Bank crisis in today's NY Times.

“We are taking no steps to bail out Kabul Bank,” said a White House spokesman, Tommy Vietor. “We support the Afghan Central Bank’s efforts to uphold international standards on transparency and its decisive action in response to reports of fraud at the Kabul Bank.”

“People don’t need to be worried,” Mr. Karzai said. “We’ve got enough cash to support the bank.

“Even if the whole financial system in Afghanistan collapses, we have enough money to support it,” he said.

“Nobody could have predicted the crisis,” Mr. Frozi said.

“This is nothing but a panic,” Mr. Karzai said. “People are under the impression that the bank is failing, and it’s not.”

She's so pathetic, a cherubic rubric that smiles a lot, but says nothing.

won day yore the king, the next you're pushing up Roses.

MrM wrote:

Wasn't it her job to be Pathfinder?

John Freemont was the Pathfinder.

Serfs up!

Where's surferdude?

hey man, dont be bringing me down with Krugmans mouth pithyist, and you can take yer Prince-ton education withcha.

It's going to be a Discount Christmas. The retailers will start with the piffling promotions early, but they won't tempt shoppers. They will try to order lean so they don't have a lot of stuff they have to move, but hope will prevail over caution. They'll bring out the real discounts late in the season, and they will open up some wallets.

They'll celebrate same store sales being 4-5% above last year.
And then they'll visit their bankruptcy lawyer.

Rajesh wrote:

And then they'll visit their bankruptcy lawyer.

He'll busy too busy at the strip joints blowing all the money he made the last couple of years.

the Duke wrote:
I swear, some of you have been
writing the same thing over and over again
in what seems like years... just a thought.

do the silicon gooves get paths carved by electronic sheep?

Can we now, take a double dip Double Dip off the table or is it still to early?

Comrade Elmer Fudd wrote:

electronic sheep

Jas Jain tried to make love to his electronic sheep. He had to go to the emergency room immediately after. Now he can't make love to any sheep at all.

bobby dawg, essinpee tight rangebound till election season is over and the +/- is sweet music. brohiem.

Bad Dawg Bobby wrote:

Can we now, take a double dip off the table or is it still to early?

The economy is frozen. However, it is just an amorphous lump in a bowl.

Can we now, take a double dip off the table or is it still to early?

The DD has "Ben" inevitable since we decided in Sept 08 to extend and pretend.

Tackle corruption before bailing out Kabul Bank | Shadow Government

Like so many other institutions in Afghanistan, Kabul Bank is both politically well connected and the subject of rumors about corruption. Moreover, the news that Khalilullah Frozi, one the two largest Kabul Bank shareholders, was recently ousted as CEO because of purported corruption by the bank's leadership, does not help matters at all. That one of President Karzai's brothers, Mahmoud Karzai, is the bank's third largest shareholder -- and that the bank manages the government's payroll -- provides particular ammunition for Karzai's enemies. Finally, because a bank run is not a rational affair -- depositors panic when they read of other depositors withdrawing funds creating the human equivalent of a cattle stampede -- it matters little whether the rumors of corruption are true or not.

The United States has rushed a small number of experts to Kabul to provide technical assistance to the bank and reassure depositors. Mahmoud Karzai wants more than just technical assistance, however. He is calling for American financial assistance to cover all depositors. Since the bank has assets of only about $1.3 billion, it is not a large sum relative to what the United States pours into Afghanistan on a monthly basis. The money is not really the issue, however.

Rajesh wrote:

They'll celebrate same store sales being 4-5% above last year.
And then they'll visit their bankruptcy lawyer.

I remember back in the mid-1990s, I had a client who sold computer software on line.
He used to do a nice little business, had maybe 10 or 15 employees.
Then the venture-funded on line retailers appeared, using VC money to sell product below cost.
He closed up and BKed in September or October, didn't even run through the Christmas season that year.
No point, he was losing money on every sale.

aleister perdurabo wrote:

The United States has rushed a small number of experts to Kabul to provide technical assistance to the bank and reassure depositors.

Maybe Shelia will come back with a tan, man.

Elvis wrote:

John Freemont was the Pathfinder.

Natty Bumppo?

Bad Dawg Bobby wrote:

Can we now, take a double dip off the table or is it still to early?

I am still expecting positive GDP growth in 3rd Qtr and negative GDP growth in 4th Qtr. Too soon to make a prediction for the 1st Qtr of next year but I am not sure where the growth might come from.

Rob Dawg wrote:

Can we now, take a double dip off the table or is it still to early?

The DD has "Ben" inevitable since we decided in Sept 08 to extend and pretend.

The tragedy is that there are even worse things baked into the cake, some since then, and even more as a result of the steps taken since then...

Bad Dawg Bobby wrote:
Can we now, take a double dip off the table or is it still to early?

already ate mine, eat it before it melts!

:peace out:

I am now requesting the piece icon, or two peaces.either way I'm all good. in-eye-dubba-gee-aye

sm_landlord wrote:

He closed up and BKed in September or October, didn't even run through the Christmas season that year.

Forrest Gump would have kept running.

I thought Le Tan Orange was in California?

Maybe the BIG-GOV FDIC regulator union is on strike for better working conditions.

Contract talks include Papa Johns instead of Dominos.

bearly wrote:

Papa Johns instead of Dominos.

Hard to decide which is the crappier pizza.

@Juvenal Delinquent wrote on Fri, 9/3/2010 - 6:28 pm
Romer is on the PBS Newshour and chalks up everything that happened financially to it "being in uncharted territory".

Yes of course...."uncharted territory" is an easy way out of accountability for #fail economic policy
Nothingburger

shill wrote:

White House considers pre-midterm package of business tax breaks to spur hiring

Sad, really. Taking a break from golf to pull together a mid-term election bargaining chip instead of doing his job all along. Playing politics with J6P's existence.

Pathetic. Obama is a disgrace.

Whatevs. I'm out. See you all for the weekend ruminations once the opinators get some more absurdities up.

C

With just two months until the November elections, the White House is seriously weighing a package of business tax breaks - potentially worth hundreds of billions of dollars - to spur hiring and combat Republican charges that Democratic tax policies hurt small businesses, according to people with knowledge of the deliberations.

wish i had enough money to have these people kiss my ass (donated money to Obama)

If you give people the business, will you qualify for the tax break?

bearly wrote:

Playing politics with J6P's existence.

I guess that means Team Red is playing too.

@bearly wrote on Fri, 9/3/2010 - 6:53 pm (in reply to...)
shill wrote:White House considers pre-midterm package of business tax breaks to spur hiring
Sad, really. Taking a break from golf to pull together a mid-term election bargaining chip instead of doing his job all along. Playing politics with J6P's existence.
Pathetic. Obama is a disgrace.

Yes absolutely correct however both parties are a pimp system for corporatocracy !

Counterpointer wrote:

once the opinators get some more absurdities up.

I'll do my best, C.

My nationwide chain of organ grinders will likely take advantage of the tax breaks. More monkeys on the gov't's tab. What a country!

I have to admit I tended to lean toward mps thinking but the market has taken me a little by surprize. The power of the fed and it's desire to stick it's nose into areas inappropriately, has caught me off guard.
Dawg, if they extend and pretend long enough the economy just might recover, but I know there are alot of variables in this uncharted world finance ocean. Crazy

Not all small bz are suffering. The small mom & pop shops in our neighborhood that have built a loyal following over the years are holding up well. We still need to wait for a table at our fav restaurants and downtown parking is still a pain. Even our fav neighborhood mom and pop beauty shop is doing well. They had at least 10 customers in the 2 hours I was there and today's supposed to be a slow day. They are shorthanded and have been looking for an assistant for a while. Neighborhood donut shop had a 'help wanted' sign up for months and the position (kitchen help) was finally filled. They too were having trouble hiring. Both claimed the recession haven't affected their business and that the people who interviewed for the jobs were picky.

Though I have also seen empty restaurant & shops too, but those were the ones that didn't do well even when times were good.

Elvis wrote:

nationwide chain of organ grinders

McDonald’s Flunks Burger Taste Ratings - CBS News

snip/
“In this case, the bigger-name burger wasn’t better,” said Tod Marks, Senior Project Editor for Consumer Reports. “The Five Guys patty was more flavorful, juicy and meat tasting.”
Sick Sick

we will sell each other donuts and beauty products

HomeGnome wrote:

“The Five Guys patty was more flavorful, juicy and meat tasting.”

I ate there once and thought the burgers weren't good. And the fries were awful. Consumer Reports should stop taking bribes.

km4 wrote:

both parties are a pimp system for corporatocracy

I agree. The problem is the Dems don't know how to play corporatocracy well enough to give J6P at least enough of a sliver to get by. They attack the job supply engine and worship the lawyers and bankers. Not many J6Ps sharing in that game.

bearly wrote:

Not many J6Ps sharing in that game.

All the lawyers I know drink a six pack between dinner and billing more.

HomeGnome wrote:

NY's Lake George Invaded by Asian Clams - CBS News

Are they bearded?

@bearly wrote on Fri, 9/3/2010 - 7:01 pm (in reply to...)
km4 wrote:both parties are a pimp system for corporatocracy
I agree. The problem is the Dems don't know how to play corporatocracy well enough to give J6P at least enough of a sliver to get by. They attack the job supply engine and worship the lawyers and bankers. Not many J6Ps sharing in that game

Yes agree which is reason why GOP will likely take control of House in Nov and we get gridlock which means next 2 yrs will be greater hell for J6P. Then by 2012 with a Double Dip is full swing Merica should take mantle for biggest banana republic ever Crazy

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

...don't be cruller

Or a boston cream. That's not cream. Spit it out.

Gnome, I once found a healthy colony of small clams in a toilet tank. The nicest thing I ever found in a toilet during my time managing property.

Elvis wrote:

Five Guys

Agreed, 5G doesn't really match up to the press hype, and yep the fries are greasy mushsticks. Still, they get extra credit for cooking everything pretty much out in the open and they had fresh jalapenos for toppings. Haven't had a McD burger in > 15 years. I pretty much gave up on eating burgers that I don't prepare myself awhile ago, with the notable exception of whenever I am in the vicinity of In-n-Out.

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

...don't be cruller

Elvis wrote:

Or a boston cream. That's not cream. Spit it out.

I see you've eaten @ a LA doughnut shoppe run by 4 generations of Cambodians...

km4 wrote:

which means next 2 yrs will be greater hell for J6P.

Good thing I drink moonshine. I won't be affected. By the way, I caught my banjo making love to my male cousin. What should I do?

Elvis wrote:

What should I do?

Say what the pluck?

Elvis wrote:

Good thing I drink moonshine. I won't be affected. By the way, I caught my banjo making love to my male cousin. What should I do?

A tuba for alongside the head, might be what your cousin needs?

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

I see you've eaten @ a LA doughnut shoppe run by 4 generations of Cambodians...

I thought Dirk Digler owned it, but you might be right.

Julie Hilden: Litigation-Free Zones?

Finally, the limited universe of a Facebook "friend" group also raises another question: Should Facebook institute a response rule -- under which users agree to waive their right to sue other users for Facebook defamation, in exchange for the right to respond to any statement that they think is defamatory by contacting the very same set of "friends" who originally saw the allegedly defamatory statement?

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

A tuba for alongside the head, might be what your cousin needs?

I think that cousin needs to be stuck in a blender so his DNA recombines. Incest produces lemons from time to time.

Today's employment report?

Yellow Shoots Nothingburger Yellow Shoots

@Elvis wrote on Fri, 9/3/2010 - 7:08 pm (in reply to...)
km4 wrote: which means next 2 yrs will be greater hell for J6P.
Good thing I drink moonshine. I won't be affected. By the way, I caught my banjo making love to my male cousin. What should I do?

Get DVD of Deliverance and watch repeatedly but don't Squeal Like A Pig Laughing out loud

Juvenal Delinquent,

I just finished reading 'Class' by Fussell. Thanks for the recommendation. It was an interesting read. I've never paid much attention to class distinctions before, probably because I'm a prole, so I found the book entertaining.

Even our fav neighborhood mom and pop beauty shop is doing well. They had at least 10 customers in the 2 hours I was there and today's supposed to be a slow day. They are shorthanded and have been looking for an assistant for a while.

Yaa, channeling Sebastian aroud here is not gonna go over well with this crowd, especially on BFF. It's a dangerous roving mob here ready to pounce. Laughing out loud

mp wrote:

Today's employment report?

Services ISM is still above 50, for now.

km4 wrote:

but don't Squeal Like A Pig

If his mother had squealed like a pig, he never would have been born and this mess would never have happened.

BNB,

It's probably a little dated being almost 30 years old, but you'll never look at us the same way again, will you?

The problem with hiring so many monkeys is the lawsuits from the banana peel injuries.

I think it is time I procreate to save the planet. Although, I hate the earth. That is why I don't eat organic food.

The double dip is still very much on the table.

Don't be diverted by the S&P. That's a different story altogether.

PostPartisan
- Let Rahm off the hook on that UAW expletive

Incidentally, Emanuel is well-known as a source to many columnists, and, yes, I'm one of them. But I don’t write this out of any desire to cultivate him as a source. I am quite confident I'll keep hearing from him, if only when he wants to throw his favorite expletive at me when I’ve written something he doesn't like. It's happened.

Raymond Chandler, the great American mystery writer, offered the world a collection of short stories called Trouble Is My Business. That could well be the title of some future biography of Rahm Emanuel. I'm sure he will get into trouble again for his mouth, and he may well deserve the grief he gets when it happens. But I don’t think he deserves the hit this time.

The Five Guys patty was more flavorful, juicy and meat tasting.

I've been two Five Guys twice, and will probably not return. First, the give out way too much french fries. Second, the burgers are so messy, you need a fork to eat them. And i find it humorous that they put a peanut allergy warning at the cash register, having already walked past 50 50-lb bags of peanuts.

No, I won't. For fun, I find myself looking around now trying to guess one's status. The book may be dated but a lot of it is still spot on.

I located that great quote from the movie "24 Hour Party People"
delivered by Steve Coogan
on the subject of Jazz:
YouTube - 24 Hour Party People Jazz is the last refuge
...
enjoy

EDIT
it last 6 seconds...

I was under the impression that "50% more cost" and "organic" were the same thing?

elvis wrote:
I caught my banjo making love to my male cousin. What should I do?

was it a male banjo or a female?

Juvenal Delinquent wrote:

I was under the impression that "50% more cost" and "organic" were the same thing?

Only at Costco. Everywhere else it is "200% more cost."

Comrade Elmer Fudd wrote:

was it a male banjo or a female?

All I know is it was sticky.

very early morning flight... time for a night cap at Lucky Dog in skinny pants plagued Williamsburg...

I read it when it came out, as a young adult, and it was my baedeker to status in America, taught me a lot.

Duke,

I figure you might be the likeliest to know. I slightly recall an independent film made within the last 3-5 years on the wealthiest top 1%. I think it was made by someone within one of these wealthy families. Any clue? I tried to google it but came up with nothing.

Duke of Con Dao wrote:

time for a night cap at Lucky Dog in skinny pants plagued Williamsburg

Say hello to Tom Cruise for us.

Have a great evening.

mp, "The double dip is still very much on the table."

I'm not as sure as I was, there is something going on out there....!

Duke of Con Dao wrote:

time for a night cap at Lucky Dog

059 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Broke Not Broken wrote:

I think it was made by someone within one of these wealthy families. Any clue?

Dude. Why did't you ask me? It was a Johnson and Johnson heir. Born Rich.

Edit: Was interrupted by a phone call and that weasily Basel Too beat me to it.

Yes! Thank you! I kept thinking it was one of the Du Pont members but I couldn't find anything.

Comrade Kristina wrote:

Yeah, but does Roubini know the Duke?

oh well, as long as the dutchess fergie knows Duke ! Laughing out loud

The best thing about being born rich is the silver knowledge.

Broke Not Broken
...
a documentary, eh?
haven't a clue, really. but I don't really follow documentaries
too close. never seen Bowling for Columbine, Sicko or even An Inconvenient Truth.
years ago anthropologist GF would drag me to Margaret Mead film fest where her
own doc Black Water was shown...
know too much about the process and how even good intentions get subverted.
remember how makers of Brothers Keeper got really entangled in one of their
productions.
in a phrase - I don't trust documentaries.
I like movies cause they're fictional...

Thanks for the warning. Yeah I know, been lurking here for a while. Still remember Tanta.

Not claiming all is rosy, just saying not all is gloom either.

The best thing about being born poor is...ah...mmm...nevermind.

If you are going to be born, I suggest you request a Gates.

Elvis wrote:
The best thing about being born rich is the silver knowledge.
endlessly intimidating

Duke of Con Dao wrote:

anthropologist GF would drag me to Margaret Mead film fest

I used to be the leading primate trader in the world. I went to all those Margaret Mead film festivals. Margaret would always slip her hand down my pants. I can't believe you were there. Wait a minute. Were you that guy everyone made fun of behind your back?

Well I just came inside from working in the front yard to find a field mouse had mosied inside, and was sitting on our kitchen counter happily munching on a fresh white peach!!

Gnome...
075 | Flickr - Photo Sharing! ...
I wouldn't be laughing too hard if I were you cause that kid in the dress (a costume party)
usually arrives with some major talent on his arm... perhaps next life Home

poic wrote:

Well I just came inside from working in the front yard to find a field mouse had mosied inside, and was sitting on our kitchen counter happily munching on a fresh white peach!!

That's dirty.

poic wrote:

a field mouse had mosied inside, and was sitting on our kitchen counter happily munching on a fresh white peach!!

That is cute.
Now how do you get rid of him?

Broke not broken,

I think you're talking about this documentary

Born Rich (2003) 

His name is A.J. Prufrock and he likes Allman Bros music.

Duke of Con Dao wrote:

usually arrives with some major talent on his arm

Parrots are funny and talented. If you train them rights and teach them to speak like GWB.

I used to feed our field mice horse grain. It was like a bargaining chip...They ate the horse grain I provided and they stayed out in the barn.

Comrade Kristina wrote:

I used to feed our field mice horse grain

Did they know the rats from NIMH?

Josap,

I have no idea. We are in the middle of tearing down the kitchen and bathroom so he has access behind the walls right now.

He might be the same guy I shooed out last week who hung around by the front door after I kicked him out of the house and tried to get back in next time I opened the door.

Elvis wrote:

Did they know the rats from NIMBY?

NIMH? Secret of

Huh? I'm not sure what you mean Elvis...although that's nothing new.

sdtfs wrote:

NIMH? Secret of

Yes. I had not in my backyard stuck in my brain. Those rats and mice were smart. At least smarter than GWB.

poic wrote:

after I kicked him out of the house and tried to get back in next time I opened the door.

Well, you are putting out good food for him. And he knows you won't really hurt him.
You have a pet mouse. Smile

Comrade Kristina wrote:

Huh? I'm not sure what you mean Elvis...although that's nothing new.

If you understood my allusions you'd be Dennis Miller. And he's a little off now.

Dad decided to reconcile with his diabetic/alcoholic Dad in early '79 so we moved to Buffalo so Dad could work for Grampa's roofing company (times were tough). We managed to rent a farm with 20 acres in Akron, NY outside of the city. We had a little mouse that would come to the dining room for breakfast every morning. I'd feed him some of my eggs and toast...That was also about two months of the Great Blizzard. Fifty foot drifts were everywhere and didn't melt until May...at the end.

josap wrote:

Now how do you get rid of him?

The mathematically correct way is to: paint stripes on his back; call him a chipmunk; and then solve the problem with the known solution; call Mrs. mp.

I just didn't get your acronym Elvis. I get your humor and I used to like DM until he became a political hack...

They are good pets, rats are too. I like rats.

Gotta go shoe the car and ride out to chase away the interlopers. May your night be black like my heart. Later.

Cr writes a crappy headline!

Only 50k jobs were lost, which is the new hiring! Mish said it best:
"One year ago the official unemployment rate was 9.7%. Today it is 9.6%.

One year ago U-6 unemployment was 16.8%. Today U-6 is 16.7%

For all the trillions of dollars in stimulus and additional trillions of dollars in bank bailouts and trillions of dollars of expansion of the Fed's balance sheet, this is all we have to show for it."
Lowers the BOOM! How's that Keynesian spending working for ya?

Kiss it........

Comrade Kristina wrote:

They are good pets, rats are too.

I have had several rats for pets. Not in cages.

Comrade Kristina wrote:

They are good pets, rats are too. I like rats.

Life spans are too short to be really great pets.

They're very smart and loving. Humans disregard many creatures instead of understanding and accepting them for what they are. Rarely is their value recognized. Humans treat humans the same way.

True, but they can bring joy in their short visit here if allowed to.

Gosh, no banks?

That was unexpected.

lawyerliz wrote:

Gosh, no banks?

Ran out of money.

lawyerliz wrote:

That was unexpected.

Can't ruin a good three day weekend, just to clean up the banking system. Gotta have your priorities straight.

I read somewhere reliable that rats continuously dribble urine. Don't know about mice.

They can roam around outside all they want, except I'd prefer they didn't drown themselves in the pool.

Anybody want to say anything good about pantry moths? No? They are baaa-aaack.

nova wrote:

I'm looking into Alpacas myself. They are like big huggable bunnies

Its the proverbial Ostrich farm pyramid scheme, if you treat as a biz - as a fun thing - bearing in mind it COSTs you money yeah - enjoy it.

nova wrote:

Why are they not closing any? Even a couple small ones? There is a reason. Funds should be sufficient. Staffing should be more than adequate. That leaves political but why?


obama knows that the repubs interests are advanced by increasing unemployment

and bi partisanship died before it was born

so he stepping on the gas anyway he can

Comrade Kristina wrote:

They are good pets, rats are too. I like rats

Mice make great snake food.

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